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What Are You Thinking V. I am the only fucker in this scenario

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[QUOTE=Omegler;27534937][img_thumb]http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j290/joxalot/Nids_on_a_Spacehulk.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] I've had it with these MOTHERFUCKIN NIDS on this MOTHERFUCKIN SPACE HULK

I look forward to getting my diagnostic essay back. I wrote about the car accident I experienced when I was 6 and one of the drivers got killed. I wrote it in such a sarcastic manner with lots of swearing and puns.

I like to write things dripping with sarcasm. Not that I write anything anymore. I haven't taken an English class in almost 3 years.

I've been told that my papers and writings tend to have a sarcastic flair to them normally so I ramped it up for this. That reminds me, I need to print out song lyrics for the class.

Laptop BSoD'd Haven't seen this since... A LONG TIME!

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;27534732]You are in love with a girl you have been dating for quite some time. One day you are shown that the girl you are in love with is not the girl you think she is. The girl you originally fell in love with simply disappeared from the face of the earth one day and the one you are with now is an exact replica with all the prior memories of the original, except that she simply came into being a day after the other disappeared with no explanation. How do you you feel about this?[/QUOTE] Incredibly Depressed. :smith:

And again... Holy shit [editline]20th January 2011[/editline] I need good porn [editline]20th January 2011[/editline] Desfrag'n that bitch, just in case The compy is giving some warnings about physical memory being low What to do? [editline]20th January 2011[/editline] WE GON GET HIGH OFF PANCAKES!!! Yeah I'm bored

[QUOTE=Omegler;27535541]And again... Holy shit [editline]20th January 2011[/editline] I need good porn [editline]20th January 2011[/editline] Desfrag'n that bitch, just in case The compy is giving some warnings about physical memory being low What to do? [editline]20th January 2011[/editline] WE GON GET HIGH OFF PANCAKES!!! Yeah I'm bored[/QUOTE] you obviously need to download moar ram ok

[I]I know Christ is coming and so am I And you would too if this sexy devil caught your eye[/I] [editline]19th January 2011[/editline] [i]Jesus is risen, it's no surprise Even he would martyr his momma to ride to hell between those thighs The pressure is building, at the base of my spine If I gotta sin to see her again then I'm gonna lie, lie, lie[/i] [editline]19th January 2011[/editline] [i]My pulse has been rising My temples are pounding The pressure is so overwhelming and building So steady now Freddy, I'm ready to blow What is she What is she What is she waiting for?[/i] [editline]19th January 2011[/editline] [i](Pray) Til I go blind (Pray) Cause nobody ever survives Praying to stay in her arms until I can die a little longer Saviours and saints, devils and heathens alike She'll eat you alive[/i]

Lewwer duad üs Slaav.

FUCK!!! And again it exploded

I write with a ton of satire. My English teachers usually compliment me for it unless they are some old conservative type.

KERNEL_ERROR_PAGE_INDEX Or something like that

Look who's posting from Lynx web browser!

And how I download more RAM, if that even possible

downloadmoreram.com

Setting up a news bot on MrOwn's forums was surprisingly easy to do. [url]http://mrown1.info/forums/showthread.php?t=149[/url] (Pretty much identical to the RockPaperShotgun bot in the News Node. I'd assume since both forums are running on vBulletin that they are indeed identical.)

Oh god, Hey Arnold is on Netflix Netflix are you driven by some personal crusade against my productivity

So is Ren and Stimpy, Johnny :c00lbert: Also, 470 more posts until birthday thread.

I think it's awesome how the knife fight with Rust in butcher bay is not skill-based at all. "Whoops too bad you threw that attack at me because I blocked it and I can counter attack before you're able to block again. Hooray for unblockable instadamage!"

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;27534732]You are in love with a girl you have been dating for quite some time. One day you are shown that the girl you are in love with is not the girl you think she is. The girl you originally fell in love with simply disappeared from the face of the earth one day and the one you are with now is an exact replica with all the prior memories of the original, except that she simply came into being a day after the other disappeared with no explanation. How do you you feel about this?[/QUOTE] At birth you are quickly taught that when a person disappears from view that they are not gone, only out of sight. Time travel and alternate realities has caused me to doubt this established fact.

Santa exists. Because in one of the many alternate universes there is a Santa who can stop time and travel across the different universes. Santa may not exist in our universe, but he exists in others, and in at least one of those others, he can travel through time and space.

Nobody uses the many worlds interpretation sorry

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;27536901]Nobody uses the many worlds interpretation sorry[/QUOTE] Maybe not in [I]this[/I] reality they don't.

If there were an infinite number of other realities there would be universes in which the Emperor was not a god or does not exist hence you are preaching heresy. You are hereby declared Extremis Diabolus. May the Emperor have mercy on your soul.

My balls ache.

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[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;27537095]If there were an infinite number of other realities there would be universes in which the Emperor was not a god or does not exist hence you are preaching heresy. You are hereby declared Extremis Diabolus. May the Emperor have mercy on your soul.[/QUOTE] This constitutes a paradox, as the alternate realities in which the Emperor was not a god or does not exist have already been breached and invaded by the realities where he does and have been annihilated, therefore do not exist. There cannot be realities such as those have described, and in describing such paradoxical realities, you have committed heresy yourself by bearing such heretical thoughts.

[QUOTE=Bryanrocks01;27537140]Fap[/QUOTE] I think that's the problem. [editline]20th January 2011[/editline] Sucking myself off tends to build up quite an orgasm.

[QUOTE=IceCKryss;27537162]This constitutes a paradox, as the alternate realities in which the Emperor was not a god or does not exist have already been breached and invaded by the realities where he does and have been annihilated, therefore do not exist. There cannot be realities such as those have described, and in describing such paradoxical realities, you have committed heresy yourself by bearing such heretical thoughts.[/QUOTE] Your conclusion is unsound. The resolution to the paradox is that there is only one universe and it is one which the Emperor is an all powerful being of absolute good. You have denied that this is so and therefore I am declaring you a double heretic. An Ordo Hereticus inquisitor has been dispatched to your place of residence. Please do not struggle. They will only make the torture more horrendous if you do. [editline]20th January 2011[/editline] Speaking of the inquisition, my desktop background is now the coolest image ever. [IMG]http://i52.tinypic.com/r2kk1i.jpg[/IMG]

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