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[QUOTE=not_an_alt]Only thing I've really had that is harmful to me is booze. [b]I am somewhat desturbed at the above post[/b] I DON'T DO METH JESUS CHRIST I wear glasses for reading only. I used to be able to spin a football on my finger I can't be assed to type more.[/QUOTE] [b]LOVE ME[/b] :argh:

I'm 6'2" I'm 16 I live in Wisconsin I need a new computer I finally got a job I finally got a car I lurk a lot on Facepunch Having a driver's license is awesome Music rocks, just not country, or screamo-at all I'm the only person in my grade who has blonde hair I'm the only person I know who has grey eyes My girlfriend punched me once, by accident, last year I hate it when people ramble Rusty posts too much :v:

I am racist. I love the color green. Everyone should just be green. :weed:

Dizzy isn't my real name. One day I'll meet someone who cares. I hang out with 'lads' and 'sluts' and smoke the green. I speak my mind. And a lot of people hate me. I like: Gold teeth on guys Graffiti art Orange juice Sushi The city Marilyn Monroe Vintage Pop culture Sleeping in Cutting hair Wasting money on shit I don't need Music so loud my ears hurt 19 century mustaches Horror movies Cuddles Photography Getting trashed Water P plates Magic Perfect makeup Falling asleep to rain Circles Big sunglasses Hot chips Beanies Underwear Night times Talking on the phone Long showers Gold earrings Witches Neat writing Food & Life +more

[QUOTE=ESHAYSdizzy™]Dizzy isn't my real name. One day I'll meet someone who cares. I hang out with 'lads' and 'sluts' and smoke the green.[B] I speak my mind. And a lot of people hate me[/B].[/QUOTE] It's good to know when to shut up. Yes everybody I know you can use this against me, shut the fuck up.

i am link lover i like zelda my favorite is the wii i am 15 i have a dog called link i have a cat called gandorf i live in cumbria LOL my dad is a doctor my mum is a inspector in the police i have a brother and he is called tommy like the green ranger i dont know what to write lol!! [b]Edit:[/b] i dont know how big i am i am about as big as this fence near my house??? i dont know how big it is [b]Edit:[/b] [QUOTE=Vandl92]I'm 6'2" I'm 16 I live in Wisconsin I need a new computer I finally got a job I finally got a car I lurk a lot on Facepunch Having a driver's license is awesome Music rocks, just not country, or screamo-at all I'm the only person in my grade who has blonde hair I'm the only person I know who has grey eyes My girlfriend punched me once, by accident, last year I hate it when people ramble Rusty posts too much :v:[/QUOTE] why did she punch you!!!! [b]Edit:[/b] [QUOTE=AshweeFTFW]I'm 5"10/11. I'm 14. I play Runescape, my school doesn't give a shit because everyone else who plays it has a small dick and no girlfriend. I have a girlfriend. I'm engaged. [b]YES IT'S LEGAL. YES THERE'S A RING. NO WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED AT 16. YES I GOT ON ONE KNEE[/b] People who ask why we're engage fucking annoy me. I have size 12 feet. (What the fuck hacks? :lazyiconyettobeinvented: I spend too much time on my PC. I...Wear glasses. I'm meant to but never fucking do? I swear alot, FUCK YEAH! :rock: I once typed at 138WMP, but no-one witnessed it, therefor it can't be proven. People think I'm emo. I'm just misunderstood (You think I'm kidding don't you...You'd be right. I'm not fucking Emo :argh:) I have itchy testicles. Oh, I'm sorry. Testi...:eng101: I'm a sarcastic fucking asshole alot of the time. I can wrap my left arm around my neck and touch my left ear. Try it. Don't be cocky. :v: Unlike alot of dickwads on the internet today, I can type at a decent enough speed whilst still using grammar. It's my birthday on the 1st of Aug. I don't remember registering as 18. But whatever... Yes, that's me in my profile. I just got a haircut. It fucking sucks I miss my hair. Anyone whose read this will get a friendly. Can't think of anything else :D [b]Edit:[/b] Oh. My girlfriend posted an image of my dick on Facepunch. and got banned for CP. Genius :raise:.. [b]FUCK YOU SMARTNESS![/b] I've had meaningful sex, you haven't. [b]Ha.[/b][/QUOTE] i have had sex!!! yes i have

He got pregnant.

