• The Worst Experience You've Had With A Girl.
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Went to kiss her ear and got punched in the face. She thought it was a spider...
[QUOTE=MrAus10;31217968]Went to kiss her ear and got punched in the face. She thought it was a spider...[/QUOTE] Why would you punch a spider?
[QUOTE=gufu;31218452]Why would you punch a spider?[/QUOTE] I still wonder to this day.
I once told a girl that she was a deceitful bitch, then walked off feeling accomplished. Wait, that was my best experience.... I'm lonely. :smith:
[QUOTE=absolalone111;31207426]Where you having sex with your mom, or did she walk in on you?[/QUOTE] no you don't get it
got caught looking at a woman's ass. she gave me a >:o face, I turned my head REALLY slowly.
Had an handjob done by a really ugly girl in a park. She was so bad at it I felt nothing. :v:
Hit it off with a girl; she seemed really into me, like making a point of talking to me, saying we should spend more time together that sort of thing. We went to a party and had a really good time, danced a bit, had a bit to drink, you know how it is. I finally got the courage to actually ask her if she'd like to go out for a drink sometime, like just me and her, and she said yes. Anyway, I tected her the next day to arrange an actualt time, and she was all like 'Oh, sorry' I didn't think you were actually asking me out on a date.' I've barely spoken with her since then. Edit: Wow, I'm a gold memeber. When did that happen?
During an exam people who were done early with the test could put their heads down and go to sleep. I was one of the ones who was done early and of course I took a nap. I just remember waking up because the pretty girl infront of me wanted to sit in my seat because her friend was next to me. I said okay, and as I lifted my head up you could see liters of drool all over the desk and falling off my mouth at the same time. I was still waking up so I didn't even bother to clean it. She was nice though, she wasn't one of those mean girls. She still talked to me afterwards.
Goes out with me. Lasts 3 days. Goes out with 6 boys in 2 weeks. TOTAL SLAG!
[QUOTE=Empty_Shadow;31188994]The main thing that sucks about being friend-zoned is you usually still have feelings for the gal (at least for a while afterwards), and since they're your friend you have a tendency to spend a lot of time with them. Basically continually rubbing salt into the wound until you get over it. Sex isn't really a large part of it.[/QUOTE] Unless it's obvious they're really serious don't give up completely. I've been trying to get with one of my best girl friends for like five years and had to watch her date this one guy who 95% of the school is pretty sure is using her as a cover up for being gay for months at a time. Screwed it up once in like 7th grade and we were just really good friends til the past few weeks. She broke up with the fag like a month ago and i've been hanging out with her and finally started dating her. After like four or five years of being one of her best friends. So yeah, don't get crushed. Now the "worst experience" part is that we're both going off to colleges a state apart in a month, when I've finally got my chance. Does that count?
Watching a movie on the bed with my girlfriend, she fell asleep with her legs over mine. then let out this huge "BRRRRRRR" and woke up with the most horrified look on her face. she farted and managed to wake herself up. holy shit it stunk bad.
[QUOTE=Hallucinate;31095922]Broke up with my girlfriend of 7 months about 2 or 3 weeks ago, last week she put a photo of her getting with some other dude on her holiday on Facebook and i find out she's texting him and hoping to get him to come stay with her (He lives in a different country) so she's jumped straight into another relationship. It hurt so much that she was so spiteful I spent the next 3 days drunk off my ass on the sofa hating everything but now I've gone no-contact and I'm feeling much better about it. I've had a lot of time to think about it and she's very childish and undeserving of any guys commitment, I just feel sorry the next person doesn't understand the crazy he's about to get himself mixed up in. The most painful experience I've ever had has turned out to be the best character building experience and I feel much better for it now I have a much clearer perspective on who both of us are.[/QUOTE] She has now started seeing a guy on our course at uni 3 weeks after we broke up, so I feel brilliant and completely not betrayed by him at all.
a four year long relationship without the relationship
[QUOTE=Turnips5;31232509]a four year long relationship without the relationship[/QUOTE] oh god that's awful
[QUOTE=KlaseR;31234262]oh god that's awful[/QUOTE] you know it m8
I'm sorry I just have to complain somewhere. SHE'S A COMPLETELY SELF CENTRED LYING SLUT WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE WANTS AND WILL END UP ALONE AND UNHAPPY BECAUSE SHE CAN'T MAKE UP HER OWN FUCKING MIND ABOUT ANYTHING. SHE'S HURTFUL, SELFISH, COLD, UNSYMPATHETIC AND SARCASTIC AND GOES FOR THE SHITTEST PEOPLE IT DRIVES ME FUCKING INSANE THAT SHE CAN'T SEE THAT SHE'S SUCH A BITCH AND WILL NEVER CHANGE FOR ANYONE, ONLY BLAME IT ON OTHER PEOPLE!!!! Fucking hell I hate my ex she's such a horrible person I only wish I didn't have to deal with her for ANOTHER fucking year at uni, she's a whore and a bitch and I can't fucking stand her undeserved sense of self satisfaction. Christ we've been apart 3 weeks and she's already met about some other dude that we're both friends with AND SEES NO PROBLEM WITH THIS!! Fuck me she's infuriating.
