Ok time for a serious one. I figured I owe it to you guys after all the shitposting I did here :P
I was in 8th grade. I just finished playing my one and only show with a shitty band that some weird guy invited me to, we were kind of friends at the time, but he was just too weird so I'm not friends with him any more. After the show, I hung out with the band at the oyster bar we played at. Apparently, there was a group of girls there who were friends with the weird guy. We sat down at their table and I didn't say a word as I didn't know any of them. I didn't think of any of them either; I thought I would never see them again. Fast forward to the next week. One of the band members tells me that this girl wants to go out with me. I asked him who, and he said one of the people at the bar. I couldn't remember them, so I asked him to lead me to her. I wasn't really thinking at the time, as I had never had a girlfriend before. I see her, and she's about 5 inches shorter than me, which was weird, considering I was really short back then (5'3"). I didn't make an opinion on her, strangely. I had never seen her before. I didn't think she was cute, or ugly. Kind of like how you think of people on the street. I said yes to the date without any hesitation. It was a movie double date. So, at the day of the date, I tell my parents I'm going to see a movie with friends. I told them it wasn't a date. To this day they have no idea that I had a girlfriend for about a week. So, we get at the date, she is there, we go into the movie, etc. The movie was The Blind Side. I sat next to my date, and focused on the movie the whole time. It was a pretty good movie. I never even laid my eyes on my date. We finished the movie, we go outside. She says she is cold and needs a hug. I hug her. The next few days went okay, I tried to do a little kiss on the cheek in the hallway before the bell rang, but when I tried to it didn't really work out. When we held hands in the hallway, everyone had faces like :O. I guess they all think my ugly, short ass would never find someone. By the way, the girl I was dating was considered one the hottest girls in school. Everyone asked "Did you bang her yet?". I always said "No". I arranged another date over facebook, this time just walking around the neighborhood near her house. It was a cold day on the date. My hands were cold, she commented. We were walking. We even told each other beforehand that we would kiss on this date. So, we walked for a good 30 minutes, and then we sat down on the sidewalk. We talk to each other for a bit about bukkake (just kidding). She says that her last boyfriend didn't kiss her until the 6th date. She said "I hope that doesn't happen to us". We both look at eachother. I go in for the kill. Then I remembered I don't know how to kiss. So I open my mouth and try to so a suction cup move on her mouth. She is like "what" and I was like "sorry sorry oh god" and she was like "it's okay" and then she tried again. It was a closed mouth one, just like the one I gave my mom when I was younger. She says she has to go. I couldn't handle the embarrassment. The next day, I chat her on facebook, and after exchanging welcomes, she says "You are the best thing that's ever happened to me. Don't sweat yesterday. The fact that we are still together means we will be together forever. I love you." But right after the posts that (literally milliseconds) I hit the "enter" button on my keyboard. The message I sent her was "I am breaking up with you. Bye."
I read her message, and exited facebook. I was pretty chill. The next day was a Monday. I wasn't afriad of having to face her, I would just ignore her. The next day at school, I didn't see her. I see people staring at me. I wonder what happened. Then one of her girlfriends comes up to me. "Did you hear what happened? You must be heartbroken." (Nobody knows I broke up with her yet.) I say, "Huh, what happened?"
"Her dad went crazy last night. He grabbed a pistol and shot her mom. She went into her bedroom after she heard the gunshot. Her dad shot through her door and missed her. Her dad then shot himself."
[QUOTE=Zethiwag;31536812]Holy shit, girls are the worst at handjobs. If you don't know what you're doing and you don't want to cause dick trauma, then it's best to leave it the fuck alone.[/QUOTE]
"Handjobs are like Kix. They're nice and all but you know what I really want"
shamelessly stolen.
wow talk about bad timing
Fuck, thats depressing as fuck.
[QUOTE=Devazzor;30972375]She saw my balls :([/QUOTE]
Well I had that experience with a male friend, but I swear to God that it didn't actually happen. He kept insisting that he did and would try really hard to act disturbed.