[QUOTE=ESHAYSdizzy™]Dizzy isn't my real name. One day I'll meet someone who cares. I hang out with 'lads' and 'sluts' and smoke the green. I speak my mind. And a lot of people hate me. I like: Gold teeth on guys Graffiti art Orange juice Sushi The city Marilyn Monroe Vintage Pop culture Sleeping in Cutting hair Wasting money on shit I don't need Music so loud my ears hurt 19 century mustaches Horror movies Cuddles Photography Getting trashed Water P plates Magic Perfect makeup Falling asleep to rain Circles Big sunglasses Hot chips Beanies Underwear Night times Talking on the phone Long showers Gold earrings Witches Neat writing Food & Life +more[/QUOTE] are you a gay???????

I'm 15. I like dogs. I hate cats. I hate it when people use bad grammar. (Looks up.) I hate Naruto. :argh: I hate Naruto. (Again on purpose.) I live in North Carolina. I like women. I can't stand stupid people. I eat cheeseburgers multiple times every week. I have two outdated game consoles. Yay me. I hate stupid little kids shows. (Dora the Explorer, Blue's Clues, etc.) I hate movies that involve too much romance. I hate those low budget movies that the Sci-Fi channel spews out every weekend. I'm tired of typing this post so I'm going to stop.

i forgot one i like women i want you to know that [b]Edit:[/b] i like naruto

[QUOTE=link lover] i like naruto[/QUOTE] :argh:

I'm underweight, 110(ish) I don't love Ashwee I FUCKING HATE CALIFORNIAN NEWS I read both the NYTimes and NY post daily I have small feet I don't usually sweat. Ever.

My name is Alex You're a bitch I hate 99% of anime, and 99.99998% of people who watch anime anime is gay 4chan is gay fuck, you are gay i'm nineteen i've had sex i have an annoying ex-girlfriend [B]WHO WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP OH MY GOD[/B] (i am a really nice person, but she pushes my buttons with a smelly, annoying piece of beef on a harpoon) i have a computer. i play too much garry's mod i n-bomb everyone constantly i know too much about cars and firearms for my own good i can open almost any lock in less than 15 seconds uhhhhh

Do you hate me? I hate all makeup. Looks stupid. Queen is better than Boston and Journey. I'm right and you know it. Boston is the shittiest city ever. Red socks suck new jersey sucks I love mexico my iPod's spell check corrects my name to SARS

My name, is Daniel John Locke I can't bother to measure myself [b]I AM CANADIAN AS WELL[/b] I have a tendon growth problem I have a writing disability I go to a Christian school, yet I am not Christian I have rampant dandruff at times I take a bus to school, and I sit alongside a fellow who shot himself I wear glasses I don't really fit in most places I have ADHD and mild OCD I hold hatred against many people, yet I can't stand causing anyone misery I have a prejudice against Italians I am of German/Celtic descent I want to take up a history teaching job later in life My hobbies consist of gaming, Warhammer(40k and fantasy), lots of reading, screenwriting, various zombie related things, acting, debating, and more.

Did I mention my love for 40k? I find the inquisition to be the most badass army ever. Same for imperial guard. There are few facepunchers I actually hate, as in full on hate.

I find the Necrons to be the most badass army ever But Imperial guard win the best dressed award

Inquisitor Rassi could kill Necrontyr. If Eisenhorn didn't sacrifice him to release Cheurbale that is. I have low self esteem. I often find myself up at 4:00 AM in a steam chat When I get drunk I tell amusing stories. Dan Abnett is the best author. Ever. I fucking hate my mother. I hate religion as a whole. I'm an attention whore. I love to read.

