What Are You Thinking V. I am the only fucker in this scenario

[Nautsabes]

[quote]Im going to send you a picture of my cleavage and one down my shirt[/quote]

Best text message I've ever gotten.

[editline]15th January 2011[/editline]

D'aww, she has her rats in her shirt and between her boobs :3:

[Big Ben]

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;27438160]That happened to me a few days ago in the middle of a 2v2 in Starcraft. And we still won.[/QUOTE]

You bought a rat and STILL WON?! MY WORD!

[Computermaster]

You must share this image with us Nautsabes.

[Nautsabes]

I can't, she has a Facepunch account and she'll beat my ass if I do.

[Paravin]

You know what - I should be really sad that my girl just went to a club with her friends, but I couldn't enter with them because I'm not 18 yet. However, I'm not sad. I'm friggin happy for an unknown reason.

First promise for the year 2011 - become someone who lives for the moment, rather then living waiting for something happy to come. Each day is filled with happy shit which I ignore just because of the endless wait. So I think it's time for us to have a toast. A toast for each happy day.

Oh fuck, I think I just went full retard with this philosophical bullshit. Teenage angst eh?

[Lancerue]

[QUOTE=Big Ben;27437913]shit

I should probably stop putting a heating sack between my legs when my balls get cold.[/QUOTE]

Your balls just don't produce sperm as well when they're the wrong temperature. It's not going to do anything permanent.

[Computermaster]

Don't use it as a contraceptive method though.

[T.F.W.O.]

Working on another shirt

[Big Ben]

[QUOTE=Forumaster;27439224]Don't use it as a contraceptive method though.[/QUOTE]

my LIFE is a contraceptive method :saddowns:

[mikeyt493]

you shove yourself up your butte

how u do thatte

[Ice]

I hate when I accidentally bump against something and it strikes a nerve and then my arm is numb for the next ten minutes.

[Nautsabes]

Ugh. All the Humanity+ Board of Directors candidates are pretty bad.

"Hurr I write blogs about transhumanism that has 2400 followers!!"
"Durr I'm interested in transhumanism, pick me!!"
"Herp I work with various transhumanism charities!!"
"Derp I helped make the Humanity+ website look nice!!"
"Duh I worked with various science institutes!!"

Herp and Duh are the best of the worst though.

[mikeyt493]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb89cEdEeAQ[/media]

Joseph Ducreax is a cool dude

[Big Ben]

If you have computer problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a glitch ain't one.

[Alice]

There's a very small chance that I actually registered on this site years ago. I've PMed Compwhizii about trying to check if it is or not. (Account is [url]http://www.facepunch.com/members/44974-onyx[/url])
Between 2003 and 2007 I registered the username Onyx on a lot of forums so there's a chance, however small, that it's actually mine.

[editline]15th January 2011[/editline]

If it's registered under my old e-mail then I can possibly recover both the account [I]and[/I] my old e-mail which I've forgotten. (I'd recognize it, I just forgot what the account name is. :v:)

[Computermaster]

[media]http://gyazo.com/17a8acc0460257e3316502fcc9c1569d.png[/media]

Fucking lol'd.

What makes it better is that it's unedited.

[Dacheet]

How do I make a wallpaper slideshow in vista?
Namely, which program is the best?

[nigfops]

I need to do something tonight

[Computermaster]

[QUOTE=nigfops;27440398]I need to do something tonight[/QUOTE]

Fapsturbate.

[mikeyt493]

fapfest 2k11

[WeekendWarrior]

[QUOTE=nigfops;27440398]I need to do something tonight[/QUOTE]
play a video game
combo breaker

[Bryanrocks01]

Finally bought Minecraft. I hope I am not disappoint.

[DuncanFrost]

[QUOTE=Bryanrocks01;27433098]But I want to know what happened to the empire after Martin passed.[/QUOTE]

it basically collapses.

the best thing is what happens to Morrowind, though:

- the nords invade
- the argonians invade
- the big floating city over vivec crashes into the Red Mountain at 300mph
- the Red Mountain erupts, killing nearly everybody
- all the dunmer flee, many entering Skyrim
- a giant floating city with an army of zombies walking underneath it floats across the land, wiping out anybody that's left.

basically morrowind is a smoking wasteland right now.

[Nautsabes]

[quote=Journal Prompt]How is your first week going? List three challenges you are facing and the significance of each. What are three strength/resources you can identify? How are they significant?[/quote]

[quote=My Response]I did just fine this week. There was a scheduling problem that I was able to quickly resolve but that was really the only issue I had. List at least three things that challenge me personally? Do they have to be school related or about life in general? Isn't it kind of presumptuous to assume I am facing three challenges? What if I only have two, or even none? I suppose one challange I am facing is coming up with three challanges that I am supposedly facing. It's pretty significant, I mean I don't want to fail the very first assignment, that'd be ridiculous. I suppose another challenge would be staying awake in Math 097. It starts at 7:45AM but I'd find myself hard pressed to stay awake through the class even if it was at 3PM. Oh the joys of required classes. A third challenge I am facing would probably be... Remembering to do homework and to check Blackboard. I think that's pretty significant because if I don't I'll fail.

For three strength, that's easy. First of all, I am amazing. I am completely and utterly incredible and I can do anything I want if I set my mind to it. Now, I'm not talking about that inspirational crap that gets spewed out all the time, I mean I literally could do anything I wanted if I wanted to. Another strength is that I am just so attractive; you don't even know. It is so handy when it comes with dealing with the opposite sex. Stingy secretary won't let me make an appointment? All I have to do it smile a bit at her and bam, instant appointment. A third strength is that I have a very good friend of mine who is incredibly knowledgeable on this college stuff so if I ever need help with anything I can just go to her. After all, I am attractive, she will be powerless to resist me.[/quote]

[editline]15th January 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;27440863]it basically collapses.

the best thing is what happens to Morrowind, though:

- the nords invade
- the argonians invade
- the big floating city over vivec crashes into the Red Mountain at 300mph
- the Red Mountain erupts, killing nearly everybody
- all the dunmer flee, many entering Skyrim
- a giant floating city with an army of zombies walking underneath it floats across the land, wiping out anybody that's left.

basically morrowind is a smoking wasteland right now.[/QUOTE]

That sounds awesome.

And sad, because I loved Morrowind.

[Computermaster]

Got some more Mountain Dew Throwback.

Fuck yeah.

[DuncanFrost]

[QUOTE=Nautsabes;27441734]That sounds awesome.

And sad, because I loved Morrowind.[/QUOTE]

i hope they set another game there, but with it all ruined and wrecked and shit. kinda like Fallout 3 except with gigantic floating cities instead of nuclear bombs.

[Lancerue]

am bored

[Computermaster]

[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;27441933]am bored[/QUOTE]

Fapsturbate.

[Nautsabes]

[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;27441899]i hope they set another game there, but with it all ruined and wrecked and shit. kinda like Fallout 3 except with gigantic floating cities instead of nuclear bombs.[/QUOTE]

Chyeah. Ordinators could be like the Enclave, Bouyant Armigers could be like the NCR, Redoran could be the BoS, Telvanni could be Chinese Remnant Faction, Hlaalu could be like Mr. House.

[Lancerue]

[QUOTE=Forumaster;27441998]Fapsturbate.[/QUOTE]

Don't feel like it, surprisingly.