• The Worst Experience You've Had With A Girl.
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Girl plays hard to get to the point when she test you for limits, god its so fucking annoying. Or when a girl is being the dream girl you love and then while in a solid relationship she ends it with a stupid or no reason.
Girl dropped a pencil, she asked if I could get it, I used my dirty shoes to drag it to me and pick it up. Gave it to her, I was half asleep and I didn't know it was covered in dirt and gum. Note that this was in grade 3 and it happened yesterday.
[QUOTE=Rediscover;31283024]about to get a blowjob from the girlfriend she kept teasing me and shit and kissing down my chest all the way to my dick and then she'd stop and think it was the funniest thing in the entire world and she kept asking 'should i?' should i?' and eventually i was just like 'just. stop. talking.' and she got all butthurt and whiny cause she 'felt like a slut' it was so fucking frustrating[/QUOTE] I know how you feel bro, I was about to get head for the first time when I was with my ex. she kept kissing me/neck/ect. Then she started licking my dick and stopped because "oh no i'm pleasing my boyfriend which I love very much, I feel like a slut."
Its funny, how when I was like 6 or 7 years old, I had this girl follow me everywhere, she was always hugging me and all that, when I lied on the school sofa she came and sat on me so I couldn't escape, then she tried to hug and kiss me all the time. She frequently called me "huggy-bear". All I tried was to get away from her. Then I remember one other time, on the first or second grade, we were playing tag on the school yard with bunch of guys and girls. This one girl (not the one who chased me when I was younger) was the tag, and when she chased me I tripped or something, so I was lying on the ground soon. This girl got on me, she brought her face near me, smiled, and then seemed to want a kiss. What did I do? Push her off of me because she was the tag.
[QUOTE=Hallucinate;31258385]I'm sorry I just have to complain somewhere. SHE'S A COMPLETELY SELF CENTRED LYING SLUT WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE WANTS AND WILL END UP ALONE AND UNHAPPY BECAUSE SHE CAN'T MAKE UP HER OWN FUCKING MIND ABOUT ANYTHING. SHE'S HURTFUL, SELFISH, COLD, UNSYMPATHETIC AND SARCASTIC AND GOES FOR THE SHITTEST PEOPLE IT DRIVES ME FUCKING INSANE THAT SHE CAN'T SEE THAT SHE'S SUCH A BITCH AND WILL NEVER CHANGE FOR ANYONE, ONLY BLAME IT ON OTHER PEOPLE!!!! Fucking hell I hate my ex she's such a horrible person I only wish I didn't have to deal with her for ANOTHER fucking year at uni, she's a whore and a bitch and I can't fucking stand her undeserved sense of self satisfaction. Christ we've been apart 3 weeks and she's already met about some other dude that we're both friends with AND SEES NO PROBLEM WITH THIS!! Fuck me she's infuriating.[/QUOTE] Stop being so obsessive and controlling when you've broken up.
I touched her hand and began vomiting uncontrollably
I'm lovin' this thread guys keep it coming!
She punched me a second before I came and I shot a mountain.
[QUOTE=GoDLik3;31278983]This thread is fucking great. Im sorry, but that one made me rofl [editline]22nd July 2011[/editline] This is all that I could think of. Getting along with a girl in class, only to have annoying person walk over and say: "You guys should go out!" Not a word said to each other afterwords.[/QUOTE] I fucking hate this shit so much. I mean its like people try their hardest to make everything as awkward as possible for no reason.
so I was frenching this girl and fucking she forgot to brush her teeth or something cause it was not pleasant BUT SHE DIDN'T WANT TO STOP AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL HER FEUJFHNEUN
[QUOTE=leshrec1;31297926]I fucking hate this shit so much. I mean its like people try their hardest to make everything as awkward as possible for no reason.[/QUOTE] I never did understand why, whenever two people at school hook up, every-fucking-body must bumrush their make-out position. I mean, I've had (sadly, I participated in these), like 30 fucking people all in a half-circle, just staring at a dude and his girlfriend.
Not that great, but whenever we would start making out my stomach would start growling uncontrollably. I cock-blocked myself.
Asked a girl out. Three days later she dumped me, and I later found out the only reason she said yes in the first place was to make her ex-boyfriend jealous. They're now back together, and I haven't sought a relationship since.
Okay what I would think is my worst experience with a girl was when I had a huge crush (maybe even love, I don't know.) on a girl since the first day I met her. I never asked her out because I was so scared of denial, and I always hoped that one day she would make the move on me and I wouldn't have to do anything. Then one day it just so happened to be the last day of school. I was thinking of at least getting her number, but I fucked up and pussied out, she left, I ended up going to a different school unexpectedly next year, and I've not seen her since. I don't know, maybe you think that's real sad or something, but I don't, cause I at least learned a good lesson, albeit the hard way; If you want something, take some fucking action, because if you don't there isn't going to come along some magical genie who will fart out all your desires into your lap (and if it's a girl genie give you a handjob while she's at it). You're not going to get out of a shitty financial situation without signs of it getting better if you don't take action, you're not going to get the money together to buy a fancy suit or computer or whatever if you never save, you won't get thin and fit if you don't hit the gym and begin healthy eating habits, and your room will never clean itself (Mom's write this stuff down for your children). The world don't cater to shit, least of all you, so to get what you want you get it your own damn self. I'm glad I got to learn that lesson as early as I did.
One time I was getting up to go to the bathroom during class, this girl I liked comes in the door as I'm reaching for the knob (back from bathroom) and I totally got a feel bro. The thing that made it bad was that everyone saw it happen and thought it was hilarious.
I kicked her in the taco.
Went to kiss a girl in the theater and hit her forehead on mine. What a great birthday
She told be we should be only friends.
Wow, I thought I was socially awkward, then I read all these stories. The worst thing would probably be when my girlfriend asked me to say something in German, I said "Ich liebe dich", and she thought it meant "I love dick" and that I was trying to tell her that I was gay.
[QUOTE=ProWaffle;31305378]Wow, I thought I was socially awkward, then I read all these stories. The worst thing would probably be when my girlfriend asked me to say something in German, I said "Ich liebe dich", and she thought it meant "I love dick" and that I was trying to tell her that I was gay.[/QUOTE] Why the hell would she think that you were speaking German and English in the SAME DAMN SENTENCE?
I changed schools a good 6-7 years ago, had to start junior year in a different school with new people, first week of school got invited to a class party, hooked up with a cute girl - found out a year later that she is a lesbian - I think about it atleast once a week. (IT'S BEEN 7 YEARS D:)
[QUOTE=Goleteral;31340584]I changed schools a good 6-7 years ago, had to start junior year in a different school with new people, first week of school got invited to a class party, hooked up with a cute girl - found out a year later that she is a lesbian - I think about it atleast once a week. (IT'S BEEN 7 YEARS D:)[/QUOTE]You.Are.Really awkward.But don't worry,you still have facepunch.
My girlfriend thought it would be hot to reenact the BME Pain Olympics... It wasnt.
[QUOTE=Bobs Your Uncle;31340821]My girlfriend thought it would be hot to reenact the BME Pain Olympics... It wasnt.[/QUOTE] [B] WHY?![/B]
I'm gonna take a guess and say he's lying.
None of mine are really negative. This one girl only liked me for my body, but that's about the worst. [editline]26th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Y'all.;30918000]Fucking bitch. I went out with this girl for about 3 weeks, she obviously never liked me and just liked fucking with my mind, acting all depressed and cute in an attempt to gain sympathy, acting pissed at me, causing me to hate myself, wondering what I did wrong, then she apologizes later, and constantly goes from HATING ME to BEING SORRY. Most confusing, stupid, and manipulative bitch on the face of the Earth and I have blocked off all communication with her and don't plan to ever speak to or see her again. [editline]5th July 2011[/editline] She also claimed she was raped by her ex-boyfriend. Never happened.[/QUOTE] We must've known the same chick. [editline]26th July 2011[/editline] She didn't manipulate me, though she ended up being a bitch. I cussed her out, and never looked back. :v: Feels good man
This one girl blew me, let me blow my load in her mouth, then decided she didn't want to swallow and spat it on my chest. Probably not my worst, but it springs to mind since it was pretty recent.
For a funny situation. I was on the phone with a girl, and I didn't know, but she was masturbating to my voice. Her mom walks in, finds her with no pants on and asks who she's talking to. Of course, she said my name.
Bought pretty pricey tickets to a concert and booked reservations at a classy place in order to celebrate my girlfriend and I's first Valentine's Day together. Ended up finding out on the 13th that she had been cheating on me for awhile. Still tried to save everything, but eventually ended up being legit dumped on VDay. Pretty upset over it and was looking for a way to distract myself. Ended up getting a link to a GMod download and, eventually, Facepunch. Join date = 14 of February. And here I am, so heyhey, good work, forums.
[QUOTE=Kman1;31346807]For a funny situation. I was on the phone with a girl, and I didn't know, but she was masturbating to my voice. Her mom walks in, finds her with no pants on and asks who she's talking to. Of course, she said my name.[/QUOTE] This happened to me once, except her brother walked in.
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