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retoast in case i already posted here: I am 16, and Australian I play a lot of computer games. I want to be a graphic designer. I live a relatively clean life, I don't drink or smoke. By choice. I do like to express my opinions, but rarely do due to people taking a strong offensive toward it and attacking me for it. Most people would say I don't have a life. I just don't have their ideal of a life. I'm a massive nerd (see above), but I'm cool with that. I am a huge movie fan. Most of the time you'll catch me watching a movie. When I post, people think I am like ":mad:" when really I am ":v:". Don't take offense to anything I say unless it's a clear direct insult which is rare since I don't really like being mean to people unless I really hate you, and that's rare too. I'm friendly with pretty much everyone I meet. Contrary to popular belief, I am straight(ish). Sam.Clarke and a few other blokes who I don't hate, hates me because I'm a nerd who expresses his opinions (how silly of me). My favourite colour is purple. I LOVE beef jerkey. err, some more things

I hate you for expressing your opinions. :howdy:

Yo shizzle, forgot some things: I'm a huge fan of movies, it's the best thing imo you can spent your time with. I like mostly action, horror or thriller movies, like 28 Days Later or the Taxi series, but I also like comedy movies like Scary Movie. I spend the most time in my life sitting in front of my computer. My friends think I'm a nerd, but I really ain't one. I'd like to do mure freetime stuff like going to skate, playing paintball or doing parcour, but meh, either I'm to lazy or can't find friends to do it with me, it's boring if your doing it alone. I'm a shy guy, it's hard for me to find new friends in reallife, but the worst thing is that I can't talk to girls, though I had a gf once, but it didn't lasted long. I don't really know what I'll do in the future as my job, I was thinking about graphics designer, system administrator or it systemelectrician. Some people say'd be good as a graphics designer, but I don't think so and I mostly don't have the patience for it. I'm a lazy guy, if it's nothing important, it can wait.

My name is Grim Lindgren I'm 177cm tall and weighs somewhere between 70-73 kg. I've had sex more times than I can count. With about 24 different women. I get naked at parties a lot. I've posted pictures of my dick on Facepunch. I used to post alot, but lately I just post if it's necessary. I've used drugs, Amphetamin, Extacy, marijuana, mephedrone. I drink atleast 3 days a week. I smoke, with a cornpipe I'm unemployed. I hate my life. I want a job. I'd kill for a job. If I had a job, I wouldn't be drinking or doing drugs. I hate myself. I'm the lead singer in two bands called "Rosa Ätpinne" and "Heil Five" I got a mohawk that's about 35cm tall. I'll fill in layter

[QUOTE=Gurant]My name is Grim Lindgren I'm 177cm tall and weighs somewhere between 70-73 kg. I've had sex more times than I can count. With about 24 different women. I get naked at parties a lot. I've posted pictures of my dick on Facepunch. I used to post alot, but lately I just post if it's necessary. I've used drugs, Amphetamin, Extacy, marijuana, mephedrone. I drink atleast 3 days a week. I smoke, with a cornpipe I'm unemployed. I hate my life. I want a job. I'd kill for a job. If I had a job, I wouldn't be drinking or doing drugs. I hate myself. I'm the lead singer in two bands called "Rosa Ätpinne" and "Heil Five" I got a mohawk that's about 35cm tall. I'll fill in layter[/QUOTE] Grim is such a cool name.

I'm 16. Smoke both cigarettes and marijuana. I listen to everything but Rap and Country music. My initials are JGJ. (I'm not telling you my real name) I have a girlfriend. Most of my friends are girls. I love girls. Girls. I wear straight black everyday, because I can. I'm not Emo, Gothic, or any of the sort. I'm myself. Some people might think I'm a Grunge type person, I might be. I wear a black hoodie no matter the weather outside. I'm a hybrid game player, I play both console and computer games. I have to repeat my Sophomore year. I'll graduate when I'm 19. I only have one dude friend. He's a dick. I don't play sports, or like them at all. I have Clinical Depression and Chronic Psychosis. I have Insomnia. (Which sucks complete ass!) I wear a studded belt with a chained wallet all the time. I hate school with a burning passion. I'm in school right now. My hair is wet. The guy to my far right is writing some stupid book about Anime. I hate Anime with a burning passion. (More than I hate school) I think Rusy100's avatar is pretty snappy. Facepunch is my number one most visited site. I don't shampoo my hair. I let my hair self dry. I use Axe Body Gel. I like all types of movies. My two favorite movies are: The Shawshank Redemption and Gangs Of New York. I'm currently cheating on my girlfriend. With two different girls. (Which I'm about to stop, so no flaming.) I like to make long lists. Even though most of it can be pointless and useless banter, like such. I have an iPod Nano with 377 songs on it. I hate the world and everyone who inhabits it. The world hates me too. I get drunk every once in a while with my brother. I have a favorite phrase; it's: "What the fuck?" I like to write poetry when I'm bored or have the need to write. I can crack every bone in my body. I'm very sensitive with some things. Right now, I'm looking at a girl's ass. She's bent over on a table. I hate anyone and everyone who tries to act "Gangster" Some people might think I'm very complex and high maintnance. I am, once you get to know me. I'm done. For now.