I've never had a girlfriend.
[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;31537998]Ok time for a serious one. I figured I owe it to you guys after all the shitposting I did here :P
I was in 8th grade. I just finished playing my one and only show with a shitty band that some weird guy invited me to, we were kind of friends at the time, but he was just too weird so I'm not friends with him any more. After the show, I hung out with the band at the oyster bar we played at. Apparently, there was a group of girls there who were friends with the weird guy. We sat down at their table and I didn't say a word as I didn't know any of them. I didn't think of any of them either; I thought I would never see them again. Fast forward to the next week. One of the band members tells me that this girl wants to go out with me. I asked him who, and he said one of the people at the bar. I couldn't remember them, so I asked him to lead me to her. I wasn't really thinking at the time, as I had never had a girlfriend before. I see her, and she's about 5 inches shorter than me, which was weird, considering I was really short back then (5'3"). I didn't make an opinion on her, strangely. I had never seen her before. I didn't think she was cute, or ugly. Kind of like how you think of people on the street. I said yes to the date without any hesitation. It was a movie double date. So, at the day of the date, I tell my parents I'm going to see a movie with friends. I told them it wasn't a date. To this day they have no idea that I had a girlfriend for about a week. So, we get at the date, she is there, we go into the movie, etc. The movie was The Blind Side. I sat next to my date, and focused on the movie the whole time. It was a pretty good movie. I never even laid my eyes on my date. We finished the movie, we go outside. She says she is cold and needs a hug. I hug her. The next few days went okay, I tried to do a little kiss on the cheek in the hallway before the bell rang, but when I tried to it didn't really work out. When we held hands in the hallway, everyone had faces like :O. I guess they all think my ugly, short ass would never find someone. By the way, the girl I was dating was considered one the hottest girls in school. Everyone asked "Did you bang her yet?". I always said "No". I arranged another date over facebook, this time just walking around the neighborhood near her house. It was a cold day on the date. My hands were cold, she commented. We were walking. We even told each other beforehand that we would kiss on this date. So, we walked for a good 30 minutes, and then we sat down on the sidewalk. We talk to each other for a bit about bukkake (just kidding). She says that her last boyfriend didn't kiss her until the 6th date. She said "I hope that doesn't happen to us". We both look at eachother. I go in for the kill. Then I remembered I don't know how to kiss. So I open my mouth and try to so a suction cup move on her mouth. She is like "what" and I was like "sorry sorry oh god" and she was like "it's okay" and then she tried again. It was a closed mouth one, just like the one I gave my mom when I was younger. She says she has to go. I couldn't handle the embarrassment. The next day, I chat her on facebook, and after exchanging welcomes, she says "You are the best thing that's ever happened to me. Don't sweat yesterday. The fact that we are still together means we will be together forever. I love you." But right after the posts that (literally milliseconds) I hit the "enter" button on my keyboard. The message I sent her was "I am breaking up with you. Bye."
I read her message, and exited facebook. I was pretty chill. The next day was a Monday. I wasn't afriad of having to face her, I would just ignore her. The next day at school, I didn't see her. I see people staring at me. I wonder what happened. Then one of her girlfriends comes up to me. "Did you hear what happened? You must be heartbroken." (Nobody knows I broke up with her yet.) I say, "Huh, what happened?"
"Her dad went crazy last night. He grabbed a pistol and shot her mom. She went into her bedroom after she heard the gunshot. Her dad shot through her door and missed her. Her dad then shot himself."[/QUOTE]
Wow man, that sucks.
