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I'm 5 2 I'm 1/4 indian and 3/4 other I use my real name on this forum. My birth month is JULY. I don't like to smile. I like long walks on the beach My favorite color is Turquoise I like soccer and baseball I am a workoholic I AM AMERICAN I can sleep anywhere I am colo(u)r blind I speak in a monotone voice most of the time. I am always cold I Like computers I the T.V on for background noise, I don't like silence. [b]Edit:[/b] [QUOTE=Hezzy]take your best shot, flatlander woman how did you know-[/QUOTE] your bald?!? (avatar)

I am still a Raptor!

[QUOTE=Hezzy] [list] [*]I can kick your arse at CS:S, even with 195 ping[/list][/QUOTE] bring it on mothafocka

My real name is john edwards

I'm still growing but I'm getting taller My New (6/7 months) Computer has been taken in Twice in 2 months I lost Some Stuff Due To Motherboard And Hard drive changes and idiots who fixed it couldn't back up my whole mother fucking C drive! I like Daft Punk,Orbital (There A cool band), Benney bennassi, Thomas Bangalter (He Went solo also with DJ Falcon) I'm Developing my own albums I have One Album Completed and I'm Working On another one My Artist Name Is Well I would say it but some one has already taken it I have always wanted a funny or zing rating the most I do visit the OIFY (But it's still fun to make fun of it) Lots of other stuff you don't want to know I'm a big dance/techno/house fan I'm probably just boring you

[QUOTE=Hezzy] [*]I received a threat of violence from someone who lives near my girlfriend, who happens to be a Facepuncher. He said if I came down to visit her again, I am going to "meet an iron bar". I am visiting her in August. [/QUOTE] funny, I've always wanted to meet an iron bar! could you take a picture and send it to me?

I love SD Cards. I use them to make 32GB Solid-state harddrives for laptops. [QUOTE=Frank_West]He got pregnant.[/QUOTE] Link is the father.

[QUOTE=RaulDuke]I'm RaulDuke I'm 5' 11" at 14 I had grown facial hair and had an extremely deep voice. I get banned for the most funniest reasons. Gold Members hate me for funny reasons. I pick fights with people who are taller and fatter than me. I play the guitar. My favorite actor is Johny Depp. My favorite movie is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (Yes I spelled Raoul Duke wrong, and I don't watch the ending credits of a movie.) Only a handful of people know who I really am. mikfoz is out to get everyone. I almost died in an Alcohol related accident, I wasn't the driver. I drink heavily and it's killing me, you all should stop too before the Alcohol takes the wheel and drives you off a cliff. I lost my dog to a drunkard, who ran him over. I drink to ease the pain that Alcohol has brought me. Don't give me friendlies or I'll keep drinking.[/QUOTE] Are you Greeman?! If you are I think you are a nise person and would make a nice cowboy like john wayne he was a good one.

I'm Thisispain. -I love biscuits, both American and British. -I live in Los Angeles, CA. -I was born in London. -I'm an Agnostic British Jew. -My IQ is 141. -My sense of humour appeals to self-centered fucks. -I'm 24 but I enjoy music from the 60's, 70's, and 80's. -I hate all humans except George Carlin, Geddy Lee, Alex Lifeson, Neil Peart, David Gilmour and some others I suppose. -I'm a party animal. -I'm not really a party animal. -I've had sex. -I've had bad sex. -I'm studying for my medical degree. -I love the words: Fuck, Shit, Cunt, Nuts, Motherfucker, and Pussy.

[QUOTE=Archonos 2] I'm "straight edge." [/QUOTE] It's always nice to see other edge kids around. :)

I live in Oregon. iTunes rocks in my opinion. My PC is a year and a half old, built myself. My real name is James. [b]Edit:[/b] [QUOTE=Wickette]It's always nice to see other edge kids around. :)[/QUOTE] Good morning, Chelski.

I'm 16 years old My hometown is Helsinki and it's in Finland I play guitar as hobby I'm 183cm tall I weight 78kg I love cats I study in a vocational school I like ninjas My haircolour is kinda blondish My eye colour is green My favourite colour is Black, because it fits to any situation I like girls I like to get drunk I don't like smoking I'm fully against drugs I got money unlike most of you I hate anime and manga which are the same I like all kinds of music except rap, which is shit I'm a Thief fan. If you don't know what thief is, go fuck yourself I'm a System Shock fan. If you don't know what's system shock, go fuck youself with a sledgehammer I like violent games I like horror movies I like the taste of blood I like to wear colourful pants I like to be an ass over the internet I like facebook I hate myspace I hate all kids who try to be cool I like to punch chavs I have a dirty mind I like milk I like candy of all kind I can't draw I'm not too artistic I like to take photos I like to hang out with my friends I work hard most of the time I have a dad I have a mum I have a sister I have long fingers My fingernails grow really fast I hate steam I think Half Life 2 was kinds stupid Now you know most of me.

[QUOTE=Crazy] I think Half Life 2 was kinda stupid[/QUOTE] I hate how they jumped from New Mexico all the way to Europe. W.T.F..?

I am 5'10" I am a male. I am epic. I never wear shorts. I have a hair cut every 5 years. My pubic hair is black while my hair is brown. I like Dance rock garage disco and 8bit. I have no social life. I hate gatherings of more than 5 people. I live some where in California. I haven't bought new clothes in 3 years. I like the PS3. I like the 360. I like the Wii. I love the Dreamcast and SNES. My room is small. I am epic. Mr23 is my home boy. I know Dr.C in RL. Yes he is 7 foot tall and has blond hair and blue eyes. I've had a serious relationship before but she turned out to be a whore and I've stayed away from relationships ever since. That is all.

I own a PS3 and a Wii, while the 360 belongs to my brother. Posting my middle name would get me banned. I enjoy good theater opera from time to time. I constantly failed my classes because of A.D.D., which goes untreated even today. I'm an all-around epic failure. :)

[QUOTE=Hezzy]I'm Hezzy [list][*]I have a massive ego and also a superiority complex, I figured that was the most important so I got it out of the way first [*]I look 12 because I don't grow my facial hair and have a young face [*]I am really 19 [*]I am English [*]I am a Special Constable, studying to become a Police Officer [*]I work at Tesco on weekends [*]My favorite alcoholic drink is Carling [*]I get tipsy from 3 pints, I get wankered from 6+ [*]I have been told by numerous people that I look like Michael J Foxx [*]Girls like my smile [*]I have a girlfriend who lives 240 miles away from me, but we are going to the same University in September and she has already slept at my house and I have already slept at hers. She is visiting next week. [*]I received a threat of violence from someone who lives near my girlfriend, who happens to be a Facepuncher. He said if I came down to visit her again, I am going to "meet an iron bar". I am visiting her in August. [*]I was a bit of a sex pest between January and May [*]I have a small penis [*]I have met the following people IRL through Facepunch: [url=http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/Fragmatic]Fragmatic[/url], [url=http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/Pickwickian]Pickwickian[/url], [url=http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/Majorasblaze]Majorasblaze[/url], [url=http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/Splurgy]Splurgy[/url], [url=http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/Publius]Publius[/url], [url=http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/Foghorn]Foghorn[/url], [url=http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/Dav0r]Dav0r[/url], [url=http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/joe588]joe588[/url]. [*]I enjoy playing Sins of a Solar Empire and Team Fortress 2 [*]I can kick your arse at CS:S, even with 195 ping[/list][/QUOTE] Do you know cop heezy?

[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0]I am 6' 3" I am 16, turning 17 in January. I'm American. I'm on Facepunch a lot. I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs. I'm sober (unless when your really tired and kinda out of it counts) I don't drink coffee I post on facepunch more than I play computer games. I like TF2 I wear size 16(U.S.) shoes. But Vans brand because they are roomy. The Demoman is badass. Sometimes I think I am dyslexic because I mix up letters and numbers when I write. I am usually scared shitless when it comes to trying to ask a girl out. If a girl like any other guy I will keep my mouth shut because I feel like they are better off with the other guy. I have a very dark and random sense of humour. 4chan can be funny. I am Roman Catholic. I do not in any way find any type of prejudice funny or right. I sit at home watching T.V. all day waiting for someone to call and ask me to hang out, but no one ever does. That was a little revealing.[/QUOTE] is your name bryan

is your name uber|noob

uber|boob actually [b]Edit:[/b] i just misspelled it when i was registering back in 05

[QUOTE=Uber|nooB]is your name bryan[/QUOTE] How did you know?

[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0]How did you know?[/QUOTE] That's it you have no redeeming features I can hate you and not feel bad about it at all

Oh I forgot to mention that I like to drink. I don't like smoking. I don't care too much for drugs. Wouldn't mind trying LSD though. I am epic. I am also very sexy. I would be 400X Sexier If I went outside and toned my amazing body.

[QUOTE=3com111]I would be 400X Sexier If I went outside and toned my amazing body.[/QUOTE] Your nipples to be more specific

[QUOTE=Uber|nooB] I can hate you and not feel bad about it at all [/QUOTE] Machines have no soul after all... :laugh:

[QUOTE=Uber|nooB]That's it you have no redeeming features I can hate you and not feel bad about it at all[/QUOTE] I do but you would have to actually know me in real life.

I'm cool.

Born in 22th of January in 1990. My hobbies include wall climbing, rollerskating and drawing. I'm Finnish. I don't smoke. Or drink. Or do drugs. I hate coffee. And tea. Well I don't hate tea, I dislike tea. Hot chocolate is awesome. Can't start a day without it. I'm growing a beard. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a back problem. My doctor told me to avoid running and jumping. I'd rather suffer the consequences than stop running or jumping. I'm not in a especially good shape but still better than most of my age. I listen to a lot of different music. It usually depends on my mood. People who first like a genre and than hate it annoy me. I have two cats. As soon as I get a job that pays enough I'll move away from my mom. She's the biggest hypocrite I've ever seen. House is the best show ever. Mythbusters comes close. I'm studying math, chemistry and physics. And I'm good at them. I don't usually do my homework because I don't have to. I'm unsure about religious stuff.

I'm 5ft something I'm Irish, Fuck yeah! I am a Photographer I was born in november I don't like, can't think right now I like adventure, traveling, danger My favorite color Is red I like surfing,skatboarding, mountain biking,running,rugby,swimming(been swimming since the age of one) I AM IRISH. I can only sleep when hugging a pillow or my girl friend I like to sleep, but i rather be awake I was a lead singer in a band I like to wear boxers I prefer to not know the answer than to try and explain it, I am actually smart!. I don't watch much TV, i rather read books I like to meet different people I am a girl I am not a virgin. I am a writer. And i plan to travel as much as possible once i finish college!

[QUOTE=crazysack]I'm 5ft something I'm Irish, Fuck yeah! I am a Photographer I was born in november I don't like, can't think right now I like adventure, traveling, danger My favorite color Is red I like surfing,skatboarding, mountain biking,running,rugby,swimming(been swimming since the age of one) I AM IRISH. I can only sleep when hugging a pillow or my [b]girl friend[/b] I like to sleep, but i rather be awake I was a lead singer in a band I like to wear boxers I prefer to not know the answer than to try and explain it, I am actually smart!. I don't watch much TV, i rather read books I like to meet different people [b]I am a girl[/b] I am not a virgin. I am a writer. And i plan to travel as much as possible once i finish college![/QUOTE] So you're a lesbian too? :raise: