The Worst Experience You've Had With A Girl. - General

[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;31506320]There's this relatively nice girl I was looking to ask out. Literally the day I was looking for her, I learned that her mother had died and she was out at a funeral.[/QUOTE]This may sound bad to some of you but yea. Use this to your advantage, she will want someone to help support her. Be there for her.

[QUOTE=Science;31506337]This may sound bad to some of you but yea. Use this to your advantage, she will want someone to help support her. Be there for her.[/QUOTE] I would, but, due to such an event, there's a horde of "protective" opportunistic drama whores surrounding her at all times, trying to score brownie points by acting sympathetic. I can barely get close to her without nearly being cussed out because it seems like I'm taking advantage of her for a quick fuck. I'm serious about the "opportunistic" part, I've met said whores before, and they are very unpleasant people who don't really care for others.

[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;31506516]I would, but, due to such an event, there's a horde of "protective" opportunistic drama whores surrounding her at all times, trying to score brownie points by acting sympathetic. I can barely get close to her without nearly being cussed out because it seems like I'm taking advantage of her for a quick fuck. I'm serious about the "opportunistic" part, I've met said whores before, and they are very unpleasant people who don't really care for others.[/QUOTE] Ask her for lunch or something. Set something up to give her and you privacy.

[QUOTE=Wormy;31512353]Off topic, but relevant. I have never been in love with anyone, and im 15 years old. Is this normal? It's starting to worry me.[/QUOTE] Well, thats not that abnormal. Have you ever had a girlfriend?

Huh, well it's not abnormal, but I think you should start going to more parties and be with friends some more. Sorry if it sounds harsh, but it's what I did, and it was probably the best thing I've ever done for myself.

[QUOTE=Wormy;31512572]Getting friends in my school aint easy. Well, not all of them are enemies but we are not really friends.[/QUOTE] Consider moving to a different school then. I did that too.

Good luck, bro :smile:

I know this girl, and we're got this "friends with benefits" thing going on. Every fuck equals a favour. Long story short, I ended up starring in a Murder Mystery thing in a church hall while wearing a sparkly cocktail dress, a blond with and, because the heels wouldn't fit me, boots. I looked [I]amazing.[/I]

New bad one: Handjob in a church graveyard, accidentally jizz on church door (was drunk)

I've got one, in class we were putting together our final writing assignments for turn-in, hot chick bends over, 'dat ass makes me lose focus and I staple my hand to my paper. That was my worst experience involving a girl I could think of.

I had a small puppylove in 3rd grade. I made the mistake of writing a love note and when she found out that I liked her, she fucking SCREAMED, which shot my self esteem, and coupled with being in a Christian Private School for 6 years, gave me social anxiety and made me eat to solve and now I'm fat.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBM59wjkf44[/url] I think this should be the official theme song of this thread...

[QUOTE=sex panther;31518247][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBM59wjkf44[/url] I think this should be the official theme song of this thread...[/QUOTE] Approved. Forever alone D':

My mate that's a Lesbian tried to make a move on me. I slapped her so hard she actually started to bleed.

[QUOTE=nimaratu;31533179]My mate that's a Lesbian tried to make a move on me. I slapped her so hard she actually started to bleed.[/QUOTE] You complete douchebag. Even if some beta-as-fuck guy tried to make a move on me, I wouldn't be a cunt like that.

[QUOTE=nimaratu;31533179]My mate that's a Lesbian tried to make a move on me. I slapped her so hard she actually started to bleed.[/QUOTE] uh

[QUOTE=nimaratu;31533179]My mate that's a Lesbian tried to make a move on me. I slapped her so hard she actually started to bleed.[/QUOTE] no you didn't ps: if you did then you're a moron maybe just a bitch, dunno

[QUOTE=nimaratu;31533179]My mate that's a Lesbian tried to make a move on me. I slapped her so hard she actually started to bleed.[/QUOTE] No, Just No. Go away.

I was asked by a good friend to come and help her out with some algebra homework. So... Being the great friend I am... I go on over to help her out. The door shuts, I sit down, and right as I'm saying "So what do you need hel..." I turn to look at her and she jumps on top of me and is smothering me. While I struggle to breath I notice she has completely horrid breath... Not to mention braces that kept hitting my mouth making small sized cuts. Then like a death grip she grabed my dick obnoxiously hard... I don't think she was aware that I wasn't enjoying a bit of it... Despite how good looking she was. [sp] Fortunately she had a pretty nice chest. Which is about the only thing I did enjoy after she took her shirt off. [/sp]

[QUOTE=SystemOfAnUp;31535216]I was asked by a good friend to come and help her out with some algebra homework. So... Being the great friend I am... I go on over to help her out. The door shuts, I sit down, and right as I'm saying "So what do you need hel..." I turn to look at her and she jumps on top of me and is smothering me. While I struggle to breath I notice she has completely horrid breath... Not to mention braces that kept hitting my mouth making small sized cuts. Then like a death grip she grabed my dick obnoxiously hard... I don't think she was aware that I wasn't enjoying a bit of it... Despite how good looking she was. [sp] Fortunately she had a pretty nice chest. Which is about the only thing I did enjoy after she took her shirt off. [/sp][/QUOTE]you should've started pissing when she grabbed your dick and she probably would've thought you came and she would try to drink it so she would drink your piss

[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;31535290]you should've started pissing when she grabbed your dick and she probably would've thought you came and she would try to drink it so she would drink your piss[/QUOTE] yeah that's not how it works

[QUOTE=Deiru;31504438]Oh god, I lost a girl to a drummer too...why is it always the drummers?[/QUOTE] I'm a drummer and I lost my girl to the bassist lol

Holy shit, girls are the worst at handjobs. If you don't know what you're doing and you don't want to cause dick trauma, then it's best to leave it the fuck alone.

My sister, me, my gf, and my friend were all playing twister. I eventually got in a position where my gf's ass was touching my cock and I (Obviously) got erect so I tried to move a bit but then my friend notices it and says "Looks like someone bought a Washington Monument." Everyone started laughing. :(

[QUOTE=jetboy;31536816]My sister, me, my gf, and my friend were all playing twister. I eventually got in a position where my gf's ass was touching my cock and I (Obviously) got erect so I tried to move a bit but then my friend notices it and says "Looks like someone bought a Washington Monument." Everyone started laughing. :([/QUOTE] Thats not bad at all. Unless they were laughing like to mock you, or something.

[QUOTE=Revanold;31536675]I'm a drummer and I lost my girl to the bassist lol[/QUOTE] So did I... Bassists are useless

i didn't lose my girl to my drummer because my drummer is fucking insane and incredibly annoying yet he's so damn good at drums, dilemma in the making.

Our drummer is a fagget. We hate him, but he's still so damn good at drums. [editline]5th August 2011[/editline] / drummer bassist talk

I am a drummer and I can't find anyone else to play with so I just stick to my drumset covering songs to myself and also high school drumline [editline]5th August 2011[/editline] I have also never had a girlfriend [editline]5th August 2011[/editline] Or even kissed anyone

she went for a kiss I went for a hug and it woulda been my first (was 13) :suicide: