• The Worst Experience You've Had With A Girl.
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Asked a girl out. She said she wanted to just be friends. She asked my best friend out that night. I haven't talked to either since.
I met this girl at my school through another friend of mine and she was cute and totally amazing. We got along so well and went and saw a movie together and everything. I asked her out about 3 days after that and she told me that I am everything she ever wanted in a guy and that I had a big heart and was really sweet and nice, but she wouldn't date me because I didn't look like a Skater/Jock/Bad boy. The ironic part is is that a week before she said she never judged a book by the cover. So now I get to sit back and watch her date some self-absorbed douchebag and then realize that she is missing out on a very good person.
When I was little, I pushed one off a trampoline. That's about it.
As I was about to leave my school after one of my club meetings, this girl asked me out, in front of everyone else in that room. I told her I don't think she's being serious and left. In fact, similar things happened on two more occasions. I have a self esteem problem.
[QUOTE=Mind Man;31369429]As I was about to leave my school after one of my club meetings, this girl asked me out, in front of everyone else in that room. I told her I don't think she's being serious and left. In fact, similar things happened on two more occasions. I have a self esteem problem.[/QUOTE] When you say it like that you seem like a dick. Do something about it.
To be fair a lot of people do ask out unpopular kids as a joke to take the piss, back when I was in school I was a loner and covered in acne and people thought it was hilarious to ask me out for lulz and I basically just ignored them. It did make me feel really pissed though.
Thats a really shitty thing to do, really.
[QUOTE=Kartoffel;31363237]When I was little, I pushed one off a trampoline. That's about it.[/QUOTE] Whoever rated this "winner" and "funny", you're strange people...
It is quite funny, if you ask me.
It is, but it's still not nice. Oh well, who says the internet was a nice place.
[QUOTE=Kartoffel;31372220]It is, but it's still not nice. Oh well, who says the internet was a nice place.[/QUOTE] I bet you're one of those pissy little bitches that can't laugh at themselves and takes everything way too seriously.
[QUOTE=~ZOMG;31372441]I bet you're one of those pissy little bitches that can't laugh at themselves and takes everything way too seriously.[/QUOTE] I'm in my school's marching band! There's no way I take everything way too seriously! :v: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu4DBSUcubo[/media]
Now let's get back on topic. EDIT: No automerge?
i haven't really tried out the dating field much except for with one girl, and i didn't get any bad experiences out of it. i guess one problem i do have, with anyone, is talking to a new person for the first time. i try to choose my words carefully so i don't say the wrong thing and studder a slight bit. no one seems to care but i always notice.
[QUOTE=bull04;31363124]I met this girl at my school through another friend of mine and she was cute and totally amazing. We got along so well and went and saw a movie together and everything. I asked her out about 3 days after that and she told me that I am everything she ever wanted in a guy and that I had a big heart and was really sweet and nice, but she wouldn't date me because I didn't look like a Skater/Jock/Bad boy. The ironic part is is that a week before she said she never judged a book by the cover. So now I get to sit back and watch her date some self-absorbed douchebag and then realize that she is missing out on a very good person.[/QUOTE] it's all good cause if she comes crawling and says she was wrong you can be like [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4&feature=related[/media]
Basically, I like my best friend's sister. She's so pretty, and kind, smart, funny, with a great personality, and pretty she's talented. (We both like to draw, sometimes even together) She always enjoys my company when I go to my best friend's house, we just get along very well. We go swimming together, and she buys me and my best friend ice cream. We even went to my Senior prom together, which was amazing, by the way (She asked me, i couldn't believe it). I just don't know if she feels the way I do, despite her probably meaningless hints, such as how she invited me to prom, or how she jokes about us getting married in the future. Long story short, she goes out with cool dudes, breaks up with them, makes me feel like I have a chance, and goes back out with them a week later, and I feel left out. Too nervous to do anything, really. I mean, who would like me anyway, I'm not exactly Prince Charming. [IMG]http://i838.photobucket.com/albums/zz301/GastricTank/BrotherDoesntCutIt.png[/IMG] Cut out the self loathing.
[QUOTE=GastricTank;31379966]Basically, I like my best friend's sister. She's so pretty, and kind, smart, funny, with a great personality, and pretty she's talented. (We both like to draw, sometimes even together) She always enjoys my company when I go to my best friend's house, we just get along very well. We go swimming together, and she buys me and my best friend ice cream. We even went to my Senior prom together, which was amazing, by the way (She asked me, i couldn't believe it). I just don't know if she feels the way I do, despite her probably meaningless hints, such as how she invited me to prom, or how she jokes about us getting married in the future. Long story short, she goes out with cool dudes, breaks up with them, makes me feel like I have a chance, and goes back out with them a week later, and I feel left out. Too nervous to do anything, really. I mean, who would like me anyway, I'm not exactly Prince Charming. [IMG]http://i838.photobucket.com/albums/zz301/GastricTank/BrotherDoesntCutIt.png[/IMG] Cut out the self loathing.[/QUOTE] so either tell her how you feel and if she says no deal with it or tell her to go fuck herself either way problem solved
[B][I]tl;dr my life gets pretty much torn apart by a girl[/I][/B] I was with a girl for about 3 years - pretty much started going out the first year of highschool. She was the best girl anyone could ask for - smart, funny, understanding, helpful, patient and most of all - open. We were together for about 3 years as I said, happy as ever. We'd met the others parents and they were happy with us been together (despite the fact that her parents were extremely defensive, I had to pretty much guard her at parties we went too (which I was fine with)). Then out of no-where, one of my best mates comes up to me and starts spilling about how me and her are such a terrible couple and should break up because so. At the time I didn't understand where his anger sprung from towards our relationship - until the next day some of my other friends told me that he was really into her. I was in a bit of a predicament - my best mate had been with me pretty much since I got yanked out of my mothers vagina - hell we met in the same hospital. But my girlfriend meant everything to me - so it was a case of friendship vs love. A couple weeks later, my girlfriends friends (tongue twister?) approached after a tough exam and explained to me how my girlfriend had been having second thoughts about our relationship and was begining to like my best mate - something I never really noticed when he was around her. So there I was - going out with a girl who liked my best mate and my best mate liked. I started to notice that she was drifting away from me - she spent less time with my group and instead took to talking to my mate a lot around the school and in class. Then one day, after finding out I had to re-sit two exams and that my Aunt had to go in for open heart surgery - I got what I expected all along - she broke up with me right infront of my mate, then walked off with him. He liked her she liked him, it was going to happen. I think that is what happened anyway, I downed two bottles of Whiskey when I got home so I don't have perfect clarity (although I remember waking up in the pantry with a phone and two Whiskey bottles). Needless to say my best mate isn't my friend anymore - he didn't have many friends left when our year level found out what he did (Everyone in our level (the dudes at least) followed the Bro Code pretty closely). After that I pretty much lost motivation to do well in life and school and kind of went into depression, but I wont go into that. That week stands to be the worst and saddest experience of my life - only a month later my Aunt that had the surgery died due to a heart attack. Whether you wish to believe this or not is up to you - but I know what happened that week and I know how it almost destroyed me (may sound over dramatic I know, but this is as close as I can sum it up with words).
[QUOTE=GastricTank;31379966]Basically, I like my best friend's sister. She's so pretty, and kind, smart, funny, with a great personality, and pretty she's talented. (We both like to draw, sometimes even together) She always enjoys my company when I go to my best friend's house, we just get along very well. We go swimming together, and she buys me and my best friend ice cream. We even went to my Senior prom together, which was amazing, by the way (She asked me, i couldn't believe it). I just don't know if she feels the way I do, despite her probably meaningless hints, such as how she invited me to prom, or how she jokes about us getting married in the future. Long story short, she goes out with cool dudes, breaks up with them, makes me feel like I have a chance, and goes back out with them a week later, and I feel left out. Too nervous to do anything, really. I mean, who would like me anyway, I'm not exactly Prince Charming. [IMG]http://i838.photobucket.com/albums/zz301/GastricTank/BrotherDoesntCutIt.png[/IMG] Cut out the self loathing.[/QUOTE] Kind of familiar.
Girl drops papers.. i only pick one up and give it to her :byodood: Teacher says "okay.. turn around and talk to the person behind you and get to know them" it was a good looking girl so i freaked out and said "hi.. my names (Name) how bout you? she said her name and we stared awkwardly at each other for like 4 seconds untill i say "ima turn around cuz this is really awkward" trying to be cool. i fucking hate myself. Used to have a crush on a russian girl in middleschool school. Said hi to her on facebook cuz i was a pussy. got blocked and deleted. then tried to add her again :ohdear: Basically add the "when she/i "bla bla bla" i came and started farting" meme to everytime i talk to a girl cuz im a nervous bastard. [editline]28th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Mind Man;31369429]As I was about to leave my school after one of my club meetings, this girl asked me out, in front of everyone else in that room. I told her I don't think she's being serious and left. In fact, similar things happened on two more occasions. I have a self esteem problem.[/QUOTE] FUCKING ME TOO!@# I need some serious fucking help. i view myself as the worst guy in the world. I'm scared to do ANYTHING with a girl. My friend's think i m gay cuz i never asked a girl out. and they all had girlfriends. FUCK ME FOR BEING A FUCKING SHIT
Dont have much bad experience with the ladies, but this one springs to mind: Bitch I have science extension with thinks she is hot shit and laughs whenever I am the only one try to get work done. Several times told I have to pair up with her and help her work. Anyway, she denies it very unpolitely to the teacher and acts shobish and plainly does so in my face but eventualy gets crap enough marks and behavior, and the teacher makes her work with me. Texting, chewing gum, all that stupid shit you save for lunch she does in plain sight. So anyway, getting back to her being paired with me. She does this for about a couple of days and decides to try and abuse me in front of the entire class. Calling me name ect. I just stand there looking at her with flask in hand. Anyway after all this the teacher goes off to the supply closet and get some equipment, so anyway acting as fast as I can I get down on one knee and punch her right in the taco. Yep, thats right, enough was enough. She breaks down crying and no one sees anything. Teacher comes back, blame it on new desk edges and get off scott free. Now she doesnt complain, only look at me with a seething fear and rage as I smugly write down the recording from every prac we get paired in.
