• What Are You Thinking V. I am the only fucker in this scenario
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[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;27537197]Your conclusion is unsound. The resolution to the paradox is that there is only one universe and it is one which the Emperor is an all powerful being of absolute good. You have denied that this is so and therefore I am declaring you a double heretic. An Ordo Hereticus inquisitor has been dispatched to your place of residence. Please do not struggle. They will only make the torture more horrendous if you do.[/QUOTE] Has it ever occurred to you that all the alternate realities are offshoot spawns of of one, crated by the Emperor in his image in an effort to extend his reach and perfection throughout all of time and space, constituting the realities where the Emperor's reach extends and annihilates those that deny his good? That heresy is purged and replaced with the light of the Emperor's infinite wisdom, and such light cannot be contained to one universe and must seep through the cracks in paradox space, giving birth to new civilizations through his omniversal power? That through one, all are created and his image echoes throughout the cosmos as the lifeblood of all that is good and pure? [editline]19th January 2011[/editline] I need not torture, for redemption is not offered to those whom harbor heretical thoughts. Let the inquisitor come, I have no darkness to hide.
That is contrary to Imperial doctrine and is therefore heresy.
Do not question the Emperor.
I tread the path of Righteousness. Though it be paved with broken glass, I will walk it barefoot; though it cross rivers of fire, I will pass over them; though it wanders wide, the light of the Emperor guides my step.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;27537282]That is contrary to Imperial doctrine and is therefore heresy.[/QUOTE] On these far, ravaged colonies, only legends and stories of the valiant deeds of the Emperor are all that remain. Our doctrine has long since been lost in raids by heretics, and we keep the faith through the purges we can accomplish in our great Emperor's name. If our actions constitute heresy, let it be known that this heresy is not from willing disregard to Imperium doctrine, but through our lost memory of it and we only seek to extend his light through our feeble means.
"Attention all vessels, this is Lord Admiral Rath. It is clear to me that we cannot win this fight by utilising conventional weapons of warfare. I order you all to disengage and withdraw. The Dominus Astra shall be the fiery sword of retribution that ends this war. I repeat, disengage and pull away. The Emperor's blessing be upon you!" Zaccarius Rath was truly one of the Emperor's finest. [editline]20th January 2011[/editline] "Brave citizens of Armageddon, I beseech you to unite with me and cast off the shackles of Imperial oppression! Join us in our holy cause! Your prince has returned to lead you to FREEDOM!!! The glorious future may ally and I promise you is becoming a reality. Your deliverance from injustice is but a heartbeat away, waiting for you to embrace it. Join us! Take arms against the Emperor's lapdogs and this world will be ours FOREVER! That we may die in this struggle is of no consequence. Freedom must be paid for, and if that price must be paid in patriots' blood, then so be it. I am Herman von Strab and I am a patriot, ready to stand up and be counted. Governance without freedom is merely tyranny by another name, and I for one am unwilling to live another day under the Emperor's yoke. So, if you wouldbe free men stand with us and help me take back my world." -Herman von Strab, later tackled off a balcony by a Lieutenant Kage, both falling to their deaths.
Wait a minute. I don't have to spend all night fighting reanimated skeletons, because I fought my way through legions of the undead specifically to learn to control the sun and burn these zombified bastards off the face of the Earth. Stupid, forgetful me. [editline]19th January 2011[/editline] Let the fiery hands of Din scorch this wretched shadow from the realm of the living. Return to my side, o traitorous silhouette!
41 dollars for some figurines from Hong Kong. Also getting more Ram, apparently.
I wish GTA would keep a car's handling properties the same after changing the model.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;27529777]Making love Making love for Making love for two Making love for twooo minutes When it's with me you only need two minutes girl, 'cause I'm so INTENSE. Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.[/QUOTE] It's business time! hmmmmmmmm It's business, it's business time!
Why is Hezzy reading our thread? :ohdear:
Only in your deepest self is the truth of what you can be. And, without a doubt, that truth is terrible to bear.
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks01;27537863]Why is Hezzy reading our thread? :ohdear:[/QUOTE] "Oh no, a mod's reading our thread!" He's human, just like us. Sorta. Jesus christ.. every night, it's stay up til' 2 AM and THEN go to sleep.
No you're wrong mods aren't human
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;27537945]No you're wrong mods aren't human[/QUOTE] Yea, yer right. Robocops it is. :psylon:
Johnny is the emissary to the Elder Gods. "JohnnyMo1" is his name in English. His real name is unpronounceable by human tongue.
[QUOTE=IceCKryss;27538029]Johnny is the emissary to the Elder Gods. "JohnnyMo1" is his name in English. His real name is unpronounceable by human tongue.[/QUOTE] I heard his earwax tastes like Turkish Delights.
i love this tea
z i thot wut we had wus speshul!
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks01;27538587]z i thot wut we had wus speshul![/QUOTE] sorry babby
sad fayce
There are cows embedded in Jabu-Jabu's stomach lining, as well as plants growing. What the fuck.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmuiwOGi5gA[/media] I remember when I first played that game. [editline]20th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Bryanrocks01;27538587]z i thot wut we had wus speshul![/QUOTE] You were also with him?! :emo:
Hurr, I maked an chair. [img]http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/6853/84019165.png[/img] It sure is boring here at school.
59 friends. Also i hate not having a job. Considering applying at a local leagues club just to get out of the house. I have my RSA and RCG certificates, and one of my favorite teachers is on the board of directors or something there.
Maybe I'll have time to eat today. [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3864300/reaction/Wouldn%27tItBeNice.png[/img]
Innocence proves nothing
[QUOTE=Omegler;27533769]A comfirmed crit, sweet jesus [editline]20th January 2011[/editline] Wait, you play 4.0?[/QUOTE] Yeah, I play the Encounters campaigns every Wednesday at the local comic shop, and some shorter games on weekends.
Tetsuo!
fuck you Nagel, for destroying my faith in physicalism :frown:
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