• What Are You Thinking V. I am the only fucker in this scenario
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[QUOTE=Salsa;27182925]excuse me you have to pay zorlok royalties to use that phrase[/QUOTE] ye
I saw this as I was diving into Downtown Detroit yesterday: [IMG]http://www.ricdetroit.org/images/press/2010/modeld-20100914.jpg[/IMG] Brand new and the actual version of it is fully colored. So fucking cool!
Sittin' at the PC drinking hot chocolate listening to classic rock. Living the dream.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;27182907]Taken care of.[/QUOTE] Thank you JohnnyMo.
[QUOTE=Eric Blank;27180823]That is probably one of the most morbid and creepy depictions of holiday shopping ever written. Did you come up with it? Stop trying to read my thoughts! Shouldn't be mentioning it at all really[/QUOTE] Yes, after watching a ravenous swarm of bluehairs utterly demolish a rack of wreathes. Time elapsed: one minutes, fifteen seconds. Working in retail can change a man. Some say for the worse, I say for the better. In the words of the great scholar and poet Shaggy 2 Dope: "I seen shit that'll shock ya eyelids".
working in retail sucks.
[QUOTE=Zorlok;27183538]working in retail sucks.[/QUOTE] you just work in a shitty store
'Favorite quotations: The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age. -H.P. Lovecraft, "The Call of Cthulhu"' What is this there has clearly been a mix up at the girl post office this one was meant for me
[img]http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_legzfbLK0E1qalqero1_500.jpg[/img] :aaaaa: what a badass
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;27183571]'Favorite quotations: The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age. -H.P. Lovecraft, "The Call of Cthulhu"' What is this there has clearly been a mix up at the girl post office this one was meant for me[/QUOTE] Who's this? [editline]4th January 2011[/editline] oh, your cousin's girlfriend? [editline]4th January 2011[/editline] I realised the other day, one of my female cousins is good looking and favours older PC games such as wolfenstein the sheer absurdity of it!
[QUOTE=Turnips5;27183657]Who's this? [editline]4th January 2011[/editline] oh, your cousin's girlfriend?[/QUOTE] Yes. If god exists he's a fucking dick wow I try to be a good person and all but come on seriously how am I supposed to just ignore that and be happy for him and shit at least she's a smoker which is an uber bonerkill
It's amazing how she can do that. A smile and a light touch on the side of the face enveloped in a light hint of her perfume and I'm filled with the best feeling in the world. I have to fight my entire body to not follow her. [editline]3rd January 2011[/editline] She wants me to dance, Facepunch.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;27183750]Yes. If god exists he's a fucking dick wow I try to be a good person and all but come on seriously how am I supposed to just ignore that and be happy for him and shit at least she's a smoker which is an uber bonerkill[/QUOTE] That sucks fucking dick. Best to try and put it out of your mind, also you should take this as a reminder that God doesn't exist and that life is horribly unfair. You'll meet someone nice at uni, I'm sure!
flied lice
[QUOTE=Turnips5;27183867]That sucks fucking dick. Best to try and put it out of your mind, also you should take this as a reminder that God doesn't exist and that life is horribly unfair. You'll meet someone nice at uni, I'm sure![/QUOTE] I did and I want to ask her out when I get the opportunity. It's kind of like fate waving its dick in my face and going, "SHE'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH LOOK THIS ONE LIKES EVERYTHING YOU DO" The one I like is totally more attractive though so that's good news
I think I have Chlamydia. This sucks. Off to go get tested in an hour.
[QUOTE=Luxo;27183046]I saw this as I was diving into Downtown Detroit yesterday: [img_thumb]http://www.ricdetroit.org/images/press/2010/modeld-20100914.jpg[/img_thumb] Brand new and the actual version of it is fully colored. So fucking cool![/QUOTE] Fuck, the Almost Mecha Lion was kinda tough in Mother 3, but the Mecha Lions themselves are pushovers. Hell, anything after you hit level 40 usually flees when you enter battle unless it's a boss.
God dammit, apparently 18 is the required age to be a clerk for a lawyer. Looks like I'll have to get a different part-time job in the two year span between 16 and 18.
[QUOTE=Jack_Thompson;27183568]you just work in a shitty store[/QUOTE] no, retail jobs just suck. that's not where i'd want to spend the rest of my life working.
[QUOTE=Zorlok;27184275]no, retail jobs just suck. that's not where i'd want to spend the rest of my life working.[/QUOTE] I love my retail job
[QUOTE=Zorlok;27183538]working in retail sucks.[/QUOTE] The actual work itself is lame, but it let's you see what animals we truly are in the right situations. I wouldn't be surprised if the entire retail system turned out to be an elaborate sociological experiment. In many ways, it is.
[QUOTE=Jack_Thompson;27184295]I love my retail job[/QUOTE] well then, good for you. it's honest work and i won't knock it there, but it's not for me. at least not the generic 'floor person' / cashier positions.
[QUOTE=Zorlok;27184335]well then, good for you. it's honest work and i won't knock it there, but it's not for me. at least not the generic 'floor person' / cashier positions.[/QUOTE] Yeah, it's different when you're the only employee in a small indie shop.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;27183956]I did and I want to ask her out when I get the opportunity. It's kind of like fate waving its dick in my face and going, "SHE'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH LOOK THIS ONE LIKES EVERYTHING YOU DO" The one I like is totally more attractive though so that's good news[/QUOTE] Cool. Don't rush it but don't keep putting it off forever though. Asking people out is simple (and in my case, hilariously anticlimactic. [img]http://files.sharenator.com/thumbs/25627_small.png[/img])
[QUOTE=Jack_Thompson;27184362]Yeah, it's different when you're the only employee in a small indie shop.[/QUOTE] well no, i understand that. i work at a small computer shop and it's generally fine; but i am referring to grocery store / retail outlet work. for a while out of high school i worked at a grocery store and it was not that great.
My mom suggested that I try to become a manager at the Wal-mart here (when I'm older of course). Apparently they make like, 300k a year most of the time.
[QUOTE=Big Ben;27184515]My mom suggested that I try to become a manager at the Wal-mart here (when I'm older of course). Apparently they make like, 300k a year most of the time.[/QUOTE] that can happen on certain occasions...depending on the store and which managerial position you actually hold. i wouldn't count on it though, especially with a pay rate like that.
I want to work at AMC theaters. It sounds a lot more interesting than working at Fry's.
i am just focused on (finally) finishing up my bachelor's degree. [editline]3rd January 2011[/editline] that fan is cleaning up real nice. i like cutting through probably 35+ years of grime and restoring it to a like-new condition. [editline]3rd January 2011[/editline] [media] [url]http://www.filedump.net/dumped/dsc14211294107738.jpg[/url] [url]http://www.filedump.net/dumped/dsc14221294107738.jpg[/url] [url]http://www.filedump.net/dumped/dsc14241294107738.jpg[/url] [/media]
[QUOTE=Big Ben;27184515]My mom suggested that I try to become a manager at the Wal-mart here (when I'm older of course). Apparently they make like, 300k a year most of the time.[/QUOTE] No, work at Target if there's one nearby. Trust me on this. Also 300k a year? Phhhahahaha
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