Post the tiniest things that piss you off to the point of insanity

[QuickSnapz]

People who use memes in real life

My brother randomly splurts out u jelly u mad fucking constantly.

And everyone as school is always blurting out FAIL constantly.

[Cpn Crunch21]

[QUOTE=leetcaek;31587663]When I loose a single race in a video game 10 times by only one second each time.[/QUOTE]

Dont play Dirt 3.

[editline]7th August 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Zarjk;31588415]I'm supposedly not good enough for a girl I like.

What is this middle school bullshit?[/QUOTE]

ur in middle school, get over it. Find someone else to have some fun. Your life has only begun my friend.

[chrishind10]

The mac userbase.

[milkandcooki]

People saying clip instead of magazine.

hnnnng

[Jasun]

When people complain about the use of emoticons such as ':)' because they have no friends to either send or receive it from in the first place.

[Gorou]

People trying to look smarter than they are.

Example: My mom, she updates her status "live life.... dont throw it away..... life is too good 2 b tru..........", I get a fucking headache because she tries to look all "wise and intellectual" but constantly wants [b]me[/b] to think of "smart" sounding crap and then adds at least 3 dots at the end to "say that she's thinking about more wise and intellectually valuable advice".

@milkandcooki
I dunno what you think about it, but clip is quicker to say than magazine.

[Rebi]

[QUOTE=GoldenDargon;31577191]people who talk on the phone while CHEWING FOOD[/QUOTE]

Or anything, every time I get on Skype with my friend, 3/4 of the sounds I hear aren't him talking, but him smacking on stuff.

Or over Skype when my friend stops talking for absolutely no reason for 40 minutes. After I say something he just stops talking, but I can tell from the noise that he is still at his chair and isn't on mute.

[Lmanderson]

When i send someone a message or a text thinking they will send something back immediately but wait an hour or two sometimes a few days

For some reason that pushes my buttons

Also when someone says EPIC that is extremely annoying

[Richiee]

hitting my toe against something like the desk.

[Aspen]

[QUOTE=Lmanderson;31594514]When i send someone a message or a text thinking they will send something back immediately but wait an hour or two sometimes a few days

For some reason that pushes my buttons[/QUOTE]

forever aphone

[Pnukup]

I hate when you put cheese on your sandwich and the cheese is dry so it crumples to tiny chunks on your table.
And when you wanna scoop it up you have to take each piece by hand, because with a rag it will just smear it all over the table.

[Snake7]

[QUOTE=IAreLegend;31586368]That first face made me laugh because it looks like Hitler.

but god fucking damn I HATE that xD face[/QUOTE]

For some reason :P always makes me laugh.

[Cpn Crunch21]

[QUOTE=Snake7;31626433]For some reason :P always makes me laugh.[/QUOTE]

my friend used to call that the 'P' face. He told me to text it to a girl and i didnt know wtf he was talking about. Then he showed me. I thought of it as tongue face, and laughed that he called it P face. One thing lead to another and now we call it penis face. :v:

[Pringles.]

:)

[The Advisor]

People who shove you in public (Namely in high flow streets)

[Pvt. Banana]

When people leave even the tiniest bit of plastic that comes on laptop covering parts of it.

[Chonch]

Text conversations that go a little bit like this:
Other: Hi
Me: Hey
Other: What's up?
Me: [whatever is up]
Other: [":)" "..." "nice" or anything else that comprises a basically empty text]

[b]You started the conversation, you keep it going.[/b]

[phlexiglass]

Oh hey I bumped my toe on that corner pretty ligh- OFUFLKJFDS:JFDSUFUCKCUFKCUFUCKFUCKKFUCKFUFJCIUFLDJFLKSJFLKDS J

Insert rage here

[editline]9th August 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Nanamil;31590128]TDU 2[/QUOTE]

MOTHER FUCKING 2 FUCKING MILLISECOND WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I DO IT SHIT.

Proceed to break keyboard and mouse then rage harder.

[Kecske]

When people replace syllables or complete words with emoticons so their message looks like a fucking hieroglyph.

[Cureless]

When you accidentally trim your finger nails too short so it fucking hurts when you grab stuff/try to open things.

[Bytecry]

Page 3 is broken

[editline]d[/editline]
Fixed it.

When people look at what I'm doing.

[The Baconator]

flip flops

[darcy010]

Free roam games where you can only save at certain areas in the world, and when you die you go back to your last save.

Fucking Far Cry 2 and Dead Rising 2!
I basically played both of those games twice with the amount of times I died and had to repeat the last 2 hours of gamplay. It's just a terrible idea.

[TRLEChippers]

When people open cereal boxes, crisp packets etc. [B]upside down.[/B]