[QUOTE=Animosus;40659771]Year 7:
We had this surfer dude teacher, he was horribly uneducated, we were teaching him more than he was teaching us during our lessons. He could hardly speak without using all of these surfer slag that most of us didn't know/care for.
He was frequently 1+ hours late to school as he would spend his mornings surfing and forget the time. Sometimes he even spend the first hour or so still in his wet suit. We once caught him looking at porn in class, he looked as if he was about to rip open his pants and get off to it.
Year 10, original high school:
I had decided to do film production for one of my classes. We all thought we were going to get this really nice other teacher we got during the past few years. We were wrong, this guy was an absolute nut job, religious, the absolute apple fan boy and the perfectionist. I got my first smartphone, a Samsung galaxy S, and we were using it in our short film, for a script we wrote. We had gotten nearly to the end of the scene when the teacher bursts in to the room, screams at us, grabs my phone and chucks it against the wall, then tells us "Any phones used by any students in their films WILL be an iPhone, I don't want the quality of the short films ruined by these shitty other brand phones".[/QUOTE]
I sorta thought content servers would make porn unavailable to all users, including teachers.
Also, could you file something if a teacher intently destroyed student property?
Not sure if it counts but one time my eighth grade class had a substitute teacher who would do nothing but sit there on his computer and watch porn while eating mayonnaise out of a jar.
[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;40659865]I sorta thought content servers would make porn unavailable to all users, including teachers.
Also, could you file something if a teacher intently destroyed student property?[/QUOTE]
My primary school had next to no security on the computers.
The phone wasn't damaged at all, so there would be no point.
These weren't exactly bad teachers but they had some noteworthy quirks:
Economics teacher: To put it simply, he sounded like Jerry Seinfeld and looked/acted somewhere between Will Ferrell and Cosmo Kramer. Random yelping, jumping on tables, all sorts of weird offtopic discussions (just last week when we were supposed to cover inflation we instead got into a 20 minute discussion on the history of the Yap islands).
Advanced algebra teacher, actually she was pretty nice and a decent teacher but she just acted pretty awkward sometimes when trying to get students interested in the subject matter. She also took test grades pretty personally and a lot of students made fun of her Romanian accent.
Programming teacher: This guy was pretty much the opposite of what this thread was about, somehow despite being both the oldest teacher in the district and the only reason our school's computer network could stay online for five minutes he was the most chill guy ever, let you do pretty much anything in class and no due dates on anything but tests. He'd even go over each test the day before and if you asked he'd walk you through anything he assigned or even help you with personal projects.
My calculus teacher got fired for browsing porn on the school computers halfway through the semester.
My replacement teacher was so hopeless and upset for the rest of the semester because the class was so behind
My Business Management teacher was a falt balding man with a scrubby goatee. He basically told us that he hates his job. His wife keeps him on a tight leash and she doesn't even let him carry any money, just a debit card. He also knew absolutely nothing about what he was teaching and he would just give us these old textbooks with 1990s views on the internet and assign some random page. Pretty poor teacher.
He was so lazy that when he graded work he looked at your name and the first and last question to see if you did it (flawless logic in his mind) so I decided I would make an already easy class a fucking joke by only changing the first and last questions of old or even unrelated work to what was relevant in the chapter we were reading.
Passed with a 115%.
I also had a gym teacher who would take attendance once every 2 weeks (how do you get away with that?) so it was amazingly easy to skip his class, if you wanted to. He might have looked up from his laptop four times the whole year and he didn't even attempt to make anyone do anything whatsoever so it was literally a free period. This is why America is fat.
My chemistry teacher was fucking awesome. He constantly joked around with the class and gave us cool assignments. The problem was, he was a cool teacher, just not a good teacher.
I remember when we went to the lab, we gathered around a tube full of liquid and Mr. Gognat (we called him G) decided to show us violent chemical reactions.
He put the tube of liquid behind a thick glass safety door and pulled out these whitish cubes from a container. He said he was supposed to put about three in, but he wanted to try something different. He put 10 of the fuckers in there.
It took about 5 seconds for the thing to explode and if the glass safety door wasn't closed the whole class would have lacerations and glass embedded into their eyesockets because that thing exploded like a bomb and sent shit everywhere.
These kinds of things happened about once every week.
One time he hyped up the acid we were using as extremely dangerous. Whole class period he was warning us. So of course when I go to get my sample, he pours too much and it spills out of the glass and ALL OVER my hands.
His response: "Uhh... you might wanna go wash that off."
He also didn't care when my insane friend from Honduras was chasing me with a fucking blowtorch in the lab. Caught my coat on fire and I had to use an emergency eyewash station to put it out.