[QUOTE=Zorus;31538488]Well I had that experience with a male friend, but I swear to God that it didn't actually happen. He kept insisting that he did and would try really hard to act disturbed.[/QUOTE]
Homophobic
[QUOTE=Revanold;31536675]I'm a drummer and I lost my girl to the bassist lol[/QUOTE]
I'm the girl and I lost my bassist to the drummer
[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;31537998]Ok time for a serious one. I figured I owe it to you guys after all the shitposting I did here :P
I was in 8th grade. I just finished playing my one and only show with a shitty band that some weird guy invited me to, we were kind of friends at the time, but he was just too weird so I'm not friends with him any more. After the show, I hung out with the band at the oyster bar we played at. Apparently, there was a group of girls there who were friends with the weird guy. We sat down at their table and I didn't say a word as I didn't know any of them. I didn't think of any of them either; I thought I would never see them again. Fast forward to the next week. One of the band members tells me that this girl wants to go out with me. I asked him who, and he said one of the people at the bar. I couldn't remember them, so I asked him to lead me to her. I wasn't really thinking at the time, as I had never had a girlfriend before. I see her, and she's about 5 inches shorter than me, which was weird, considering I was really short back then (5'3"). I didn't make an opinion on her, strangely. I had never seen her before. I didn't think she was cute, or ugly. Kind of like how you think of people on the street. I said yes to the date without any hesitation. It was a movie double date. So, at the day of the date, I tell my parents I'm going to see a movie with friends. I told them it wasn't a date. To this day they have no idea that I had a girlfriend for about a week. So, we get at the date, she is there, we go into the movie, etc. The movie was The Blind Side. I sat next to my date, and focused on the movie the whole time. It was a pretty good movie. I never even laid my eyes on my date. We finished the movie, we go outside. She says she is cold and needs a hug. I hug her. The next few days went okay, I tried to do a little kiss on the cheek in the hallway before the bell rang, but when I tried to it didn't really work out. When we held hands in the hallway, everyone had faces like :O. I guess they all think my ugly, short ass would never find someone. By the way, the girl I was dating was considered one the hottest girls in school. Everyone asked "Did you bang her yet?". I always said "No". I arranged another date over facebook, this time just walking around the neighborhood near her house. It was a cold day on the date. My hands were cold, she commented. We were walking. We even told each other beforehand that we would kiss on this date. So, we walked for a good 30 minutes, and then we sat down on the sidewalk. We talk to each other for a bit about bukkake (just kidding). She says that her last boyfriend didn't kiss her until the 6th date. She said "I hope that doesn't happen to us". We both look at eachother. I go in for the kill. Then I remembered I don't know how to kiss. So I open my mouth and try to so a suction cup move on her mouth. She is like "what" and I was like "sorry sorry oh god" and she was like "it's okay" and then she tried again. It was a closed mouth one, just like the one I gave my mom when I was younger. She says she has to go. I couldn't handle the embarrassment. The next day, I chat her on facebook, and after exchanging welcomes, she says "You are the best thing that's ever happened to me. Don't sweat yesterday. The fact that we are still together means we will be together forever. I love you." But right after the posts that (literally milliseconds) I hit the "enter" button on my keyboard. The message I sent her was "I am breaking up with you. Bye."
I read her message, and exited facebook. I was pretty chill. The next day was a Monday. I wasn't afriad of having to face her, I would just ignore her. The next day at school, I didn't see her. I see people staring at me. I wonder what happened. Then one of her girlfriends comes up to me. "Did you hear what happened? You must be heartbroken." (Nobody knows I broke up with her yet.) I say, "Huh, what happened?"
"Her dad went crazy last night. He grabbed a pistol and shot her mom. She went into her bedroom after she heard the gunshot. Her dad shot through her door and missed her. Her dad then shot himself."[/QUOTE]
:(
[QUOTE=~ZOMG;31550604]:([/QUOTE]
You quoted the whole story just to post ":("... the fuck is wrong with you?
Let me try again.
