[QUOTE=Hazardline;31384990][B][I]tl;dr my life gets pretty much torn apart by a girl[/I][/B]
I was with a girl for about 3 years - pretty much started going out the first year of highschool. She was the best girl anyone could ask for - smart, funny, understanding, helpful, patient and most of all - open. We were together for about 3 years as I said, happy as ever. We'd met the others parents and they were happy with us been together (despite the fact that her parents were extremely defensive, I had to pretty much guard her at parties we went too (which I was fine with)). Then out of no-where, one of my best mates comes up to me and starts spilling about how me and her are such a terrible couple and should break up because so. At the time I didn't understand where his anger sprung from towards our relationship - until the next day some of my other friends told me that he was really into her. I was in a bit of a predicament - my best mate had been with me pretty much since I got yanked out of my mothers vagina - hell we met in the same hospital. But my girlfriend meant everything to me - so it was a case of friendship vs love.
A couple weeks later, my girlfriends friends (tongue twister?) approached after a tough exam and explained to me how my girlfriend had been having second thoughts about our relationship and was begining to like my best mate - something I never really noticed when he was around her. So there I was - going out with a girl who liked my best mate and my best mate liked. I started to notice that she was drifting away from me - she spent less time with my group and instead took to talking to my mate a lot around the school and in class.
Then one day, after finding out I had to re-sit two exams and that my Aunt had to go in for open heart surgery - I got what I expected all along - she broke up with me right infront of my mate, then walked off with him. He liked her she liked him, it was going to happen. I think that is what happened anyway, I downed two bottles of Whiskey when I got home so I don't have perfect clarity (although I remember waking up in the pantry with a phone and two Whiskey bottles). Needless to say my best mate isn't my friend anymore - he didn't have many friends left when our year level found out what he did (Everyone in our level (the dudes at least) followed the Bro Code pretty closely). After that I pretty much lost motivation to do well in life and school and kind of went into depression, but I wont go into that.
That week stands to be the worst and saddest experience of my life - only a month later my Aunt that had the surgery died due to a heart attack. Whether you wish to believe this or not is up to you - but I know what happened that week and I know how it almost destroyed me (may sound over dramatic I know, but this is as close as I can sum it up with words).[/QUOTE]
Dude, that's fucking terrible, really sorry to hear that.
[QUOTE=Generous Feller;31400372]You're being too negative about this. If she thinks you're gay, go clothes shopping with her and she'll probably let you in the dressing room :q:[/QUOTE]
you know I've heard people say stuff like that before, but anywhere I've been the staff don't let guys go in with girls.
[QUOTE=Hazardline;31384990][B][I]tl;dr my life gets pretty much torn apart by a girl[/I][/B]
I was with a girl for about 3 years - pretty much started going out the first year of highschool. She was the best girl anyone could ask for - smart, funny, understanding, helpful, patient and most of all - open. We were together for about 3 years as I said, happy as ever. We'd met the others parents and they were happy with us been together (despite the fact that her parents were extremely defensive, I had to pretty much guard her at parties we went too (which I was fine with)). Then out of no-where, one of my best mates comes up to me and starts spilling about how me and her are such a terrible couple and should break up because so. At the time I didn't understand where his anger sprung from towards our relationship - until the next day some of my other friends told me that he was really into her. I was in a bit of a predicament - my best mate had been with me pretty much since I got yanked out of my mothers vagina - hell we met in the same hospital. But my girlfriend meant everything to me - so it was a case of friendship vs love.
A couple weeks later, my girlfriends friends (tongue twister?) approached after a tough exam and explained to me how my girlfriend had been having second thoughts about our relationship and was begining to like my best mate - something I never really noticed when he was around her. So there I was - going out with a girl who liked my best mate and my best mate liked. I started to notice that she was drifting away from me - she spent less time with my group and instead took to talking to my mate a lot around the school and in class.
Then one day, after finding out I had to re-sit two exams and that my Aunt had to go in for open heart surgery - I got what I expected all along - she broke up with me right infront of my mate, then walked off with him. He liked her she liked him, it was going to happen. I think that is what happened anyway, I downed two bottles of Whiskey when I got home so I don't have perfect clarity (although I remember waking up in the pantry with a phone and two Whiskey bottles). Needless to say my best mate isn't my friend anymore - he didn't have many friends left when our year level found out what he did (Everyone in our level (the dudes at least) followed the Bro Code pretty closely). After that I pretty much lost motivation to do well in life and school and kind of went into depression, but I wont go into that.