[QUOTE=Hallucinate;31258385]I'm sorry I just have to complain somewhere. SHE'S A COMPLETELY SELF CENTRED LYING SLUT WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE WANTS AND WILL END UP ALONE AND UNHAPPY BECAUSE SHE CAN'T MAKE UP HER OWN FUCKING MIND ABOUT ANYTHING. SHE'S HURTFUL, SELFISH, COLD, UNSYMPATHETIC AND SARCASTIC AND GOES FOR THE SHITTEST PEOPLE IT DRIVES ME FUCKING INSANE THAT SHE CAN'T SEE THAT SHE'S SUCH A BITCH AND WILL NEVER CHANGE FOR ANYONE, ONLY BLAME IT ON OTHER PEOPLE!!!! Fucking hell I hate my ex she's such a horrible person I only wish I didn't have to deal with her for ANOTHER fucking year at uni, she's a whore and a bitch and I can't fucking stand her undeserved sense of self satisfaction. Christ we've been apart 3 weeks and she's already met about some other dude that we're both friends with AND SEES NO PROBLEM WITH THIS!! Fuck me she's infuriating.[/QUOTE] Three weeks seems like an appropriate amount of time to wait before dating someone else.
This girl that I liked a lot came up to me and said a joke. Somehow I managed to laugh and sneeze and the same time. Shot snot fucking everywhere.
A mate of mine was at this girls house once, he was pissed out of his mind. She told him he could stay at her house, so he did, but he crashed on the couch, a leather couch. The next morning she woke up to the disgusting smell of morning piss, the bad kind you know, and she checked upon my mate. He pissed himself, on the leather couch, he told me he was never so embarrassed in his life. And at that exact moment the parents came home, there he was hung over, naked covered in piss. He never told his parents, until the letter from the insurance company came in. I cringe every fucking time I think about it.
So drunk i couldn't get it up... still a virgin to this day, 20 yo, only virgin in social group. feelsbadman. also, dating this other girl recently, she friendzoned me. still in love with her. feelsevenworseman.
Extreme makeout headbutt on accident. Fucker broke my nose >:C
[QUOTE=BackSeat;31270208]So drunk i couldn't get it up... still a virgin to this day, 20 yo, only virgin in social group. feelsbadman. also, dating this other girl recently, she friendzoned me. still in love with her. feelsevenworseman.[/QUOTE] No need to be ashamed of virginity, man. Just because you didn't become a manwhore and glorified CDC nightmare doesn't mean you're an absolute loser.
I was walking over to the printer to grab some coursework I had printed, and accidentaly grabbed a girls arse. She just looked at me and gigled :smith:
[QUOTE=BackSeat;31270208]So drunk i couldn't get it up... still a virgin to this day, 20 yo, only virgin in social group. feelsbadman. also, dating this other girl recently, she friendzoned me. still in love with her. feelsevenworseman.[/QUOTE] got rid of mine at age 22, no biggie :v:
[QUOTE=Canesfan;31263537]Three weeks seems like an appropriate amount of time to wait before dating someone else.[/QUOTE] Depends on the seriousness on the relationship. Although, I once gave it a month before asking out a girl after she broke up with a fairly serious boyfriend and she turned me down even though part of the reason they broke up was because she liked me. Fucking sucked, so goddamn bad because I was completely in love with her, and sort of still am. Fortunately, we dated for a while a few months later, which ended because we had an argument and I broke up with her, despite my efforts to fix things a day or so later. She now hates me because, from what I can tell, her "friend", that seems to try and control her every action, finally got to her. Goddamn, I fucking hate girls that let their friends control them. It's their fucking decision. God-fucking-damn. [editline]22nd July 2011[/editline] But I digress.
[QUOTE=TaZz_RyAn;31264767]This girl that I liked a lot came up to me and said a joke. Somehow I managed to laugh and sneeze and the same time. Shot snot fucking everywhere.[/QUOTE] This thread is fucking great. Im sorry, but that one made me rofl [editline]22nd July 2011[/editline] This is all that I could think of. Getting along with a girl in class, only to have annoying person walk over and say: "You guys should go out!" Not a word said to each other afterwords.
[QUOTE=Canesfan;31263537]Three weeks seems like an appropriate amount of time to wait before dating someone else.[/QUOTE] Not to me, we were living together while we were going out so I would have thought it's a bit more serious than jumping into another relationship, especially as it's with someone we both know from uni, it makes me annoyed that she may have been thinking about him when we were together.I know it's different amounts of time for different people but to me this is very very soon. And to top it off she lies to me about it, when we were together she got unbelievably upset that her ex of several months wouldn't tell her what the score was with his new chick, to the point where she went home from work crying about it, and now she's doing the same thing to me that he was to her. I guess she's just crazy in the head. Maybe I'm just having a really hard time with it. All the plans we made for our future together aren't ever going to happen and it just makes me uncontrollably sad :/
[QUOTE=~ZOMG;31275306]Depends on the seriousness on the relationship. Although, I once gave it a month before asking out a girl after she broke up with a fairly serious boyfriend and she turned me down even though part of the reason they broke up was because she liked me. Fucking sucked, so goddamn bad because I was completely in love with her, and sort of still am. Fortunately, we dated for a while a few months later, which ended because we had an argument and I broke up with her, despite my efforts to fix things a day or so later. She now hates me because, from what I can tell, her "friend", that seems to try and control her every action, finally got to her. Goddamn, I fucking hate girls that let their friends control them. It's their fucking decision. God-fucking-damn. [editline]22nd July 2011[/editline] But I digress.[/QUOTE] This is very similar to whats happened to me. Gf broke with her ex because of me but then rejected me, but then we dated a couple months later and now we're having arguments and she's told me she needs space which pretty much = break up.
about to get a blowjob from the girlfriend she kept teasing me and shit and kissing down my chest all the way to my dick and then she'd stop and think it was the funniest thing in the entire world and she kept asking 'should i?' should i?' and eventually i was just like 'just. stop. talking.' and she got all butthurt and whiny cause she 'felt like a slut' it was so fucking frustrating
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