[QUOTE=Rusty100]I am like 6ft or something I haven't measured in a while. I am 16, turning 17 in December. I'm Australian. Uhh I post a lot. I have a very limited social life (see above) But I like it that way (see all above) I'm not actually gay but pretending is fun. I don't like a lot of modern clothing because you look like a fuckin spack. I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs. I'm sober (unless sugar or caffeine counts). I drink a lot of coffee (only recently though) I post on facepunch more than I play computer games. I like Crysis. My internet ego is a massive joke (funny one at that) I am a moderator i know I am shocked too. I wear shoes. The sniper is obviously the coolest class. My favourite actors are Edward Norton and Christian Bale. Stupid people annoy me and I want to end their lives painfully. I have a very dark and random sense of humour. 4chan is not funny My favourite colour is Purple My dick is 7" more things you don't care about last but not least, this annoys me (I downloaded the UK firefox) [img]http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/9956/spellingnn5.png[/img][/QUOTE] Apart from a few things... FUCK! A CLONE!!! What day in december?

I turned 16 a day before this post. I'm 5'11". I wear glasses. I'm a purple belt in Shotokan Karate. (About halfway to black belt.) My friends are mostly girls :q: I [highlight]FUCKING LOVE JAFFA CAKES![/highlight] I'm a very positive sort of fella - there's nothing I really hate. I listen to all music (except 'contemperary' hip-hop :argh: ). I'm vegetarian. I'm pretty brainy.

I'm 5ft 2. People make fun of my height sometimes. English. I'm vegetarian. I hate speaking to people on the phone, i get all nervous and quiet. Little bratty children annoy me. I've been dyeing my hair since i was 11 , since then i've dyed it about 9 different colours. Everyones parents [b]hate[/b] me. I look forward to getting my tattoo's eventually. Without comedy shows like Family Guy and Scrubs i think i'd go crazy. I tend to get on better with boys than i do girls. I wish i could sing. I drink when i can, but smoking isn't my thing. Oh and being single actually annoys me after a while. :3:

[QUOTE=Rusty100]retoast in case i already posted here: I am 16, and Australian I play a lot of computer games. I want to be a graphic designer. I live a relatively clean life, I don't drink or smoke. By choice. I do like to express my opinions, but rarely do due to people taking a strong offensive toward it and attacking me for it. Most people would say I don't have a life. I just don't have their ideal of a life. I'm a massive nerd (see above), but I'm cool with that. I am a huge movie fan. Most of the time you'll catch me watching a movie. When I post, people think I am like ":mad:" when really I am ":v:". Don't take offense to anything I say unless it's a clear direct insult which is rare since I don't really like being mean to people unless I really hate you, and that's rare too. I'm friendly with pretty much everyone I meet. Contrary to popular belief, I am straight(ish). Sam.Clarke and a few other blokes who I don't hate, hates me because I'm a nerd who expresses his opinions (how silly of me). My favourite colour is purple. I LOVE beef jerkey. err, some more things[/QUOTE] Love yoooooo Rusty :love:

I am 16. I live in the countryside of central Sweden. I am paranoid. I have Aspergers syndrome and AD/HD. And I also have Coulrophobia (the fear of clowns). I love fishing, Hunting, Bushcraft, Paleontology and Ethnography. I am an Asexuall. I am a nerd.

[QUOTE=Jack Bryce]Apart from a few things... FUCK! A CLONE!!! What day in december?[/QUOTE] 11th

[QUOTE=Rusty100]11th[/QUOTE] You're 9 days older than me then.