That week stands to be the worst and saddest experience of my life - only a month later my Aunt that had the surgery died due to a heart attack. Whether you wish to believe this or not is up to you - but I know what happened that week and I know how it almost destroyed me (may sound over dramatic I know, but this is as close as I can sum it up with words).[/QUOTE]
WOW. That is shocking, If I was in your situation I would have done damage to your friend. Sorry to hear about that, I was about to cry for you when I read the last paragraph. :(
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;31391675]Cyberhug[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=TheWhiteFox1;31400467]Dude, that's fucking terrible, really sorry to hear that.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Weemanply109;31401038]WOW. That is shocking, If I was in your situation I would have done damage to your friend. Sorry to hear about that, I was about to cry for you when I read the last paragraph. :([/QUOTE]
Hey, thanks guys.
Happened a long time ago - but eventually it just becomes apart of your life.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;31377370]it's all good cause if she comes crawling and says she was wrong you can be like
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4&feature=related[/media][/QUOTE]
Oh my God yes. That is the one thing I can't wait to do if she does.
[editline]29th July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Hazardline;31384990][B][I]tl;dr my life gets pretty much torn apart by a girl[/I][/B]
I was with a girl for about 3 years - pretty much started going out the first year of highschool. She was the best girl anyone could ask for - smart, funny, understanding, helpful, patient and most of all - open. We were together for about 3 years as I said, happy as ever. We'd met the others parents and they were happy with us been together (despite the fact that her parents were extremely defensive, I had to pretty much guard her at parties we went too (which I was fine with)). Then out of no-where, one of my best mates comes up to me and starts spilling about how me and her are such a terrible couple and should break up because so. At the time I didn't understand where his anger sprung from towards our relationship - until the next day some of my other friends told me that he was really into her. I was in a bit of a predicament - my best mate had been with me pretty much since I got yanked out of my mothers vagina - hell we met in the same hospital. But my girlfriend meant everything to me - so it was a case of friendship vs love.
A couple weeks later, my girlfriends friends (tongue twister?) approached after a tough exam and explained to me how my girlfriend had been having second thoughts about our relationship and was begining to like my best mate - something I never really noticed when he was around her. So there I was - going out with a girl who liked my best mate and my best mate liked. I started to notice that she was drifting away from me - she spent less time with my group and instead took to talking to my mate a lot around the school and in class.
Then one day, after finding out I had to re-sit two exams and that my Aunt had to go in for open heart surgery - I got what I expected all along - she broke up with me right infront of my mate, then walked off with him. He liked her she liked him, it was going to happen. I think that is what happened anyway, I downed two bottles of Whiskey when I got home so I don't have perfect clarity (although I remember waking up in the pantry with a phone and two Whiskey bottles). Needless to say my best mate isn't my friend anymore - he didn't have many friends left when our year level found out what he did (Everyone in our level (the dudes at least) followed the Bro Code pretty closely). After that I pretty much lost motivation to do well in life and school and kind of went into depression, but I wont go into that.
That week stands to be the worst and saddest experience of my life - only a month later my Aunt that had the surgery died due to a heart attack. Whether you wish to believe this or not is up to you - but I know what happened that week and I know how it almost destroyed me (may sound over dramatic I know, but this is as close as I can sum it up with words).[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry to hear that bro. Girls are huge bitches sometimes and don't even deserve good guys like us, the ones who go out of their way to make their girls feel good.
Don't let it get you down, cause she won't end up happy anyways.
[QUOTE=GastricTank;31379966]Basically, I like my best friend's sister. She's so pretty, and kind, smart, funny, with a great personality, and pretty she's talented. (We both like to draw, sometimes even together) She always enjoys my company when I go to my best friend's house, we just get along very well. We go swimming together, and she buys me and my best friend ice cream. We even went to my Senior prom together, which was amazing, by the way (She asked me, i couldn't believe it). I just don't know if she feels the way I do, despite her probably meaningless hints, such as how she invited me to prom, or how she jokes about us getting married in the future. Long story short, she goes out with cool dudes, breaks up with them, makes me feel like I have a chance, and goes back out with them a week later, and I feel left out. Too nervous to do anything, really. I mean, who would like me anyway, I'm not exactly Prince Charming.
[IMG]http://i838.photobucket.com/albums/zz301/GastricTank/BrotherDoesntCutIt.png[/IMG]
Cut out the self loathing.[/QUOTE]
Aw, man. You don't need a girlfriend, just make one up! With grey skin, and candy corn in her hair, and severe psychological problems!
GastricTank your art style is great, download flash and see what you can do with it, you could get payed a lot for animation.