[QUOTE=TalonAran;40659967]Not sure if it counts but one time my eighth grade class had a substitute teacher who would do nothing but sit there on his computer and watch porn while eating mayonnaise out of a jar.[/QUOTE]
Like, with his hands?
[sp]Also I do have doubts about that being true[/sp]
In fourth grade, 3 boys in our class got in a fight over some silly argument. Our teachers ( The 2 for that grade.) held all the males in both classes in, except for one guy (He had a hearing disability if that means anything.)
Well dang, it seems like I've had pretty good teachers compared to some of you guys.
One time, though, my PE teacher got so pissed at my class (don't remember why) he had some Marines come and we did part of a Marine-style workout on the field: lifting 50-cal ammo drums (filled with rocks ofc) in front of our chests, then dragging our "buddy" across half a football field (walking backwards), then lifting them in a Fireman's carry and carrying them all the way back. All complete with Marine dudes shouting at us occasionally.
It was a nice break from Bad-mitten.
Pageking, lol
My 6th grade class was a really out-of-control class. Our teacher was able to handle my class, but the first of the year we got (about 2 months in the school year) and my class made her cry. After that, whenever we needed a sub the principal would sub for us. I felt really awkward because I knew the principal thought of the entire class (including me) as being a bunch of assholes who made a teacher cry when it was really just 6 or 7 kids out of the entire class.
I think it was Systems Engineering for me.
The guy was just so easily distracted we didn't learn a thing. We once spent 2 hours listening to his life story about his job as a factory worker that he loved before he lost it and was forced to become a teacher by his mother. Then he went on about his failed marriage and how he hasn't been able to speak to his children in 6 years.
Was one hell of a depressing life story. Personally I really liked the guy and he was easy to get a long with but he didn't know how to teach. He knew everything about the subject there was to know but he couldn't communicate it.
I once was actually removed from a music course permanently because I inexplicably fell backwards out of my chair once. To this day, I honestly have no idea how that happened. The teacher wasn't that bad, but was kind of, erm, pompous I suppose. He was also a mountain of lard, but whatever.
One of my teachers recently denied me a bathroom break in the middle of a two-hour period because I didn't have a worksheet he had apparently passed out earlier, but missed me somehow. I told him that I didn't recall him passing anything out. He just said, "Huh," and proceeded to let everyone else who asked go.
My Biology teacher always made the entire class say 'bless you' whenever someone sneezed, which was a little weird, I guess.
My World History teacher once tried to convince the class that the one thing you would bring to a desert island is your god or religion. My English teacher that same year was more or less absent the whole time. He mostly just told us what to do at the beginning of the class, and left us completely alone afterwards. Which is a bit odd for an English class, really. He also kind of looked like Zach Galafianakis for a while.
My Art teacher's husband winds up in the hospital a whole fucking lot, so we often have the same sub for exteded periods of time. He's nice, but once I was looking at a TIME magazine calendar that had a photo of the moon landing on it. He just walks over to me, points at it, says, "Sound stage!" and just fucking walks away.
That's all I can think of right now.
Huh the worst teacher I've had is my biology teacher. She's just completely deaf to just about the entire class and doesn't know how to control them. Also, just about every bad kid is in that class.
I've had so many.
My economics teacher (who is also my mentor this year) has all her fat go to her hips, whenever she asks a qeustion her mouth hangs open and she keeps staring, he hates you if you did something wrong once.
My art teacher this year, can't handle our class, one time everyone was talking and she just started yelling 'MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!' so now it's become a thing for me and my friends to do the same at random times.
My math teacher always punishes me whenever I do something back to the kid who keeps annoying me.
Last year I had a music teacher who send me out of the class, and when I went she got mad at me for leaving.
I have more, Ill update when I get back from school,
In 8th grade our class got a replacement for Russian language teacher. She was an old bitch who kept correcting correct answers and shit into incorrect, but nobody could do shit cause she was a friend of our principle (she's also an old bitch). Some of our nice girls even left to other schools cause of her.
One time she failed really hard. On literature lesson she should've written "old men", but she messed it up, and she actually wrote "shitty men". Whole our class and other teachers laughed so hard. Eventually our class got a new replacement, and everything was cool.
[QUOTE=SouthParkMGT;40661778]
One time she failed really hard. On literature lesson she should've written "old men", but she messed it up, and she actually wrote "shitty men". Whole our class and other teachers laughed so hard. Eventually our class got a new replacement, and everything was cool.[/QUOTE]
Are the Russian words for "old" and "shitty" similar?
During my 2nd year in high school we had this ass of a math teacher who never flunked anybody but she would give you the borderline passing grade, I was getting consistent great scores, the equivalent in other countries would probably be an A-, and still I nearly flunked, anyway after the 1st semester she was replaced, her replacement couldn't teach for shit but he gave us underserved high grades.
