• About Yourself
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Perhaps there's food in there. I'm so hungry :(... But I musn't eat at 2:45AM. ...I'M SO HUNGRY :argh: [b]Edit:[/b] [QUOTE=SilverHammer]Oh, and whose that? The OTHER Freshmen? HAH [b]IN THE CAN WITH THE LOT OF YOU[/b][/QUOTE] [b]NOOO! NEVERRRRRRRRRRR![/b]
[QUOTE=THX1138]Regarding this: I didn't take any shit my freshman year because I always said I was a Junior.[/QUOTE] Then you still owe us all one free trash canning There's plenty of room jump on in
[QUOTE=SilverHammer]Oh, and whose that? The OTHER Freshmen? HAH [b]IN THE CAN WITH THE LOT OF YOU[/b][/QUOTE] TOO BAD, I HAVE A GUY ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM THAT WILL BE ALL LIKE, 'You better stop that you fucker.' BECAUSE HE IS MY FRIEND!
[QUOTE=SilverHammer]Then you still owe us all one free trash canning There's plenty of room jump on in[/QUOTE] I repeat. [b]NOOO! NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRR![/b]
[QUOTE=SilverHammer]There are very many freshmen in this thread [img]http://education.jpl.nasa.gov/inventionchallenge/2006/images/image005.jpg[/img] C'MERE AND FACE YOUR RITE OF PASSAGE FRESHIES[/QUOTE] Jesus Christ, no!
[QUOTE=Fish_poke]TOO BAD, I HAVE A GUY ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM THAT WILL BE ALL LIKE, 'You better stop that you fucker.' BECAUSE HE IS MY FRIEND![/QUOTE] The Beef Patrol has nothing on a good couple of guys with trash cans
[QUOTE=SilverHammer]The Beef Patrol has nothing on a good couple of guys with trash cans[/QUOTE] Yes they do. I have a whole lot of football players at my disposal.
Fear my Gold Hammer! :holy: That was pityful..:emo:
My name is Mathew Purvis. I am either exactly the same as everyone else my age on this planet or everyone else is exactly the same as me. I forget which. I have no defining qualities, no facial features and no sense of self. I also lack a sleeping pattern and the common sense to stop talking when the person I'm talking to hits me. I have no boundaries which is a rather difficult lifestyle as I live in a house made up of walls and fences and I once believed pigs could in fact fly, because everyone kept going on about it. I spend most of my time acting thoroughly superior to everyone around me which is rather difficult as every national institution of education I've attended has spent the majority of its time proving me to be thoroughly average. I used to have beliefs but I put them down once and when I came back they were gone. I smoke like a chimney, and climbing onto the roof for a cigarette is a real hassle. I'm constantly tired, never sleep, never wake up and make sure I'm late for anything I pre-arrange with anyone. This can be confirmed with my doctor, dentist or girlfriend. One spends all their time in my mouth, one spends all their time telling me what's wrong with me and the other two are a doctor and a dentist. If you're still reading this then I offer you my highest commendations and most sincere of condolences. You see, I've just wasted a small portion of your time and I can assure you, I won't be returning it.
I hate freshman. Also, I'm sixteen. Did I post that?
[QUOTE=Bluetooth]My name is Mathew Purvis. I am either exactly the same as everyone else my age on this planet or everyone else is exactly the same as me. I forget which. I have no defining qualities, no facial features and no sense of self. I also lack a sleeping pattern and the common sense to stop talking when the person I'm talking to hits me. I have no boundaries which is a rather difficult lifestyle as I live in a house made up of walls and fences and I once believed pigs could in fact fly, because everyone kept going on about it. I spend most of my time acting thoroughly superior to everyone around me which is rather difficult as every national institution of education I've attended has spent the majority of its time proving me to be thoroughly average. I used to have beliefs but I put them down once and when I came back they were gone. I smoke like a chimney, and climbing onto the roof for a cigarette is a real hassle. I'm constantly tired, never sleep, never wake up and make sure I'm late for anything I pre-arrange with anyone. This can be confirmed with my doctor, dentist or girlfriend. One spends all their time in my mouth, one spends all their time telling me what's wrong with me and the other two are a doctor and a dentist. If you're still reading this then I offer you my highest commendations and most sincere of condolences. You see, I've just wasted a small portion of your time and I can assure you, I won't be returning it.[/QUOTE] [b]THIS IS WHY I COME ONTO FACEPUNCH![/b]
[QUOTE=Fish_poke]Yes they do. I have a whole lot of football players at my disposal.[/QUOTE] and I have a lot of Juniors/Seniors with trashcans your point?
[QUOTE=AshweeFTFW][b]THIS IS WHY I COME ONTO FACEPUNCH![/b][/QUOTE] Me? That's a tad creepy.
[QUOTE=SilverHammer]and I have a lot of Juniors/Seniors with trashcans your point?[/QUOTE] I have my sources...(MAFIA MOTHERFUCKER.)
[QUOTE=Bluetooth] If you're still reading this then I offer you my highest commendations and most sincere of condolences. You see, I've just wasted a small portion of your time and I can assure you, I won't be returning it.[/QUOTE] uh, okay?
I once tried smoking and I hated it. Bouken Desho, desho? I'm always bored.
[QUOTE=Bluetooth]Me? That's a tad creepy.[/QUOTE] You're attitude. It's what keeps me interesting in Facepunch. That and I love your Avatar :v:.
[QUOTE=Fish_poke]I have my sources...(MAFIA MOTHERFUCKER.)[/QUOTE] freshmen have no one's respect pitiful lying freshman trying to intimidate their superiors :lol:
I'm tired. G'night Mr SilverHammer who is neither a Sophmore nor a Freshman :holy::dance::argh:
[QUOTE=AshweeFTFW]You're attitude. It's what keeps me interesting in Facepunch. That and I love your Avatar :v:.[/QUOTE] Knock yourself out kid. [Url]myspace.com/matisconfused[/Url]
Freshman, get in the fucking can.
No. I refuse. I will shoot you.
[b]About Dead Man[/b] [i]By Dead Man[/i] - Dead Man's real name is Mike. - Dead Man is asexual. - Dead Man is currently fifteen years of age with a birthday on the ninth. - Dead Man has fluffy hair. - Dead Man refers to Dead Man in a third-person perspective. - Dead Man is apparently a plushie. :3: - Dead Man :love: Dead Man - Dead Man is never bored. - Dead Man has a fedora. - Dead Man's current favorite phrase is, "Obscure clarity" - Dead Man's current favorite game is Team Fortress 2. - Dead Man's current favorite band is Pink Floyd. - Dead Man's current favorite show is Dexter. - Dead Man's current favorite song is Pink Floyd - Wearing the Inside Out - Dead Man only listens to classical and classic rock. - Dead Man is Dead Man. :D
Juniors baby, juniors. All the way. [quote=Dead Man]-Dead Man has a fedora.[/quote] Oh god, I'm so sorry...
[QUOTE=Dead Man][b]About Dead Man[/b] [i]By Dead Man[/i] - Dead Man's real name is Mike. - Dead Man is asexual. - Dead Man is currently fifteen years of age with a birthday on the ninth. - Dead Man has fluffy hair. - Dead Man refers to Dead Man in a third-person perspective. - Dead Man is apparently a plushie. :3: - Dead Man :love: Dead Man - Dead Man is never bored. - Dead Man has a fedora. - Dead Man's current favorite phrase is, "Obscure clarity" - Dead Man's current favorite game is Team Fortress 2. - Dead Man's current favorite band is Pink Floyd. - Dead Man's current favorite show is Dexter. - Dead Man's current favorite song is Pink Floyd - Wearing the Inside Out - Dead Man only listens to classical and classic rock. - Dead Man is Dead Man. :D[/QUOTE] Does Dead Man like third person or should we just assume?
Is Dead Man asexual, or has he just given up? only time will tell
[QUOTE=SilverHammer]Is Dead Man asexual, or has he just given up? only time will tell[/QUOTE] To hell with time, he's given up.
Dead man post the epic story of dead man.
Dead Man's pretty fucking lively.
[QUOTE=Bluetooth]Does Dead Man like third person or should we just assume?[/QUOTE] Yes. [QUOTE=SilverHammer]Is Dead Man asexual, or has he just given up? only time will tell[/QUOTE] Read.
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