[QUOTE=Jack Bryce]You're 9 days older than me then.[/QUOTE] powned

Meh, I might as well post a list to show the difference between me and Rusty. I'm a 16 year old Australian (Turning 17 in December) I've been posting here alot more often than I used to. My social life is nearly non-existant and I like it. Alot of people say that I ave no fashion sense because I don't want to look like a "fuckin spack". I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs. I'm sober (unless sugar or caffeine counts). I post on Facepunch more than I play computer games. I also wear shoes. The Sniper [b]is[/b] the coolest class. My favourite actors are Christian Bale and Vin Diesel. Stupid people annoy me and I want to end their lives painfully. I have a very dark and random sense of humour. 4chan is not funny My favourite colour is Purple I also hate it when programs don't accept "humour" as a word.

I'm James. I play the guitar. I form from the blues. I'm 5'9. I'm Scottish. Argan Campbell Clan. Fuck Yeah. Girls like my brown hair. Sometimes it looks like a beehive. My favorite Super Hero is Gianna Micheals. My favorite Porn Star is Spiderman. I'm a suave motherfucker.

My name is David I'm 5'11" ish I'm White British My older brother is mix race. My Birthday is 30/7/91 That makes me 17. I have a job I'm an electrical customer assistant at Tesco I'll be taking my driving test in the next month I have a large amount of friends I only hang out with a small group of my friends I like chillin with mates, down the pub or at a mates house I like to drink. Lager, ale, stout, wine, spirits. No alcopops plz. I smoke and enjoy it I don't care what people think I can't play any instruments I listen to almost all types of music My favourite type of music is hip hop Musically I was raised on a diet of reggae, soul, rock I don't play games as often as I used to or want to I need a better computer I can't think of anything else for this

[QUOTE=Gurant]My name is Grim Lindgren I'm 177cm tall and weighs somewhere between 70-73 kg. I've had sex more times than I can count. With about 24 different women. I get naked at parties a lot. I've posted pictures of my dick on Facepunch. I used to post alot, but lately I just post if it's necessary. I've used drugs, Amphetamin, Extacy, marijuana, mephedrone. I drink atleast 3 days a week. I smoke, with a cornpipe I'm unemployed. I hate my life. I want a job. I'd kill for a job. If I had a job, I wouldn't be drinking or doing drugs. I hate myself. I'm the lead singer in two bands called "Rosa Ätpinne" and "Heil Five" I got a mohawk that's about 35cm tall. I'll fill in layter[/QUOTE] I'll fill in now. I've had Chlamydia. I've had unprotected sex with a stranger. I've had sex with a girl I knew for a minute. (Is it she or is it me that's the slut?) I'm bisexual I had a dream tonight that I cut off my mohawk, and all eldery men wanted me to uninstall Worms 3D on their computers. I've had sex with a woman that's 20 years older than me. I steal things, but only from big companies that doesn't really care about one or two things stolen. I'm bipolar. I've been eating medicince for my depression but I stopped since it only made me useless in bed (couldn't get it up) I got the worlds ugliest tattoo, and two of them aswell. I get banned at some parties since I like to flash my dick when I wear a kilt. I'll fill in later.

Gurant I'm sorry about Chlamydia but you're so awesome.

I'm very long :v: I'm half super, half mutant I access this forum from a control panel in my cell. My birth month is unkown. I can't to smile. I like books, science, sledgehammers and freedom. My favorite color is green I never played a sport in my game, as I remember I have super human strenght. I AM AMERICAN. I don't sleep I speak with a dark mutant like voice. I like to wear jump suits. What's TV? I get beaten by different mutants..

[QUOTE=RSahlgren]I'm very long :v: I'm half super, half mutant I access this forum from a control panel in my cell. My birth month is unkown. I can't to smile. I like books, science, sledgehammers and freedom. My favorite color is green I never played a sport in my game, as I remember I have super human strenght. I AM AMERICAN. I don't sleep I speak with a dark mutant like voice. I like to wear jump suits. What's TV? I get beaten by different mutants..[/QUOTE] That's enough fall out 3 for you.

No it's not :uhoh:

What about Baseball.

I'm Ash. 5"10. 11 stone. I'm engaged. I'm such a prick. Probably not too popular at times. Mouthy at times. Half of Facepunch hates me. 25% think i'm a sex obsessed prick. The other 25% of human. [b]I'm Rusty's butt-pal[/b] I spend far too much time on msn. I play Guitar Hero too much. I'm a prick, did I mention that?

