A word that starts with F
and finish with UCK
[sp]FiretrUCK[/sp]
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Sorry I had to.[/QUOTE]
The first two frames were funny.
Your mummas ass is so big when she sits down shes 3ft taller
[QUOTE=Roast Beast]The first two frames were funny.[/QUOTE]
Obama's face in the last always cracks me up.
Obama's face in the last panel alone makes me laugh just by looking at it.
[QUOTE=shknbk]2 guys walk into a bar. The first one goes to the bartender and says "I'll have an H20." The second one goes to the bartender and says "I'll have an H20 too." He drinks his beverage and dies.[/QUOTE]
I don't get it.
[QUOTE=MS-DOS4]I don't get it.[/QUOTE]
H20 too = H202 which is Hydrogen Peroxide.
God damn I love scientific jokes like these. Post more like that.
[QUOTE=MS-DOS4]I don't get it.[/QUOTE]
H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide.
Lol, dammit.
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[QUOTE=WolfXI]H20 too = H202 which is Hydrogen Peroxide.
God damn I love scientific jokes like these. Post more like that.[/QUOTE]
Well, here's a great one. It's not technically a joke, but dammit it's funny.
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[QUOTE=WolfXI]H20 too = H202 which is Hydrogen Peroxide.
God damn I love scientific jokes like these. Post more like that.[/QUOTE]
Oh, I never thought about using "too" as a number. I'm too literal :(
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife’s attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in…
[img]http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/imagespassword.jpg[/img]
P…
E…
N…
I…
S…
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
PASSWORD REJECTED: NOT LONG ENOUGH
Stephen Pastis: Master of puns
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Pearls Before Swine is the bet comic strip ever.
Shit, I don't get it.
Applying non-native-speaker excuse in 3...2...1...
but then again, I'm German.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1]Stephen Pastis: Master of puns
[IMG]http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x309/JohnnyMo1/000zte4a.jpg[/IMG]
Pearls Before Swine is the bet comic strip ever.[/QUOTE]
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
One time a black guy was humping a girl in front of an open elevator shaft. The black guy lost his balance, tripped, and fell 4 stories down. Before he died the last things he said was: "Damn, I almost fell out."
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Another one:
A guy says to a waiter: "please taste my soup."
The waiter says: "Is there something wrong, is it too hot?"
The guy responds: "Just taste the soup!"
"ok!", the waiter responds. Then he says: "Where is the spoon?"
Guess what movie that is from
hint: [sp]Eddie Murphy is in it[/sp]
What's worse than 1 worm in an apple?
The Holocaust.
[QUOTE=Fezze]One time a black guy was humping a girl in front of an open elevator shaft. The black guy lost his balance, tripped, and fell 4 stories down. Before he died the last things he said was: "Damn, I almost fell out."
[b]Edit:[/b]
Another one:
A guy says to a waiter: "please taste my soup."
The waiter says: "Is there something wrong, is it too hot?"
The guy responds: "Just taste the soup!"
"ok!", the waiter responds. Then he says: "Where is the spoon?"
Guess what movie that is from
hint: [sp]Eddie Murphy is in it[/sp][/QUOTE]
[url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094898]Coming to America[/url]
A man walked into a light beam.
He got up and walked off into a bar.
He went to hospital with a head injury.
So, there are 4 guys on a boat, and they are all fishing.
So, it's a Russian, a chinese, a mexican, and an american, and the Russian guy throws 2 huge bottles of vodka off the boat. Everyone else goes "What the fuck man! We wanted to drink that!" so he replies "In russia, we have enough vodka that we can waste it!".
So, after 10 minutes the Chinese guy takes all their fried rice they were gonna eat and throws it off. Everyone gets pissed and they say "What the fuck dude! We were gonna eat that fried rice." So the Chinese replies "We have enough fried rice in China to waste it!"
Everyone is fine with it.
After another 10 minutes, the mexican guy throws all of the burritos and tacos off the boat, and like before, everyone says "What the fuck! We were going to eat those!" He says, just like everyone else "We have enough of that food in mexico to waste it!"
It's all good.
So after 20 minutes, the American guy feels left out that he can't throw anything off the boat, so he thinks of something! He throws the Mexican guy off the boat and they all yell "What the fuck! Why'd you throw Pablo off the boat!"
So The American says "We have enough mexicans in our country, that we can waste them!"
:v:
That's so cruel that it's funny!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.
Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.
"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."
What's the worst part of being a black Jew?
[sp]You have to sit at the back of the furnace[/sp]
There is a black, a native, and a mexican in a car, who is driving?
[sp]The cops[/sp]
What can a pizza do that a black man can't?
[sp]Feed a family of 6[/sp]
What can a couch do that a black man can't?
[sp]Support a family[/sp]
What's the best part about 6 year old girls?
After you're done with them, you can turn them over and use them as 6 year-old boys!
and
Man walking through the woods at night with a little boy.
BOY: "These woods sure are scary!"
MAN: "Dunno what you're complaining about-I have to walk home alone."
:|
[QUOTE=Fezze]A guy says to a waiter: "please taste my soup."
The waiter says: "Is there something wrong, is it too hot?"
The guy responds: "Just taste the soup!"
"ok!", the waiter responds. Then he says: "Where is the spoon?"
Guess what movie that is from[/quote]
I didn't laugh.
[QUOTE=Fezze]hint: [sp]Eddie Murphy is in it[/sp][/QUOTE]
Ah...
I can write niggеr without getting banned. :v:
Yo mama is so fat, she adds shaddow damage
Mccain: I have black people on my family tree.
Obama: Really? THAT'S GREAT!
Mccain: If I recall, they're still hanging there
Obama: O.O
[QUOTE=cyberhuntera]I can write niggеr without getting banned. :v:[/QUOTE]
FGHFSHGS
[QUOTE=cyberhuntera]I can write niggеr without getting banned. :v:[/QUOTE]
He isn't using any codes :o
[QUOTE=TAU!]He isn't using any codes :o[/QUOTE]
I know... HE MUST BE GARRY IS DISGUISE!
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