Not advertising here, i just love his style.
[QUOTE=tommo400;31400746]you know I've heard people say stuff like that before, but anywhere I've been the staff don't let guys go in with girls.[/QUOTE]
Then do it the other way around. Guy go in first, then the girl.
Problem solved.
she friendzones me,then later she says "omg didn't you see the wink you know i'm kidding" and then goes on to friendzone me
[QUOTE=Hazardline;31384990][B][I]tl;dr my life gets pretty much torn apart by a girl[/I][/B]
I was with a girl for about 3 years - pretty much started going out the first year of highschool. She was the best girl anyone could ask for - smart, funny, understanding, helpful, patient and most of all - open. We were together for about 3 years as I said, happy as ever. We'd met the others parents and they were happy with us been together (despite the fact that her parents were extremely defensive, I had to pretty much guard her at parties we went too (which I was fine with)). Then out of no-where, one of my best mates comes up to me and starts spilling about how me and her are such a terrible couple and should break up because so. At the time I didn't understand where his anger sprung from towards our relationship - until the next day some of my other friends told me that he was really into her. I was in a bit of a predicament - my best mate had been with me pretty much since I got yanked out of my mothers vagina - hell we met in the same hospital. But my girlfriend meant everything to me - so it was a case of friendship vs love.
A couple weeks later, my girlfriends friends (tongue twister?) approached after a tough exam and explained to me how my girlfriend had been having second thoughts about our relationship and was begining to like my best mate - something I never really noticed when he was around her. So there I was - going out with a girl who liked my best mate and my best mate liked. I started to notice that she was drifting away from me - she spent less time with my group and instead took to talking to my mate a lot around the school and in class.
Then one day, after finding out I had to re-sit two exams and that my Aunt had to go in for open heart surgery - I got what I expected all along - she broke up with me right infront of my mate, then walked off with him. He liked her she liked him, it was going to happen. I think that is what happened anyway, I downed two bottles of Whiskey when I got home so I don't have perfect clarity (although I remember waking up in the pantry with a phone and two Whiskey bottles). Needless to say my best mate isn't my friend anymore - he didn't have many friends left when our year level found out what he did (Everyone in our level (the dudes at least) followed the Bro Code pretty closely). After that I pretty much lost motivation to do well in life and school and kind of went into depression, but I wont go into that.
That week stands to be the worst and saddest experience of my life - only a month later my Aunt that had the surgery died due to a heart attack. Whether you wish to believe this or not is up to you - but I know what happened that week and I know how it almost destroyed me (may sound over dramatic I know, but this is as close as I can sum it up with words).[/QUOTE]
I think i have to agree with Weemanply109, i would seriously go up to that guy and fucking end his world.
I went up to the girl I had a crush on, then asked if I could speak to her, she said no, I responded with a swift "okay" went of and cried on the field with all my friends around. They were comforting and not hostile about it, but nonetheless it was still embarrassing . That fucking sucked. I don't even know what brought on the tears. Perhaps it was the fact I was incredibly nervous as I had been peer pressured into doing it (Never falling for that shit again. If you don't feel confident enough, don't do it.) or the fact I'd just been kicked out of a band I was in, so I was already in a sour mood.
I still cringe when I look back on that day.
On a less serious note, the accidental boob touches are annoying.
I went out with a girl a while ago then she saw her 'best guy friend' and she walked closer to him while we were walking to a store.
Bawwww
It was such a bizarre experience. Here I was, sleeping, in a warm fuzzy room, and then out of nowhere I feel a "pushing" sensation all around me. Just in a matter of seconds I go from being completely fine to being in severe pain. Well, this pushing sensation lasted for about an hour, and then out of nowhere, I feel like I'm sliding, but I have no idea where. I am finally pushed out and then fine myself in this bright white room, and I'm surrounded by people in white uniforms wearing face masks. Obviously I'm scared shitless, so I let out a loud scream/cry, only to be brought into another room, where I was wrapped into some odd material. Once I stop crying, I am brought back into the bright white room, and placed into the hands of some women, of whom I don't know. I soon realize that this is my mother, and that I would be forced to perform manual labor until I turned 18.
Women suck.
wat
I banged this girl who I later found out was 15 when I was 19
[QUOTE=GoDLik3;31415004]I think i have to agree with Weemanply109, i would seriously go up to that guy and fucking end his world.[/QUOTE]
i can't be the only one thinking that that's a silly reaction because its just as much the girlfriend's fault
My friend hooked me up with a single chick and I was trying to make it work but she was unavailable for too long. Next thing I know, I ask her if she wants to do something this week and she goes, "Yeah, can I bring my boyfriend."