My name is Robin Banks and I've never done a crime in my life >:D My favorite color is up I play the trumpet Battery I once jumped off a bridge that was 100 feet tall and lived ( I didn't get hurt whatsoever, but more about that later) I'm in English Honors The ice is cold I like coke I would vote for Obama I got my ass kicked because I would vote Obama Cheese

My Name is Alex Baird I'm Italian on my mom's side and Canadian and Danish on my father's side I am 5'11 I Live In Canada :canada: I Skateboard almost 5 days a week I drink like a regular teenager, and sometimes smoke. I like art I've never had a girlfriend for a long period of time because I can't find a girl who is cool, this doesn't mean I haven't done anything sexual with a girl however :D I break a skateboard almost every month because I don't suck and skateboard don't last I dressing good - vnecks, cardigans, beanies, scarves, neckties, blazers, skinny jeans, from places like American Apparel, urban outfitters, and value village. I listen to Indie Rock, Indie Electro, House, New Wave, and Folk music I think 'scene' girls are pretty if they're not fat and fuck ugly I haven't watched TV in two weeks because I don't like it I play bass guitar my favorite drink is coke my favorite colour is mint green my favorite animal is the kangaroo I want to name my kid Toby if it's a boy or Cory or Katy if it's a girl. When I'm old enough i may change my last name to Kennedy I want to be an astronaut or a bassist when i grow up I play bass but i'm not in a band because few people in my area shae similar taste in music with me I wish I could do better in school My favorite drink is coke [b]I have skateboarded naked once I have skateboarded dressed as borat once[/b] I would like to skateboard dressed as chewbacca once Donnie Darko is my favorite movie. I'm a Libertarian I respect women :3:

Name's Jon. I'm 5'6" Favorite color's blue. I play the guitar, drums, bass and I've tried singing. I drink a shit-load of Amp. I've fallen off my roof before, twice. My favorite band's Opeth. I have [b]severe[/b] insomnia. [b]Edit:[/b] I've been called a binge drinker before.

I'm Tom. I like red wine. I like good literature. I like all things Russian; literature included. I'm a big cinema fan - particularly fond of arthouse and metaphysical, as well as dystopian. Huge computer game nerd. If it's got multiple endings, I'm there I'm a big music fan - and have a wide and varied diet of music. By this I don't just mean I listen to six indistinguishable types of heavy metal, but am well versed in most areas of music history - namely romantic era classical and jazz. I have a girlfriend I've been seeing for two years on and off, she's moved a couple hundred miles away but we see each other every 3 weeks so s'all good :) I play the guitar and the fretless bass. Also had piano lessons for years but never got really good. I'm a libertarian. I get compared to a lot of people...Rivers Cuomo, Gordon Freeman, Russell Crowe (!?) among others. I like to party hard and find myself in unusual places at unusual hours drinking unusual drinks. This is me [img]http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v251/245/50/517731195/n517731195_942671_8583.jpg[/img]

I'm 17, turning 18 next August. I'm 6ft 1 or something. I'm American. I live in Green Bay, Wisconsin. My birthday is August 29th. I'm good at hiding how much of a geek I am at school. I like sex. My favorite color is blue. I'm kind of athletic and have a pretty mediocre build and am hoping to improve over time. I like having longer/shaggy hair because I think I look better that way. I sometimes fall asleep while listening to the last 30 minutes of The Matrix Revolutions. I usually watch Adult Swim up to the point of when Home Movies comes on before I go to bed. I have an awesome asian impression according to my friends. I'll always be wearing something from American Eagle. I play an Alto Saxophone and am in my high school's marching band. I'm a moderate-liberal. My dick measured out to 7.6 inches last time I checked, no joke. I tend to talk really dirty around girls.

I'm 6ft I'm like half German and half Ukrainian. I'm addicted to the forums. (help me) My birth month is December. I don't smile. I ENJOY human pain and suffering. No, seriously, I feed off of it. My favorite color is Saphire. I don't really car for sports. I sit at my desk a great many different ways. I'm American. I often fall asleep lying on my back with my arms folded over my chest like a corpse. (I'm weird like that) I like sleeping. And I can pull an all nighter, but I'm usually a total asshole when I do. I speak in many different voices. I like skinny fit jeans. I'm emotionally distant to most people. I don't watch television much these days. I'm just waiting for new season of LOST. I'm interested in cannibalism and necrophilia. I'd perfectly fine with my stalkers reading this information. Oh and my name is Sebastian. I live in Sparta, Michigan. I go to the highschool there. You can usually find me waiting in my red Chevy Cavalier, with the bad wax job and smashed windshield, in the school parking lot at the far end, waiting for my brother and sister, from 2:40-3:00 pm. I have long dark brown hair, pale, white skin, hazel colored eyes. :howdy: