[QUOTE=AshweeFTFW]Your in denial and are pessimistic about others.
Might not last forever however, I didn't say that.
[b]On topic:[/b]
You're a teenager too:raise:[/QUOTE]
I'm not pessimistic i'm a realist.
And I never denied being a teenager.
[QUOTE=Torch][b]MY HAIR SMELLS LIKE WATERMELON.[/b][/QUOTE]
Watermelon shampoo?
[QUOTE=Torch]
I have 0 tolerance for:
- Liars
- Obvious attention seekers
- Cheaters
- Generic idiots
- Slow walkers
- People who are rude for no apparent reason
- Highly judgemental people[/QUOTE]
I'm hot. LOOK AT ME, I GOT MONEY AN A BIG DICK (also liar). I didn't tell anybody I lost the game. Hurr Durr Hurr. I walk slow, but run fast. Fuck you. i dunno what that wor d meanz (also generic idiot)
My hair smells like semen but you don't hear me braggin'
I'm Dave
I'm 20 years old
I'm tall
I have brown hair and a beard
I live in the northwest of England, I was born in the south though...
I have an awful southern accent.
I work at my local convenience store
I'm learning to drive very soon (better late than never)
I can smell curry downstairs... mmm
I like all sorts of music
I also like a bloody good movie from time to time
I like spending time with friends, even if it's just lounging infront of a TV, or spending time on the beach getting kippered by a fire
Internet tough guys make me laugh
I bite my fingers when i'm nervous
I'm lazy
I like someone
I'm very sarcastic
I like doing random acts of kindness
I have a cat
I can't think of much else to write here, for now.
Oh, and I bite my nails. Since I get pretty nervous before big football-games I tend to practically eat my fingers. They look pretty disgusting. :(
My top 3 favorite songs are
1. Paranoid Android - Radiohead
2. Killing in the Name - Rage Against The Machine
3. Blackeyed Blonde - Red Hot Chili Peppers
The three R's.
I wish had more room in my messy room and a better office chair. I like to spin in Office Chairs. I rest my feet on a basketball. I like someone. I like to consume Ice Breakers and Orange Tic-Tacs.
[QUOTE=Crazy]Whos Tania?[/QUOTE]
The bitch that posted my dick on here.
[QUOTE=AshweeFTFW]The bitch that posted my dick on here.[/QUOTE]
To be fair, you brought it on yourself, and I really don't know why, was sketchy as fuck. Take it as you and her ain't together any more?
Was pretty immature anyways, taking snaps of cour cock is something you do when you're 14, if she wants to see your cock then let her have it in real life, saves us having to see it.
No we still are strangly.
I did bring upon myself, but the guys on the thread weren't complaining until I made my enterence. :v:
Wait, you took snaps of your dick when you were fourteen years old?
Damn, son.
[QUOTE=Posessed]Wait, you took snaps of your dick when you were fourteen years old?
Damn, son.[/QUOTE]
She asked, when you're that young you don't get to see as much of your girl as you do when you're a bit older... So you had to improvise and give her something to look forward to.
She took some...Nice. :) Photos for me, so I did the same.
Then she dared me to post these...Nice. :) Photos.
So I did.
And Karma Bit my ass.
[b]Edit:[/b]
[QUOTE=sam.clarke]She asked, when you're that young you don't get to see as much of your girl as you do when you're a bit older... So you had to improvise and give her something to look forward to.[/QUOTE]
She gets everything don't worry..:raise:.
[QUOTE=Torch]I've dyed my hair every colour you could think of.
It's now falling out, but I won't stop.
I'm Foghorn.
I ALWAYS have make up on, yes, even when I'm staying in.
I can kick your ass at TF2, ask Dav0r! :v:
I drink tea every day.
I have 0 tolerance for:
- Liars
- Obvious attention seekers
- Cheaters
- Generic idiots
- Slow walkers
- People who are rude for no apparent reason
- Highly judgemental people
And more.
I'm VERY, VERY, [b]VERY[/b] stubborn.
I'm get really irate if I can't get my point across so I just yell and lash out.
I've been arrested.
I'm quite violent.
I'm an impatient person but expect everyone else to be patient with me.
I have a ton of secrets that I'll never tell anyone.
My best friend is the only person in this world that I trust with my life.
My best friend has got me through SO much but there's still a bunch of stuff that she doesn't know about me.
I'm an insomniac.
My natural hair is actually curly.
I straighten my hair every day.
I have some really big family issues, especially at the moment.
I've done many things I'm not proud of, some I don't mind tlaking about but some I'd rather keep to myself.
I'm obsessed with bags, scarves, hats, watches and I own TOO MUCH jewellery.
:)
I'll still add more.[/QUOTE]
Care to share us a picture of your belly like the other gal in this thread. :q:
[QUOTE=AshweeFTFW]She took some...Nice. :) Photos for me, so I did the same.
Then she dared me to post these...Nice. :) Photos.
So I did.
And Karma Bit my ass.
[b]Edit:[/b]
She gets everything don't worry..:raise:.[/QUOTE]
It has a tendency to do that.
And to re-rail this thread:
I'm not good at talking to girls, and I have a pretty low self-esteem.
I got two dogs named "gillie" and "lady", both setters.
I'm autophile and I'd give away my kidney to be able to drive a car. I guess I'll just have to settle with boats for now.
[QUOTE=Crazy]Care to share us a picture of your belly like the other gal in this thread. :q:[/QUOTE]
I second this mans post.
[b]Edit:[/b]
[QUOTE=Posessed]It has a tendency to do that.[/QUOTE]
I learnt that the hard way.
[QUOTE=Crazy]Care to share us a picture of your belly like the other gal in this thread. :q:[/QUOTE]
No.
:keke:
[QUOTE=Torch]No.
[b][Deleted annoyingly large space][/b]
:keke:[/QUOTE]
Goddammit my collection! :argh:
[QUOTE=Torch]No.
:keke:[/QUOTE]
The Ice Maiden has spoken...
She's the unpullable girl, no point in even trying :P
[QUOTE=Torch]No.[/QUOTE]
Didn't you leave the forums?
Cool, I got derailed.
She's unpullable..
Can I thrust her?
UPDATE!!
I like to eat (No i'm not fat)
I carry my phone everywhere I go
I like naughty jokes
I like to make people laugh
I tend to be kind to everyone around me
I don't have my own room
I LOVE noodles
I'm always on MSN
I love to travel
I like to walk around town by myself
End of UPDATE
[QUOTE=Frank_West]Cool, I got derailed.[/QUOTE]
Sorry :(
Also, I enjoy 40's, 50's and 60's music and design. You damn kids and your space age design nowadays. :argh:
[img]http://www.thepeoplehistory.com/uploaded_images/42OldsCoker-785883.jpg[/img]
[I]THIS[/I] is a car.
[QUOTE=Torch]No.
:keke:[/QUOTE]
WELL SORRY IF I HURT YOUR FEELINGS!! :argh:
[QUOTE=Crazy]WELL SORRY IF I HURT YOUR FEELINGS!! :argh:[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Crazy]I like to eat (No i'm not fat)
I carry my phone everywhere I go
I like naughty jokes
I like to make people laugh
[b]I tend to be kind to everyone around me[/b]
I don't have my own room
I LOVE noodles
I'm always on MSN
I love to travel
I like to walk around town by myself[/QUOTE]
oh Yeah..
[QUOTE=AshweeFTFW]oh Yeah..[/QUOTE]
You have no idea how hard I lolled right there! :laffo:
:v: Happy to help.
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