Horrible or awkward teachers you had - General

Science teacher in secondary school. She goes to turn on the projector, forgetting that her internet explorer is still up with all tabs. The whole class ends up seeing a tab for "Penis Jousting". Laughs were had.

Grade 7 - Keyboarding teacher. He was so desperate to get on "the students' level" that he was more worried about looking cool to us than he was at just teaching properly. He would always forcibly try to use words like "dude" and "bro". He'd sometimes try to fistbump students and it'd be awkward as fuck. It was kind of like being strapped to a chair and forced to watch a Pewdiepie video.

I had an art teacher who hated me an gave me an E on my project in secondary school. Well fuck you Mr Duert, I got a mother fucking A star in my art A level, and I'm already making money from art so suck a giant cunt you washed up piece of shit.

There was a music teacher in my elementary school who looked like Hitler. He even behaved like Hitler and had a swastika on the back of his chair :v:

I had a maths teacher so into the subject he actually bought maths learning CDs for his children... and his wife.

I had this one English teacher who was a major star wars fan (when I say major I mean he had everything they sold) and one day in class he told us a story of how he had these star wars action figures and how one day his kids opened the boxes and started to play with it. He would always tell a story about star wars or something that had to with zombies in class when he had a chance. But when he told that story I think I saw a tear drop.

My high school chemistry teacher was an absolutely nuts old woman. In the first year she gave no shits about the official curriculum and taught us whatever she felt like. She always, ALWAYS gave marks based on how much she liked people. There was a case where two girls pretty much wrote their tests the same thanks to jolly cooperation, and while she did not notice THAT, one of them got the best grade, the other got a shitty one. She also regularly stood around at the second or third row, and would use the nearest student to recline upon. The lucky person to have the teacher's hand pressing their weight on their shoulder was usually me. Oh, she also usually had her flies down, so the first row got a good view of old woman underwear so they spent the lesson trying to cover their eyes until somebody reminded the teacher to pull her flies up. The only reason she was at the school because she came up with a new method of showing experiments without using beakers (instead we used white tiles and dropped the different chemicals on them and watch chemical reactions ensue) and got rich off it, so it was a reputation thing. Oh, she also couldn't keep her mind on the subject. Once she spent half the lesson rambling about the difference between the positioning of seeds in a watermelon and how it was originally thought that nucleons are within an atom.

One of my Secondary School history teachers acted like the Parliament during the English Civil Wars was super awful and the Royalists did nothing wrong ever. When we buzzed over the American Civil War he talked about how bad the Confederates were and that they're all "rotting in Hell." If anyone tried to correct him he flipped his shit. He also thought Britain never did anything wrong.

When I was in high school, I hated my Cience, Technology and Enviroment teacher (Think of it as a Cience+Biology+Physics+Chemistry subject). Everytime we got to the lab, we did some really basic stuff, and we never put all our knowledge into practice. She was also a dick to any students who got on her bad side, and that includes me. And while we're at it, my Civic Education and Psychology teacher was fresh from university, and always had problems keeping my class under control. It was kinda sad, actually. When I was in a cram school, I had an Algebra teacher who was a mathematician, but he was a terrrible teacher. He entered the classroom, inmediately began to write equations and shit on the board, give a few examples, that's it, now solve these 40 exercises. And he never stopped talking until he got to the exercises part. Didn't learned shit.

[QUOTE=Uncle Bourbon;40675644]There was a music teacher in my elementary school who looked like Hitler. He even behaved like Hitler and had a swastika on the back of his chair :v:[/QUOTE] I have some bad news

-snins-

Oh God, my 8th grade English teacher. She was literally one of the worst teachers in history. She gave unreasonable due dates for projects that SHOULD have taken much longer, yelled at everyone over the stupidest things, had the most shrill, annoying voice imaginable, and basically worked and disciplined us like we were in college. I actually skipped class a couple times just because I couldn't stand to be in the same room as that spawn of satan.

My friend and I stabbed each other with pencils one time and our teacher sent us to the nurse because he thought we might have lead poisoning.