[QUOTE=Awegner;31385438]so anyway acting as fast as I can I get down on one knee and punch her right in the taco.[/QUOTE] ok, looks like we found facepunch's local psychopath
[QUOTE=Géza!;31385165]Kind of familiar.[/QUOTE] I bet maverick has heard it like 500 times
[QUOTE=Hazardline;31384990][B][I]tl;dr my life gets pretty much torn apart by a girl[/I][/B] I was with a girl for about 3 years - pretty much started going out the first year of highschool. She was the best girl anyone could ask for - smart, funny, understanding, helpful, patient and most of all - open. We were together for about 3 years as I said, happy as ever. We'd met the others parents and they were happy with us been together (despite the fact that her parents were extremely defensive, I had to pretty much guard her at parties we went too (which I was fine with)). Then out of no-where, one of my best mates comes up to me and starts spilling about how me and her are such a terrible couple and should break up because so. At the time I didn't understand where his anger sprung from towards our relationship - until the next day some of my other friends told me that he was really into her. I was in a bit of a predicament - my best mate had been with me pretty much since I got yanked out of my mothers vagina - hell we met in the same hospital. But my girlfriend meant everything to me - so it was a case of friendship vs love. A couple weeks later, my girlfriends friends (tongue twister?) approached after a tough exam and explained to me how my girlfriend had been having second thoughts about our relationship and was begining to like my best mate - something I never really noticed when he was around her. So there I was - going out with a girl who liked my best mate and my best mate liked. I started to notice that she was drifting away from me - she spent less time with my group and instead took to talking to my mate a lot around the school and in class. Then one day, after finding out I had to re-sit two exams and that my Aunt had to go in for open heart surgery - I got what I expected all along - she broke up with me right infront of my mate, then walked off with him. He liked her she liked him, it was going to happen. I think that is what happened anyway, I downed two bottles of Whiskey when I got home so I don't have perfect clarity (although I remember waking up in the pantry with a phone and two Whiskey bottles). Needless to say my best mate isn't my friend anymore - he didn't have many friends left when our year level found out what he did (Everyone in our level (the dudes at least) followed the Bro Code pretty closely). After that I pretty much lost motivation to do well in life and school and kind of went into depression, but I wont go into that. That week stands to be the worst and saddest experience of my life - only a month later my Aunt that had the surgery died due to a heart attack. Whether you wish to believe this or not is up to you - but I know what happened that week and I know how it almost destroyed me (may sound over dramatic I know, but this is as close as I can sum it up with words).[/QUOTE] [img]http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kudep5IADN1qzivg2o1_500.jpg[/img]
None... ..and never will :v:
Reading this thread makes me sad somehow. (save for the funny posts)
a girl i really likes posted a status on facebook saying "all the boys are either taken, pricks or gay" i posted saying "which one am i?" knowing that she liked me, i wasn't taken and i wasn't gay she says "you're a gay best friend" .she thinks i'm gay .i'm in the friend zone darn
[QUOTE=vladnag;31399269]a girl i really likes posted a status on facebook saying "all the boys are either taken, pricks or gay" i posted saying "which one am i?" knowing that she liked me, i wasn't taken and i wasn't gay she says "you're a gay best friend" .she thinks i'm gay .i'm in the friend zone darn[/QUOTE] this reminds me, in high school one time this girl seemed to be pretty keen on going out with me (i did not reciprocate the feelings), so another girl i'm friends with had a conversation with her which went basically something like "he doesn't want to go out with you" "why?" "uuhhhhhhhh... he's gay" so after that she decided that i was the one who made that up and hated the fuck out of me until i finished school pretty much v:v:v
[QUOTE=vladnag;31399269]a girl i really likes posted a status on facebook saying "all the boys are either taken, pricks or gay" i posted saying "which one am i?" knowing that she liked me, i wasn't taken and i wasn't gay she says "you're a gay best friend" .she thinks i'm gay .i'm in the friend zone darn[/QUOTE] oh no she thinks you're gay? There's obviously no way to correct that so you'll just have to pretend to be gay whenever you're around her. Sucks for you bro.
[QUOTE=vladnag;31399269]a girl i really likes posted a status on facebook saying "all the boys are either taken, pricks or gay" i posted saying "which one am i?" knowing that she liked me, i wasn't taken and i wasn't gay she says "you're a gay best friend" .she thinks i'm gay .i'm in the friend zone darn[/QUOTE] You're being too negative about this. If she thinks you're gay, go clothes shopping with her and she'll probably let you in the dressing room :q:
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