• What Are You Thinking V. I am the only fucker in this scenario
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Giving the man who betrayed you a video tape of you getting it on with his wife and daughter at the same time. That's revenge. [QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;27322486]I was serious about being a history teacher :ohdear: But Johnny did catch my joke.[/QUOTE] Well I meant the joke about history teachers making money.
I wouldn't like being a history teacher, since people tend to ignore history so much; it'd feel like I was bashing my head against a brick wall, trying to get it in their heads that they shouldn't repeat the same mistakes.
Machete don't text.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;27322539] Well I meant the joke about history teachers making money.[/QUOTE] I know. Everyone tells me to pick a different career path because there is no money in teaching but I feel like I'd have fun with the job.
Machete improvise.
HAY! :3: Buy a ([url]http://www.barnesandnoble.com/nookcolor/index.asp?r=1&cds2Pid=30919&utm_campaign=NOOKcolor%20-%20Phrase&utm_medium=cpc&cm_mmc=Google-_-NOOKcolor%20-%20Phrase-_-NOOKcolor-_-nook%20color&cm_mmca1=5b07a98a-391e-d6a8-c395-00004ad67f62&utm_source=google&utm_term=nook+color)NookColor[/url] tommorow? Y/N? :h:
Larva Pupa Tank Coffin by Angelspit Carcass of Humanity by Burnt Cross (got it coz it was a dollar and it's anarcho-punk) Attak by KMFDM Devils in My Details by ohGr (fried gave it to me) Fat of the land by the Prodigy The Land of Rape and Honey by Ministry The Mind is a Terrible Thing to Taste by Ministry A fruitful trip to Amoeba.
Hot identical twin nurses with uzis. Does it get any better than that?
Triplets.
Touche. [editline]10th January 2011[/editline] Also Danny Trejo jumping off a ramp on a motorcycle to shoot an army of rednecks with a minigun. [editline]10th January 2011[/editline] Lindsay Lohan dressed as a nun killing Robert DeNiro dressed as a Mexican day laborer with a revolver. [editline]10th January 2011[/editline] Steven Seagal committing seppuku with a machete. [editline]10th January 2011[/editline] There is literally no way in which this is not the best movie ever.
I dislike Keith Richards and Mr Jagger after reading about how the took 100% of everything from The Verve's song "Bittersweet Symphony"
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;27322836]HAY! :3: Buy a ([url]http://www.barnesandnoble.com/nookcolor/index.asp?r=1&cds2Pid=30919&utm_campaign=NOOKcolor%20-%20Phrase&utm_medium=cpc&cm_mmc=Google-_-NOOKcolor%20-%20Phrase-_-NOOKcolor-_-nook%20color&cm_mmca1=5b07a98a-391e-d6a8-c395-00004ad67f62&utm_source=google&utm_term=nook+color)NookColor[/url] tommorow? Y/N? :h:[/QUOTE] I heard the nook was inferior to the kindle. I dunno how that's just what I heard. [editline]10th January 2011[/editline] Also I looked at that heart as I typed that and it made me type "heard" as "heart."
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;27323202]I heard the nook was inferior to the kindle. I dunno how that's just what I heard. [editline]10th January 2011[/editline] Also I looked at that heart as I typed that and it made me type "heard" as "heart."[/QUOTE] The Kindle can handle pdf, ePUB, and a ton of other formats right out of the box, it isn't just tied to the Kindle Store. The battery can last up to a month on a single charge. The Nook's pdf and ePUB support is flimsy at best, and is tied to B&N(as far as I'm aware). The battery doesn't last anywhere near as long as the Kindle's does. So if you want to be able to chuck a bunch of books of many different formats onto your e-reader, I would go with the Kindle. I have the Kindle 3 Wi-Fi, and I haven't had any problems with it yet.
Yeah that's why
OK, can I call bullshit on this? All are roads are shut down and yet McDonald's is apparently still going to be open so I have to drive 3 miles in snow that our road crews are not equipped to clear in a vehicle that doesn't have snow chains (good luck finding snow chains in Alabama).
"Actor Chris Cooper reportedly turned down a role in the movie saying "it's the most absurd thing I've ever read" after getting the script." NO SHIT.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZoGf47Z3aY[/media] Damnit mike how do you always do this sort of thing?! Oh hey ashley isn't dead :buddy:
FUCK! I left my music in my friend's car.
[QUOTE=Forumaster;27323256]OK, can I call bullshit on this? All are roads are shut down and yet McDonald's is apparently still going to be open so I have to drive 3 miles in snow that our road crews are not equipped to clear in a vehicle that doesn't have snow chains (good luck finding snow chains in Alabama).[/QUOTE] why u do tat walk is beter
[QUOTE=Forumaster;27323256]OK, can I call bullshit on this? All are roads are shut down and yet McDonald's is apparently still going to be open so I have to drive 3 miles in snow that our road crews are not equipped to clear in a vehicle that doesn't have snow chains (good luck finding snow chains in Alabama).[/QUOTE] If you can't make it then don't risk it. Or, you can put on a pair of snow shoes, listen to some heavy metal and trek through those 3 miles.
ME2 Suicide Mission sounds more appropriate methinks.
[QUOTE=Forumaster;27323571]ME2 Suicide Mission sounds more appropriate methinks.[/QUOTE] Fuckin love that song
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;27323202]I heard the nook was inferior to the kindle. I dunno how that's just what I heard. [editline]10th January 2011[/editline] Also I looked at that heart as I typed that and it made me type "heard" as "heart."[/QUOTE] because of the LCD backlight? I was playing around with the nook today and i love it :/ kindle is so plain :|
no u
so tired
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;27323691]because of the LCD backlight? I was playing around with the nook today and i love it :/ kindle is so plain :|[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Moosey Fate!;27323239]The Kindle can handle pdf, ePUB, and a ton of other formats right out of the box, it isn't just tied to the Kindle Store. The battery can last up to a month on a single charge. The Nook's pdf and ePUB support is flimsy at best, and is tied to B&N(as far as I'm aware). The battery doesn't last anywhere near as long as the Kindle's does. So if you want to be able to chuck a bunch of books of many different formats onto your e-reader, I would go with the Kindle. I have the Kindle 3 Wi-Fi, and I haven't had any problems with it yet.[/QUOTE] [editline]10th January 2011[/editline] I don't have a problem with a backlight although it sort of defeats the low power consumption point of e-paper, doesn't it.
Twilight Princess or Master Quest. Twilight Princess or Master Quest. Damned memory card.
Books are the way of the future. Sure they don't have a built in booklight but they make better weapons and are better for your back.
I need to re-watch Event Horizon.
I thought that by now our cyber wars would be fought by machines sent from the future to kill John Connor
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