What Are You Thinking V. I am the only fucker in this scenario
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[QUOTE=Zorlok;26978684][url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1042314-What-was-your-favorite-present?p=26978022&viewfull=1#post26978022[/url]
someone is beyond spoiled if that was a gift from their parents[/QUOTE]
that is seriously not even funny
I had a fucked up dream.
First it started off with me and this girl in this big park with a tree on one side that had a tree fort built in it. There was also some jungle gym equipment and what have you. Well it was a sort of arena, where me, this girl, and all these other people (some people I know IRL, others I don't) who were collectively known as /mu/, had to hold off increasingly intense surges of zombies, with like 5 minutes to collect ourselves and prepare for the next wave. You could leave the arena whenever you wanted, for example to buy new supplies, and while you did so you were out of the 'game'. Whenever you went back as soon as you entered you had to shout out '/mu/ is god' to tell them you're not a zombie or something like that. So the dream was me and this girl fighting zombies for a bit but we shortly left because it was getting way too intense and people were actually dying.
After that all of a sudden I'm walking along the side of a road that's like a combination of several real life roads/highways around my area, with several other people. I don't remember what we were really doing aside from heading somewhere.
Next thing I remember Suzi had been killed and I had been hunting down and killing her killer Dexter Morgan style. When I got to the last person though I had messed up or something and he got away and then police and doctors and such stormed my kill room and took me away. Next thing I know I'm at my moms old house and these scientist police people want to take me away and my family is doing nothing to stop them and we all get into a screaming fight before I'm finally taken away.
Okay, here's the really weird part. Apparently I had some sort of cancer in my testicle that was deadly to other people, but they couldn't really operate to remove the cancer or the testicle because of whatever reason. So all they could do is keep me in isolation until the expected date of when the cancer was supposedly going to cause my testicle to eat it's way through my sack where I guess it would then be killed by the open air or something. But there was like a 50/50 chance of that happening and it could also not do that and the cancer would turn into testosterone or something and as they psychologist said I would then just feel really motivated to get stuff done. I don't really remember too much concerning this part after that.
Then all of a sudden I'm headed back into the zombie arena thing again with Suzi this time and there are just dead bodies everywhere and there aren't many survivors left, those who are are really dug into their positions where zombies won't be able to get them at all, up in the tree tops and shit. So me and Suzi get their again and decide we're going to climb a tree and apparently the tree with the fort is a magic tree that can talk, like in Pocahontas, so we go to talk to it to see if it'll lower itself so we climb it but it won't respond because of my whole testicle ordeal, apparently it cut me off from being able to communicate with nature. Suzi was really upset so she ran off and some other survivor ran after her to bring her back but neither of them ever returned. Meanwhile the zombie surge started and I don't have a good spot so I stood on top of the fort and kicked off any zombie that tried to climb up. It was a big fall so it killed them 9 times out of 10. I also had a .22 rifle but I was a terrible and couldn't hit their heads for shit. After a bit I said fuck this shit and woke myself up and got on here to tell y'all this.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;26978718][url]http://forums.rewards1.com/showthread.php?t=64184&highlight=Facepunch[/url]
"Do it when their are not that many mods around."
"Yeah, look at the 'currently active users' list."
Haha twats I browse in invisible mode, have fun[/QUOTE]
What's this shit
[QUOTE=Joxalot;26978985]What's this shit[/QUOTE]
Some website full of referral spam scum
"Post a picture of an item that u have recently got or something, so they think u got it from there."
Lol their shit doesn't even work apparently
what tools
[url=http://www.gamespot.com/pages/forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id=27536644&]Free games woooooh!!!!![/url]
This black currant and almond dark chocolate tastes and feels like I'm eating a craft store.
Random shards of almond jabbing at my mouth like gaudy wreaths, and that weird fruity spiciness you always smell in those stores. It's like essence of Michael's formed into a chocolate bar.
That said, it's pretty good.
[QUOTE=Zorlok;26978684][url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1042314-What-was-your-favorite-present?p=26978022&viewfull=1#post26978022[/url]
someone is beyond spoiled if that was a gift from their parents[/QUOTE]
Be funny if they crash it.
[editline]26th December 2010[/editline]
no way, I helped someone get a title :v:
Docoja.com/blue isn't responding.
[editline]26th December 2010[/editline]
i fucking hate $12 bank fees.
Is BC2 worth buying?
For $6, sure
Got nothing for christmas :v
grr i need a minecraft server
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/bNWhS.jpg[/IMG]
Why is steam being slow as shit?
I think Cantor came up with the diagonal argument just so he can mathematically demonstrate that his infinity is bigger than your infinity.
[editline]26th December 2010[/editline]
"Oh yeah well my dick is the cardinality of the natural numbers inches."
"Oh yeah well my dick is the cardinality of the REAL numbers in inches!"
"Those are the same!"
"Nuh uh, watch!"
[QUOTE=Zorlok;26978684][url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1042314-What-was-your-favorite-present?p=26978022&viewfull=1#post26978022[/url]
someone is beyond spoiled if that was a gift from their parents[/QUOTE]
And I thought the 32" TV my parents got me made me spoiled beyond belief. Now I feel a little bit better.
Also, my will is breaking, I'm coming closer to creating a facebook every day.
I have no idea whats going on around me right now.
[QUOTE=Big Ben;26988319]And I thought the 32" TV my parents got me made me spoiled beyond belief. Now I feel a little bit better.
Also, my will is breaking, I'm coming closer to creating a facebook every day.[/QUOTE]
I still buy that stuff for myself now. I don't like having others purchase expensive electronics for me, especially if computer parts are involved.
True Grit is pretty fucking awesome.
Nautsabes is from Virginia? Dammit, at least me and Johnny make up for it with our awesomeness.
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;26990051]True Grit is pretty fucking awesome.[/QUOTE]
I love the original one, and the new one seems like it's really awesome too.
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;26990120]Nautsabes is from Virginia? Dammit, at least me and Johnny make up for it with our awesomeness.[/QUOTE]
virginia sucks
you suck
[QUOTE=Salsa;26990229]virginia sucks
you suck[/QUOTE]
Nope. It doesn't. It's a fact.
Pretty sure it does, as a matter of fact.
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