Also our P.E teacher the next year was hot as shit, needless to say we enjoyed the swimming classes.
Other than those two nothing, the rest of my teachers were pretty cool.
Fat teacher, he was like 1 meter wide and 1.3 meters tall, he used scissors to cut his fingernails in class , had a disgusting unkempt beard with strange colored chunks scattered around it, gross hair, acne ridden face, sweaty clothes, and had a horrific odor. Most of his time in class he would sit on the computer and look through the class's photos.
I had a substitute teacher a couple of times who always tried to covert everyone by saying random bullshit like, 1 million toothpicks falling together and assembling into a plane that will then fly off has better odds of happening than evolution.
Jokes on him because there was 1 agnostic person in the class and everyone else was an atheist.
I think I've mostly had normal teachers, aside from two really bad cases as of recent.
First one is my science teacher. She's got a bad habit of not teaching us anything new and just doing repeats of last year, and the year before that. When anyone stands up to her she always blames it on the students for not listening in class. All she ever does is sit at the front of the class reading directly out of the book.
Second one is my Swedish/Media teacher. Treats everyone like a moron. Since we have laptops in class she throws a hissy fit if the screens are up (even if everybody is looking her way). Sometimes she won't even say anything and just stare at the one leaving their screen open. Other times she'll ask "Can I start teaching now?". The times she does so towards me I just tell her I'm not stopping her and asking her what's holding her up.
We're meant to do a project of our own choice for Media class, I chose to do animation.
When I said I was done she asked if I'd learnt anything from it and I asked "Since when does making a project require learning? Isn't (at least in this case) making a project primarily the execution of skills you HAVE learned?". She had no answer other than "Well I still want you to have learned something from it!"
My 2nd grade teacher Mr. Car Michael I kid you not, he looked like the fat weird collector guy from Toy Story 2 :v:
My college photography teacher was one of those guys who is genuinely high on life, but in the dorkiest way possible. He was always happy about everything, spoke somewhat slowly, and really expressed how great things are. It was extra weird because he was so buff that I was always imagining what would happen if someone ever managed to make him angry.
He made asking questions awkward, because no matter what you asked, you were guaranteed to get a massive rambling. On one of our tests, I didn't know the answer for "Who invented roll film?," so I asked him at the end of class. As soon as he told me "George Eastman," I walked away and already had the door handle turned, but I wasn't out of the room yet, so he spent three minutes telling me how cool it would have been to meet George Eastman back then and work with him.
[QUOTE=blehblehbleh;40661918]Are the Russian words for "old" and "shitty" similar?[/QUOTE]
Almost. Old is "старые", shitty is "сратые".
I had a foreign teacher that always said that we throw boogers at him in class, but nobody did anything.
After a year he quit the job with the reason "the students throw boogers at me".
Btw his name is Chris
Had a math teacher once who wanted to tell a joke but he kept delaying it and in sarcasm the entire class was like "Oh but we want to hear it so bad"
So finally a year later this terrible, dry and long joke came out and just the way he told it was hilarious "And, and and and and and and then man, the man, the man went like, like to the store, and and and he walked into it and and he was like, the man, and, he was like the store, and then he went in" he was just nervous as fuck.
In the end we all laughed hard (fake) but it seemed to make him happy so at least that was nice
My high school english teacher was decent but oh my god what the fuck
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My year 8 science teacher used to make us all go outside and sit in circles while he told us stories about how he was a shaman.
i shit you not
A teacher I had, nicknamed 'Jaffa', ate dozens of oranges every day and looked like he was homeless. Allegedly one of the oranges was once spiked with vodka - although that's according to a bunch of kids, so I doubt it.. He also accidentally showed a class of 10 year old kids a home porn video of him and his wife, he left school after that
We had a cooking teacher called Mrs.Winter who had a phobia of oranges. A cooking teacher, with a phobia of fucking oranges.
I feel partially responsible because my sister told me of her fear in which I then spread through my class, lo and behold it wasn't bullshit because after that day everyone asked her to peal oranges for them in which she'd lock herself in a cupboard.
One of my spanish teachers, Mrs. Picherno, could never [B]EVER[/B] control the shitty class, so she'd never teach anything as a result. Her classes always amounted to everyone acting like a fucking monkey the entire year. Everyone failed that class as a result.
Oh, and my tech ed teacher, Mr. Riordan. He was creepy in general and hated me right off the bat despite me never doing anything bad, so after the midpoint of having to endure his stupid classes I'd always just skip it instead of taking shit and being ostracized for no reason.
Thankfully, those were the only shitty teachers I ever had. The rest were pretty awesome.
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