I told her to stop talking to me.
My ex made me make out with her in-front of my best friend multiple times.
[QUOTE=marvincmarvin;31443636]My ex made me make out with her in-front of my best friend multiple times.[/QUOTE]
How is this possible.
She's your ex
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;31444811]How is this possible.
She's your ex[/QUOTE]
It might have been for an [b]ex[/b]ample?
[QUOTE=Hazardline;31384990][B][I]tl;dr my life gets pretty much torn apart by a girl[/I][/B]
I was with a girl for about 3 years - pretty much started going out the first year of highschool. She was the best girl anyone could ask for - smart, funny, understanding, helpful, patient and most of all - open. We were together for about 3 years as I said, happy as ever. We'd met the others parents and they were happy with us been together (despite the fact that her parents were extremely defensive, I had to pretty much guard her at parties we went too (which I was fine with)). Then out of no-where, one of my best mates comes up to me and starts spilling about how me and her are such a terrible couple and should break up because so. At the time I didn't understand where his anger sprung from towards our relationship - until the next day some of my other friends told me that he was really into her. I was in a bit of a predicament - my best mate had been with me pretty much since I got yanked out of my mothers vagina - hell we met in the same hospital. But my girlfriend meant everything to me - so it was a case of friendship vs love.
A couple weeks later, my girlfriends friends (tongue twister?) approached after a tough exam and explained to me how my girlfriend had been having second thoughts about our relationship and was begining to like my best mate - something I never really noticed when he was around her. So there I was - going out with a girl who liked my best mate and my best mate liked. I started to notice that she was drifting away from me - she spent less time with my group and instead took to talking to my mate a lot around the school and in class.
Then one day, after finding out I had to re-sit two exams and that my Aunt had to go in for open heart surgery - I got what I expected all along - she broke up with me right infront of my mate, then walked off with him. He liked her she liked him, it was going to happen. I think that is what happened anyway, I downed two bottles of Whiskey when I got home so I don't have perfect clarity (although I remember waking up in the pantry with a phone and two Whiskey bottles). Needless to say my best mate isn't my friend anymore - he didn't have many friends left when our year level found out what he did (Everyone in our level (the dudes at least) followed the Bro Code pretty closely). After that I pretty much lost motivation to do well in life and school and kind of went into depression, but I wont go into that.
That week stands to be the worst and saddest experience of my life - only a month later my Aunt that had the surgery died due to a heart attack. Whether you wish to believe this or not is up to you - but I know what happened that week and I know how it almost destroyed me (may sound over dramatic I know, but this is as close as I can sum it up with words).[/QUOTE]
You need to man the fuck up. I know it's hard. I feel sorry for you, it really must have been bad. But you have to go on, you can't stay a depressant lonely fag your whole life. This kind of shit happens. Your best mate and girlfriend went after their feelings, I know it hurts, but it's a normal everyday thing. You can't wuss out on life because of this, consider that this made you see that none of those two people were made for you.
Try to use it as a motivation, to become a better man. It worked for me. I'm not saying I'm better, just confident.
[editline]31st July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=UsAirforce;31441097]I banged this girl who I later found out was 15 when I was 19[/QUOTE]
Youngsters becoming bitchier these days, can't blame you.
when she tried to rape me
it happened
I swear to god that was creepy as hell
[QUOTE=rysunles;31457835]when she tried to rape me
it happened
I swear to god that was creepy as hell[/QUOTE]
:q:
[QUOTE=rysunles;31457835]when she tried to rape me
it happened
I swear to god that was creepy as hell[/QUOTE]
Was it a whale creature?
First time I had sex was the absolute worst. It felt like everything conspired against me to have the worst time possible.
My then girlfriend and I ended up going to my friends girlfriends uncle's (yeah, mouthful) place. My friend was pretty cool, but he got stupid when he had some to drink. He gave me one of his condoms to use. His girlfriend though, was a fat, rat-faced bitch. Her nickname was landwhale for obvious reasons. Anyway, my friend neglected to tell me that her uncle was going to be in the house, and the first I knew about it was when he and my friend showed up at my door. Her uncle actually got us a bottle of vodka before we got to his place. It was a small apartment in a complex, it had two rooms and a bathroom. My girlfriend and I didn't have much to drink, just a shot or two - can't say the same for anyone else there. Somehow we all ended up watching porn involving a Brittany spears lookalike. The uncle was creepy, he kept rambling on about his ex wife and made comments about how my girlfriend had "nice tits". To [I]me[/I]. It was already a pretty shitty atmosphere. He went to bed eventually.
