• The Worst Experience You've Had With A Girl.
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[QUOTE=Carne;31142946]Two girls in my former class. They were incredibly pretty/hot and if I'm going to be honest, yes, I was attracted to them. Both had boyfriends, so I never tried to flirt etc. They were usually the ones starting a conversation with me, just asking about everyday things. Which I was okay with, and we often had long chats. Though as time went by they also started asking more person al things, to the point where it was rather embarrassing for me. They obviously knew this made me uncomfortable, and when I said I didn't want to talk about it, they just kept asking till I eventually gave in. I hated it but at the same time I still liked to talk to them. Though if they pushed it too far they'd say sorry and give me a hug, which I didn't mind :smug:[/QUOTE] lol they were obviously messing with you because you're probably that spergy kid that's always quiet in class and everyone thinks they're gay because they don't talk and they think when girls way out of their league talk them, they actually think the girls are interested in them
[QUOTE=~ZOMG;31171422]You fucked a drunk girl? Real classy.[/QUOTE] Damn straight, I was drunk as well. Better than no sex at all.
Being ignored by one specifically, but I was selfish anyway, I earned her reaction, still... it really was the "worst" of the experiences I've had so far with girls (I.E refusal, but silently refused, letting me know that she wasn't interested by staying politically-correct made me feel like she considered me immature and unworthy to hear the "real stuff" from her mouth, bitch).
[QUOTE=BuDSpOoNce;31172822]lol they were obviously messing with you because you're probably that spergy kid that's always quiet in class and everyone thinks they're gay because they don't talk and they think when girls way out of their league talk them, they actually think the girls are interested in them[/QUOTE] That's just what I was thinking as well.
that post made me sound horrible i wasn't actually serious bro <3
One time I was talking to a girl that i really like but my idiot friend who was right next made an idiot joke saying she was a slut. I almost beat the shit outta him for that ended up punching him in the stomach and continued talking to her.
[QUOTE=LoSt PrOpHeT213;31176183]One time I was talking to a girl that i really like but my idiot friend who was right next made an idiot joke saying she was a slut. I almost beat the shit outta him for that ended up punching him in the stomach and continued talking to her.[/QUOTE] Mega cool story bro! Did you get him right in the six pack?
my first time when I was 16 Oh god it was a nightmare. Didn't even last a minute.
[QUOTE=Dominic0904;31172924]Damn straight, I was drunk as well. Better than no sex at all.[/QUOTE] Ah, ok, it's cool if you were drunk too :v:
I could have lost my virginity, but this girl smelled like fucking onion ( WHY THE FUCK YOU EAT ONIONS RANDOMLY ? ) I almost puked when kissing with her. I lied that I need some water, I went downstairs and I got to sleep as fast as I could ( there was a party ). Then while I pretended that I slept, she came down aswell and came next to me, touching me and shit, I still pretended sleeping when I felt onion presence.
[QUOTE=Zatharon;30871541]Ever got a blowjob involving teeth?[/QUOTE] This, god it was horrible.
Being rejected? I'm a looser.
I said no to a very hot drunken chick. Later I found out she wasn't drunk and was just pretending, because she thought I was one of those guys who takes changes like these to have sex. I regret saying "No" now.
[QUOTE=SpaceGhost;31181783]This, god it was horrible.[/QUOTE] me and some friends gave this girl the nickname "cheese grater" use your imagination.
*types in a fake story*
This isn't sad, but I have no idea when a girl is interested in me/hitting on me... Yeah.
What's all this shit about getting friend-zoned. Oh no you didn't get to put your dick in her. Boo hoo. Better forget she's your friend now, right?
I was working a long ass shift (i work at my friends service garage) when i got a text, she was telling me that i have no commitment and that i'm "unfaithful" because i wasn't talking to her. I told her that i was working, she says "you don't have to tell me anything anymore because i'm dumping your lazy ass" Women are heartless beings that feed on the misery of gullible idiots like me.
[QUOTE=OficerHonkHonk;31184321] Women are heartless beings that feed on the misery of gullible idiots like me.[/QUOTE] 1. Acquire One (1) Pack of Money (Dosh) 2. Walk Up to the Woman Being in Question 3. Place Pack of Money in the Right Hand. 4. Apply Right Hand Directly to the Face, in a Side-To-Side Motion. 5. Say Dosh. 6. Repeat steps 4 to 5 as needed. 7. Walk Away Victoriously and Use the Money for Own Gain and Needs.
Okay, this may need some back story. So I have a basement bedroom, which kicks all sorts of ass. The most of which, is that since I live in a (questionably legal) four family house, to get to my bedroom you have to walk down the main stairway. So there is an entrance to this house in the stairway, from which someone can go to my room. So in order to have some alone time, my girlfriend would come to the house early in the morning and so through that entrance, to my bedroom, with no parental problems what so ever. This happened often We never did much though. Making out occurred, as well as the obligatory feeling up of both parties. So one day we're doing the regular kissy feely, when her hand starts to enter new territory. She has grabbed my dick. I then realized that she was pretty much trying to give me a handjob under my pajamas. This was awkward and uncomfortable, so I tried getting it through the pee hole in the pajamas. Still uncomfortable. So then, for WHATEVER REASON, I remove my pajamas. She had already removed my shirt at this point, So I was naked. She was actually almost fully clothed. We stared at each other, I got a disapproving look, and I proceeded to put everything back on. And I couldn't even finish due to being nervous.
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I'm gay so I have never had any experiences with a girl.
[QUOTE=1337KiLLeR;31182778]I said no to a very hot drunken chick. Later I found out she wasn't drunk and was just pretending, because she thought I was one of those guys who take changes like these to have sex. I regret saying "No" now.[/QUOTE] I think you did the right thing man, fucking a drunk girl is a bit like taking advantage in my opinion. In SOME cases, don't hate on me.
[QUOTE=Latency;31184173]What's all this shit about getting friend-zoned. Oh no you didn't get to put your dick in her. Boo hoo. Better forget she's your friend now, right?[/QUOTE] The main thing that sucks about being friend-zoned is you usually still have feelings for the gal (at least for a while afterwards), and since they're your friend you have a tendency to spend a lot of time with them. Basically continually rubbing salt into the wound until you get over it. Sex isn't really a large part of it.
I've got blood all over my hand before. Not cool.
my mommy yelled at me
[QUOTE=SuperEmoBros;31190477]my mommy yelled at me[/QUOTE] Where you having sex with your mom, or did she walk in on you?
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[QUOTE=Mobon1;31217339][img]http://i.cubeupload.com/o4am4s.png[/img][/QUOTE] Master of the ladies.
Worst experience with a girl? i'm a guy with a huge fucking nose and self esteem issues who's scared to ask any girl. ya
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