• About Yourself
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I like wearing suits and going off topic.
I'm 16 years old. I'm 5' 11". I'm very neutral. I play competitive airsoft with my freinds. I prefer to use a sidearm rather than a primary. I have been in the news for skateboarding down a street in a hurricane with an umbrella as a sail. [highlight]I AM AMERICAN.[/highlight] I have an insane fetish for firearms and explosives (But who doesn't, right?). I often wish for America to be invaded just for the thrill of apocalypse. I don't worry about girls, my philosophy is that girls will only get in my way of me being successful in life. I will join the 75th Regiment Army Rangers when I turn 20.
i have a suit, it's black with pinstripes. fuckin badass.
I'm an Aussie. I'm 18. I like booze. I like TF2. I like to be an internet superstar on myspace. Not really. I LOVE YOU GARRY!
I like Dav0r. :) Suck on that, kids. ;)
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My name is Kyle I'm 18, 19 in September. I'm 6ft 3. I'm straight. I drink A LOT. I don't smoke and never have. I hate anime. I have plenty of friendship groups. I love football with passion. I spend too much time on a PC. I work full time as an printing technician at my local college. I love all types of music, currently listening to Bassline at moment. I live In Bradford, Yorkshire. I'm single. I cba learning to drive yet as the price is just too fucking stupid. I hate religion. aaaaand I love my rabbit more than anything (outside my family) [b]Edit:[/b] [QUOTE=AshweeFTFW]I have a girlfriend. I'm engaged. [b]YES IT'S LEGAL. YES THERE'S A RING. NO WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED AT 16. YES I GOT ON ONE KNEE[/b] People who ask why we're engage fucking annoy me I've had meaningful sex, you haven't. [b]Ha.[/b][/QUOTE] Here's another fact about yourself. You're a naive teenager who thinks the current relationship will last forever which it won't and you think you're better because you have a girlfriend... And engaged don't make me laugh, whether you are or not it's still horrendously stupid.
[QUOTE=Torch] I love The Mighty Boosh and should be going to see them live in November. [/QUOTE] Lucky, too bad they never come to America.
I forgot how tall I am. I'm a Nintendo fan-boy. I'm a Christian. I'm a furry. I'm an American. I live in Montana. I get [I]angry[/I] when people challenge my opinions. I like Classic Rock. I'm an expert on WWII aviation. I'm a gun-nut. When I was born, my feet faced the wrong direction. That's all I can think up for the moment.
I'm only 5.5" tall. I'm 17. I'm Welsh. I live in Wales. I dislike sharing personal problems with other people. I trust people more online than I do face to face. I have trust problems due to my past. I don't have many friends because I can't trust people face to face. I have 2 main friends and even than I don't trust them fully. I have anger problems. I have paranoia. I dislike people getting to know me properly. I suffer severe depression. I'm a computer person. I love Gothic/Symphonic/Industrial/Black metal. I love Gothic rock. I do listen to other types of music but I prefer metal above all others. I like to talk about myself in a general way to people because I don't like talking about more personal areas of myself. I love watching Hollyoaks. (English teen soap made in Chester) I'm a redhead. I hate reading fiction books. I like learning about anything. I like to help other people. I dislike dishonest people, they totally annoy me. I don't really like writing about myself, so now I think I'm going to stop.
My name is Michael Henderson My mom's name is Sally Henderson. She is nice and works at a hospital and likes animals and old people. My dad's name is Ronald Henderson. He is really mean and makes me do my homework and do chores that's no fun. He says my mom is a hoar I don't like that much. He is a manager at a big company that fools people into thinking they can get money back from money they gave too much to other people. I live in a house that is blue. It has a pointy top and has gutters and leaves in the gutters. My birth month is December. I hate how it is close to Christ's birthday and i want more presents. I like to smile. I like my cat a lot When sitting down near a desk I like to play video games. I can only sleep when I'm hugging my cat I like to sleep at 7pm I speak in a nice voice because I am nice. I like to wear shirts and pants. I choose to act nice cause it's fun and I'll do anything that is nice. I don't like T.V. much but I like to play yarn games with my cat and video games. I don't think Hot pockets are very good I want some real food but hot dogs are good too.