We stayed up for a couple hours after. My friend and his girlfriend stepped out of the room to "go do something". We figured this would be the perfect time, so we got to it. Putting on the condom was painful, it was way too damn small, but I wasn't about to let that deter me. I only lasted like six minutes. Might have been due to me trying to get my mind off of the pain of the condom, might have been due to me being shit in bed. Trying to get the condom off was definitely worse than getting it on, I was pretty close to getting a scissors to cut the thing off before my girlfriend helped. Of course, she knocked over the bottle of vodka when she jerked back to get it off. I helped clean it up, and was feeling pretty shitty. Ten minutes later, I heard an "unf, unf" coming from the bathroom. A minute later, it was outright moaning and yelling. My friends girlfriend was moaning at the top of her lungs at three in the fucking morning, in an apartment complex that had walls maybe an inch or two thick. The uncle woke up, and started yelling at them to quiet down. Without any clothes, Landwhale jiggled out towards the door and started bitching out her uncle for [I]not respecting her privacy[/I].
The worst part? After the uncle went to bed again, they tried fucking again about ten feet from me and my girlfriend.
More awkward than bad but...
I have this one friend of which our "friendship" consists mostly of making fun of each other. So she was gone for two days, and the day she comes at the end of our first period class, I call her a skipper, she claims to have had strep throat and then says "I'd happily pass it along to you" The class fell silentand the bell rang a minute later.
Intrestingly enough, I was down with penumonia the entire next week, although I did straggle my way through wednsday.
Not sure if it was a really weird sign of affection or what.
[QUOTE=that1dude24;31462192]First time I had sex was the absolute worst. It felt like everything conspired against me to have the worst time possible.
My then girlfriend and I ended up going to my friends girlfriends uncle's (yeah, mouthful) place. My friend was pretty cool, but he got stupid when he had some to drink. He gave me one of his condoms to use. His girlfriend though, was a fat, rat-faced bitch. Her nickname was landwhale for obvious reasons. Anyway, my friend neglected to tell me that her uncle was going to be in the house, and the first I knew about it was when he and my friend showed up at my door. Her uncle actually got us a bottle of vodka before we got to his place. It was a small apartment in a complex, it had two rooms and a bathroom. My girlfriend and I didn't have much to drink, just a shot or two - can't say the same for anyone else there. Somehow we all ended up watching porn involving a Brittany spears lookalike. The uncle was creepy, he kept rambling on about his ex wife and made comments about how my girlfriend had "nice tits". To [I]me[/I]. It was already a pretty shitty atmosphere. He went to bed eventually.
We stayed up for a couple hours after. My friend and his girlfriend stepped out of the room to "go do something". We figured this would be the perfect time, so we got to it. Putting on the condom was painful, it was way too damn small, but I wasn't about to let that deter me. I only lasted like six minutes. Might have been due to me trying to get my mind off of the pain of the condom, might have been due to me being shit in bed. Trying to get the condom off was definitely worse than getting it on, I was pretty close to getting a scissors to cut the thing off before my girlfriend helped. Of course, she knocked over the bottle of vodka when she jerked back to get it off. I helped clean it up, and was feeling pretty shitty. Ten minutes later, I heard an "unf, unf" coming from the bathroom. A minute later, it was outright moaning and yelling. My friends girlfriend was moaning at the top of her lungs at three in the fucking morning, in an apartment complex that had walls maybe an inch or two thick. The uncle woke up, and started yelling at them to quiet down. Without any clothes, Landwhale jiggled out towards the door and started bitching out her uncle for [I]not respecting her privacy[/I].
The worst part? After the uncle went to bed again, they tried fucking again about ten feet from me and my girlfriend.[/QUOTE]
Even though this must have sucked, it's incredibly funny.
Was standing next to her in science, having a nice chat. Science teacher had a bit of a mishap with some cowlungs, we both got sprayed with blood.
[QUOTE=Deiru;31471667]Was standing next to her in science, having a nice chat. Science teacher had a bit of a mishap with some cowlungs, we both got sprayed with blood.[/QUOTE]Since when was you both inside me?
I guess when a friend of mine told me that she wanted to go out with me, and then broke up with me the next day becuase, she didn't want it to ruin our friendship.
And then a day later, another girl that liked me asked me out, and then broke up with me the next day becuase, she didn't feel a "spark" between us.
I went threw two girlfriends in a matter of two days. :|
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