Nevermind[B].[/B]

[QUOTE=efecanefe;40680361]so anyway i masturbated in middle of class[/QUOTE] wat

[QUOTE=efecanefe;40680361]I had art teacher she hates me somehow :v: so anyway i masturbated in middle of class when she saw it I just can't stop it... And she turn back to teaching :suicide:[/QUOTE] Why were you masturbating in the middle of the class?

[QUOTE=MechaKat;40680556]Why were you masturbating in the middle of the class?[/QUOTE] Because i lost the wager

In early Primary school I used to be [I]alright[/I] at maths until a teacher fast tracked all the super intelligent ones so people like me got moved down to a lower class and I basically stopped learning... -I later moved school in year 5, now awful at maths. I was one of the worst in the class, my teacher knew this and constantly pulled me up to answer shit and when I failed to answer correctly she made me look like even more stupid in front of the other kids. The ONE time I answered correctly before everyone else, instead of encouraging me she exclaimed ever so loudly, "Well come on guys, if Tania can do it, everyone else can!" Twat And then in English (also year 5) we all had to stand in front of the class and read a passage from a book. I'm terrible at reading out loud so I spent 5 minutes stammering, losing my place and wanting to shrink into the ground. Now I had awful, awful confidence issues enough as it was so, I asked several times if I could stop but I wasn't allowed, so I had to carry on making an absolute fool of myself in front of a class I'd only just been introduced to. Turns out I'm dyslexic, both the maths and reading out loud being part of this issue (I can read in my head fine, but as soon as I try to speak what I'm reading it royally fucks up). The school completely failed to pick up on these obvious indications which led to further confidence issues and fucked up the rest of my education. I'll probably always regret moving to that shithole.

My algebra 2 honors teacher ruined math for me. It was her first year teaching and they let her do something as advanced as teaching an honors class, let alone algebra 2. She would teach only from the book and when we needed help she'd say things like, "How do you [I]not[/I] know this stuff?" A lot of times, she'd just complain or talk about bullshit to the students. I'd ask for help, but she just sneered at me.

We always suspected my 6th grade Texas History teacher was doing something fishy when he put a boundary around his desk and we were not allowed to go up to him while he was at his desk. He was fired a year after I left because he was busted looking at porn.

This year's math teacher. He gives us pop quizzes that are 4 questions each day. He puts them in the test category of our grade, which is worth 50% of our total grade versus the other 50% of homework, which makes up about 250 points so far. If you bomb a pop quiz, those 4 points will drop half of your grade. Also he's in his late 60's and isn't all there anymore.

When I was in the seventh grade, my teacher had a psychological breakdown in the middle of class. She and her husband were getting a divorce, and she was losing custody of her kids and wouldn't get to see them because she was totally fucking bananas in the first place, so the following events certainly didn't help her case. It was around 2:00 that afternoon, and she had given us our assignments 45 minutes prior which afterwards she just put her head down on her desk and started to sob; no one in the room made a fucking sound. around 2:15 (I sat next to her desk. fucking seating arrangement) she had sat up with this really creepy look on her face, like a completely blank expression, she started calling her [b]stapler[/b] a manipulative son of a bitch who'd die before he took her kids, to which everyone in the class was shocked over hearing because of the extreme silence beforehand. She noticed us and fucking [i]roared[/i] for us to "get back to fucking work!" several students were crying, a friend of mine was texting his mother to come help us (She was my sixth grade english teacher, actually) and as I looked back over at her desk.. She was staring across the room with that blank expression again muttering "you're still so pretty, babs.." over and over again, and brushing her hair with a calculator while doing so. before long, my bros mom had alerted the principal and vice principal, and they got us the fuck out of there before she started stabbing us with pencils. last I heard of her, she had committed suicide in a mental institution by hanging herself. She hadn't seen or heard from her kids in 4 years.

I had a spanish teacher last year that was pretty funny. He had such a heavy accent. He wasn't allowed to say focus because it sounded like he said "fuck ass." And any time me and my friend devon would start talking in class he'd be like "Devon and company, quiet!" and he was really fucking good at making cat sounds. Aside from teaching us spanish he also taught us useless dances and songs that had nothing to do with the class except they were spanish. One was about a big elephant. The other was about stirring a big bowl of chocolate... I don't know... He was pretty cool though, he let me bring in my guitar and sing with my friend on fridays. Good Times. Everyone except me and my friend hated him. I don't know why

There was this one teacher in 7th grade that was new to teaching (like, her first or second year), and it didn't help that our class was full of douchebags and loud kids that never paid attention, and emo/goth people who ~didn't care about life~. I wasn't actually in her class, (I was in a smaller english class) but they always said how she couldn't control the class, gave out lunch detention for bullshit reasons, and actually started CRYING in class. One time, the fucking Principal came into our history class to tell the people in that english class that they were being douchebags and needed to stop.

In eighth grade, we had a teacher that was extremely gender biased. I remember how she would whisper the instructions of a test to the girls of the class and whenever a boy asked what the instructions were and that we couldn't hear her, she'd say that we shouldn't have been talking even if the class was dead silent, and we were, because we were trying to hear her. Then, when she got fired, she was immediately replaced with a teacher that was obviously trying to make us believe that gays are horrible, horrible people. Everyone saw through it and never took her seriously, but as someone who knew gay people, it made my blood boil. Finally, when I couldn't take it, I spoke out in class about how she can't just go around slinging mud at an entire demographic, at which point she decided to grab my backpack, dump everything out of it, call me a faggot, and leave.

[QUOTE=Geiger;40691455]In eighth grade, we had a teacher that was extremely gender biased. I remember how she would whisper the instructions of a test to the girls of the class and whenever a boy asked what the instructions were and that we couldn't hear her, she'd say that we shouldn't have been talking even if the class was dead silent, and we were, because we were trying to hear her. Then, when she got fired, she was immediately replaced with a teacher that was obviously trying to make us believe that gays are horrible, horrible people. Everyone saw through it and never took her seriously, but as someone who knew gay people, it made my blood boil. Finally, when I couldn't take it, I spoke out in class about how she can't just go around slinging mud at an entire demographic, at which point she decided to grab my backpack, dump everything out of it, call me a faggot, and leave.[/QUOTE] okay dude realtalk is that last part actually legitimate seriously because if it is then [B][I][SUB]ghhhhhh[/SUB]gugguauuauau[SUP]gugughhhh[/SUP][/I][/B]

[QUOTE=The Castro;40685913]We always suspected my 6th grade Texas History teacher was doing something fishy when he put a boundary around his desk and we were not allowed to go up to him while he was at his desk. He was fired a year after I left because he was busted looking at porn.[/QUOTE] I had a Biology teacher who was fired for this exact reason. I thought when I had first heard the rumor that he watched porn in class was false, I mean, who in the world would do something so risky? And then one fine day while taking notes, he had forgotten to turn off his speakers, and then everyone in the classroom heard a loud as fuck moan, and the class stood silent for 5 minutes, before bursting into laughter until the end of class. And I had byfar the laziest fucking Phys Ed teacher in the whole world during my first two years of high school. This guy would only make us jog a mile on the track, then let us do whatever [I]every, single, goddamn day[/I]. The further the year progressed, the lazier he got. He stopped taking grades for jogging the mile and soon stopped taking attendence. My friends and I simply started to ditch and just head to the library and play Counter-Strike for the whole period. And frankly my most of my grades improved since the ditching started, as I spent some time studying in the library.

Primary School: Year 6 - We had this very strange teacher who had a massive power complex. If she caught you not staring right at her when she was talking you'd get kept in at break, even if you were doing something like itching your back or checking the time, etc. She started going on and on and on about revision to us (we would have been 10-11 years old) and she is/was pretty much responsible for about 15 kids becoming so sick of education that they just gave up. High School: Geography - Our Geography teacher was this single Mum woman who used to tell slightly rude/flirty jokes. She actually once grabbed my balls as I was walking out of the class, no idea if it was an accident but she made no further attempts to seduce me so she was either unhappy with what she felt or it wasn't deliberate! French - I never did French, but the French teacher we had apparently had a breakdown in class and just started crying for pretty much no reason. I don't know if she got fired or just left, but we never saw her again after that.

"hey, Mr. _____, can you help me get caught up in your class?"-me in 8th grade "No, you're not worth my time"-Mr. Asshole

I had this teacher in 5th grade that sang all the time for no reason and ate greasy ass peanuts all the time so whenever we'd get papers back there'd be these gross stains on them.