[QUOTE=mastermaul]I forgot how tall I am. I'm a Nintendo fan-boy. I'm a Christian. I'm a furry. I'm an American. I live in Montana. I get [I]angry[/I] when people challenge my opinions. I like Classic Rock. I'm an expert on WWII aviation. I'm a gun-nut. When I was born, my feet faced the wrong direction. That's all I can think up for the moment.[/QUOTE] You're the cult of personalty.
I have long hair it's hot I eat poo
My name is James. I live in ze Americas. I walk and talk. I am 5'9-10 I don't know. Facepunch gave me good grammar. I've been playing guitar for Three years. I love Rock and Roll, and The Blues. I don't drink or smoke. I love Orange Julius'. I like listening to bands such as Deep Purple and Steppenwolf, but I like more than Born to Be Wild and Smoke on the Water. I have Seven Steppenwolf albums. I have a Gibson SG. I like Diablo I and II. I don't play WOW. or TF2 I have CS:S but I have the worst video card ever. Like half a gig. I am smooth with the ladies, but not really. I lie to my friends when I don't want to hang out with them. I'm too wimp to tell them the truth. Rock Band is the new Guitar Hero. All together I owe at least $120 and a Rock Band disc to my friends and family. I've seen Rush in concert twice. I like Rush. La Villa Strangiato is my favorite song. I love you. [b]Edit:[/b] [QUOTE=MikeHenderso]My name is Michael Henderson My mom's name is Sally Henderson. She is nice and works at a hospital and likes animals and old people. My dad's name is Ronald Henderson. He is really mean and makes me do my homework and do chores that's no fun. He says my mom is a hoar I don't like that much. He is a manager at a big company that fools people into thinking they can get money back from money they gave too much to other people. I live in a house that is blue. It has a pointy top and has gutters and leaves in the gutters. My birth month is December. I hate how it is close to Christ's birthday and i want more presents. I like to smile. I like my cat a lot When sitting down near a desk I like to play video games. I can only sleep when I'm hugging my cat I like to sleep at 7pm I speak in a nice voice because I am nice. I like to wear shirts and pants. I choose to act nice cause it's fun and I'll do anything that is nice. I don't like T.V. much but I like to play yarn games with my cat and video games. I don't think Hot pockets are very good I want some real food but hot dogs are good too.[/QUOTE] Do you have a sister named Morrea?
[QUOTE=iKyle]My name is Kyle I'm 18, 19 in September. I'm 6ft 3. I'm straight. I drink A LOT. I don't smoke and never have. I hate anime. I have plenty of friendship groups. I love football with passion. I spend too much time on a PC. I work full time as an printing technician at my local college. I love all types of music, currently listening to Bassline at moment. I live In Bradford, Yorkshire. I'm single. I cba learning to drive yet as the price is just too fucking stupid. I hate religion. aaaaand I love my rabbit more than anything (outside my family) [b]Edit:[/b] Here's another fact about yourself. You're a naive teenager who thinks the current relationship will last forever which it won't and you think you're better because you have a girlfriend... And engaged don't make me laugh, whether you are or not it's still horrendously stupid.[/QUOTE] Your in denial and are pessimistic about others. Might not last forever however, I didn't say that. [b]On topic:[/b] You're a teenager too:raise:... I'm still awake and its 2:20AM.. :geno:
You're engaged. At fourteen. I would never marry anyone unless I truly loved them and considered the person my best friend.
It's not marriage. It's a way of showing we're serious and we don't wish to be treated as "just kids" who'll grow tired of each other. We are a really fast relationship. But yeah. It's not saying we're going to get married, even if it's legal in 2 years tike, we said [b]IF[/b] we're together in years time, we would atleast settle down and enjoy life before getting married. :)
[QUOTE=neap tide II]Do you have a sister named Morrea?[/QUOTE] No her name is Audrey and she lives in the UK now. I don't really miss her though because she was mean.