[QUOTE=not_an_alt]I have low self esteem.[/QUOTE] Bwahahaha. Right. :v:

I'm Marc Hasselbalch. Yes, I do have German ancestors (referring to my last name). I'm from Denmark. I was born February '92, thus making me 16 years old. Next month I'll be starting my 3 year education on a nearby gymnasium. I work as a butcher's assistant. I've always been rather chubby. My interests includes listening to music, skating, photography (and editing) and just hanging out with my friends. My spine is fucked for life; I twisted it while skating 1-2 years back, it just snapped right outta place. The pain sometimes returns. I'm a sucker for Porcupine Tree, Opeth, Riverside, Pink Floyd, Dream Theater and a like. It's now 6:22am, and I gotta bike for work in about 10 minutes. [B]BYE.[/B]

I'm going to spend the next week in a cottage with a pyromaniac I am good a curling (the sport) I read very fast I do work extremely well, but I never remember to hand it in Fidel Castro is my hero I argue way too much People take advantage of me and mock me frequently I hold my own religious beliefs, based on logical evidence I have a new-found love for burritos I am lactose-intolerant I look weak, but the few times people have fought me, they've regretted it severely . I am a history nerd My favorite composer is Richard Wagner

I'm alergic to pollen. Worst fucking alerty ever. Some FP'ers believe I do meth because of A CERTAIN TWO PEOPLE

I have a pollen allergy as well I am still in contact with the first friend I ever made I had a fair bit of charisma a couple of years ago, but it rarely shows its face anymore.

I'm 6'0 I weigh 150 I don't know how much I can bench, I want to find out. I'm also working on my abs. aka: I'm skinny, but kinda out of shape. I have a great social life, with multiple close friends. I love my guitar, a red Squire Strat. I actually don't think women belong in the kitchen. I play WoW. :( It's also 12:30. Goodnight.

My first friend is dead. I went through a slight emo phase at 14. I've said shit I'm not proud of.

I am emotionally dry I can't cook I am terrified of driving in bad weather I hate it when girls try too hard to look good I wear a keffiyeh whenever I go out I believe that clothes are for function more than fashion I hate all the overpriced, cheap-quality, pretentious clothing stores that are everywhere nowadays.

I love to cook. I fucking hate Guitar Hero, rickband is better. I don't hate EA. I like The Fray, fuck off about it. I love Nirvana. I often find myself out of books. I read Eisenhorn in four days. I think I'm ill most of the time. I love my father. My mother doesn't know I'm dating, only by dad. I often think I've had sex to spite them but I like to think I'm better than that. I know an odd amount about George McGovern, or I used to. I often talk to a friend's mother about sex, as she is so casual about it.

I do not know my height. Nor do I know my weight. I constantly where a jacket.(hoodie or whatever you call it) I am very white, but I used to be tan. I have friends that I hang out with regularly. I have friends from every clique.(I think that is how it is spelled.) I have my permit. I like every genre of music. People call me emo, I don't understand why. I have long hair. I plan to never cut my hair. My parents don't like my hair. I am very claustrophobic! I used to skate. I have a stalker.(it is a girl) I am paranoid. I am funny.(from what I have been told) I was almost kidnapped on Halloween because they thought I was someone else about two years ago. I have a problem with chewing the skin around my fingernails until they bleed. When I was born, both thumbnails got messed up(something about a cupid or something) and now they have bumps on them and look like they have been smashed. I get annoyed when people ask about my thumbs. I have Restless Leg Syndrome. I am the only person on the forums that likes the band HIM (that I know of) and I don't care if you don't.

I'm 5'10 I have anger problems sometimes I like PC gaming, metal, PC hardware and aircraft I'm a LaVeyan Satanist I read sci-fi, military, and michael crichton books I am afraid of heights even though rollercoasters don't scare me one bit I have a low self esteem but I am mostly happy I'm a fucking comedian...sometimes Very sarcastic I hate religions themselves and I don't care for them

I sometimes feel like crying, yet I never do. About a year ago, I had intense stage fright, and then it disappeared. I have slight claustrophobia. I hate it when religious people aren't open-minded. I hate it when atheists aren't open-minded. I wish everyone would take notice of my religion. I loathe people who don't work. I love Terry Pratchett.