I am 6 foot 1 inch. I am fat. I like food. I like games. I am a lonely man. I am 14. I like Progressive Metal. I live with my mom, my dad, and my brother. I live in the US. ('OH HA HA, YOU LIVE IN THE US AND ARE FAT!' Stop stereotyping dickwad.) I have a 360, a Wii, and a gaming computer. Rizzo will live on forever. On my phone. I am a virgin :( I want a girlfriend. I am going to be a Freshman. I miss some people everyday. Like my Great Uncle and my Grandpa. I hate my brother, he is WAY too uptight, religious, and is a general dick to everyone but those in his elitist circle of worshippers and friends. I have very few real friends :( I wish I was a bit more athletic. I HATE WORKING FOR MY FUCKING GRANDMA. Everytime I go there, for a cookout or something like that, she says 'I have something for you to do.' My favorite games are CoD4, HL2, and UT '99. I want to get to meet a fellow Facepuncher in real life. I am a fur. (BITCH AND MOAN PEOPLE, BITCH AND MOAN.) And now you know more about me. Here is me [IMG]http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh242/Fish_poke/Picture-1.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Fish_poke]I am 6 foot 1 inch. I am fat. I like food. I like games. I am a lonely man. I am 14. I like Progressive Metal. I live with my mom, my dad, and my brother. I live in the US. ('OH HA HA, YOU LIVE IN THE US AND ARE FAT!' Stop stereotyping dickwad.) I have a 360, a Wii, and a gaming computer. Rizzo will live on forever. On my phone. I am a virgin :( I want a girlfriend. I am going to be a Freshman. I miss some people everyday. Like my Great Uncle and my Grandpa. I hate my brother, he is WAY too uptight, religious, and is a general dick to everyone but those in his elitist circle of worshippers and friends. I have very few real friends :( I wish I was a bit more athletic. I HATE WORKING FOR MY FUCKING GRANDMA. Everytime I go there, for a cookout or something like that, she says 'I have something for you to do.' My favorite games are CoD4, HL2, and UT '99. I want to get to meet a fellow Facepuncher in real life. I am a fur. (BITCH AND MOAN PEOPLE, BITCH AND MOAN.) And now you know more about me.[/QUOTE] Ah, I think it was you who posted a photo of yourself in that thread! I know you! :dance:
I like shooting guns too much. I have scars on my knuckles from various stupid things that make me look like a cage fighter. I stay up very late. I used to hate Diet Pepsi, but now it's all I can drink. I sleep with the TV on. I don't like shorts. I always wear jeans. My Dad tried to sell all of my DVDs to Blockbuster yesterday, but he failed. I only like Ocelots because of MGS. I'm building a new desktop out of a server with a dual quad core, strictly for TF2 and Oblivion.
[QUOTE=AshweeFTFW]Ah, I think it was you who posted a photo of yourself in that thread! I know you! :dance:[/QUOTE] YAY! :dance: And you're pretty cool.
YAY :D! You get a friendly back, and a thanks for making me smile at 2:37 AM, which is [b]HARD[/b] :excited:
I'm 5"11 I'm 13 years old I love cats :love: Facepunch isn't my homepage, but I just click my Facepunch bookmark as soon as my homepage loads so it may as well be I'm in 8th Grade I have a dog I have 2 cats I like tomatoes (obviously) I love Family Guy
There are very many freshmen in this thread [img]http://education.jpl.nasa.gov/inventionchallenge/2006/images/image005.jpg[/img] C'MERE AND FACE YOUR RITE OF PASSAGE FRESHIES
Family guy Rules :D. [b]Edit:[/b] [QUOTE=SilverHammer]There are very many freshmen in this thread [img]http://education.jpl.nasa.gov/inventionchallenge/2006/images/image005.jpg[/img] C'MERE AND FACE YOUR RITE OF PASSAGE FRESHIES[/QUOTE] Jesus holy chicken stir fry you post alot!
[QUOTE=SilverHammer]There are very many freshmen in this thread [img]http://education.jpl.nasa.gov/inventionchallenge/2006/images/image005.jpg[/img] C'MERE AND FACE YOUR RITE OF PASSAGE FRESHIES[/QUOTE] NO! I can resist it. I have some people to back me up in case of emergency.
Regarding this: [QUOTE=SilverHammer]There are very many freshmen in this thread [img]http://education.jpl.nasa.gov/inventionchallenge/2006/images/image005.jpg[/img] C'MERE AND FACE YOUR RITE OF PASSAGE FRESHIES[/QUOTE] I didn't take any shit my freshman year because I always said I was a Junior.
Oh, and whose that? The OTHER Freshmen? HAH [b]IN THE CAN WITH THE LOT OF YOU[/b]
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