[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;31537998]Ok time for a serious one. I figured I owe it to you guys after all the shitposting I did here :P
I was in 8th grade. I just finished playing my one and only show with a shitty band that some weird guy invited me to, we were kind of friends at the time, but he was just too weird so I'm not friends with him any more. After the show, I hung out with the band at the oyster bar we played at. Apparently, there was a group of girls there who were friends with the weird guy. We sat down at their table and I didn't say a word as I didn't know any of them. I didn't think of any of them either; I thought I would never see them again. Fast forward to the next week. One of the band members tells me that this girl wants to go out with me. I asked him who, and he said one of the people at the bar. I couldn't remember them, so I asked him to lead me to her. I wasn't really thinking at the time, as I had never had a girlfriend before. I see her, and she's about 5 inches shorter than me, which was weird, considering I was really short back then (5'3"). I didn't make an opinion on her, strangely. I had never seen her before. I didn't think she was cute, or ugly. Kind of like how you think of people on the street. I said yes to the date without any hesitation. It was a movie double date. So, at the day of the date, I tell my parents I'm going to see a movie with friends. I told them it wasn't a date. To this day they have no idea that I had a girlfriend for about a week. So, we get at the date, she is there, we go into the movie, etc. The movie was The Blind Side. I sat next to my date, and focused on the movie the whole time. It was a pretty good movie. I never even laid my eyes on my date. We finished the movie, we go outside. She says she is cold and needs a hug. I hug her. The next few days went okay, I tried to do a little kiss on the cheek in the hallway before the bell rang, but when I tried to it didn't really work out. When we held hands in the hallway, everyone had faces like :O. I guess they all think my ugly, short ass would never find someone. By the way, the girl I was dating was considered one the hottest girls in school. Everyone asked "Did you bang her yet?". I always said "No". I arranged another date over facebook, this time just walking around the neighborhood near her house. It was a cold day on the date. My hands were cold, she commented. We were walking. We even told each other beforehand that we would kiss on this date. So, we walked for a good 30 minutes, and then we sat down on the sidewalk. We talk to each other for a bit about bukkake (just kidding). She says that her last boyfriend didn't kiss her until the 6th date. She said "I hope that doesn't happen to us". We both look at eachother. I go in for the kill. Then I remembered I don't know how to kiss. So I open my mouth and try to so a suction cup move on her mouth. She is like "what" and I was like "sorry sorry oh god" and she was like "it's okay" and then she tried again. It was a closed mouth one, just like the one I gave my mom when I was younger. She says she has to go. I couldn't handle the embarrassment. The next day, I chat her on facebook, and after exchanging welcomes, she says "You are the best thing that's ever happened to me. Don't sweat yesterday. The fact that we are still together means we will be together forever. I love you." But right after the posts that (literally milliseconds) I hit the "enter" button on my keyboard. The message I sent her was "I am breaking up with you. Bye."
I read her message, and exited facebook. I was pretty chill. The next day was a Monday. I wasn't afriad of having to face her, I would just ignore her. The next day at school, I didn't see her. I see people staring at me. I wonder what happened. Then one of her girlfriends comes up to me. "Did you hear what happened? You must be heartbroken." (Nobody knows I broke up with her yet.) I say, "Huh, what happened?"
"Her dad went crazy last night. He grabbed a pistol and shot her mom. She went into her bedroom after she heard the gunshot. Her dad shot through her door and missed her. Her dad then shot himself."[/QUOTE]
This makes me sad.
Out of interest, what was your reaction Meatpuppet?
[QUOTE=Meller Yeller;31539425]I'm the girl and I lost my bassist to the drummer[/QUOTE]
Im a keyboard player and I got molested by a drunk girl in a bar
Well I was in quite an awkward spot, having to choose out of three girls who all liked me (you may think I'm lucky, but wait for it.) One was one of my best friends (who I didn't see more in as a friend), one was one of the populair girls (Who apperantly was only screwing with my mind, doing experiments about how I'd react to certain situations. But Damn, I liked her) and lastly a girl who was (and still is) quite depressed, whom I loved like a brother, but told her that could change. She however went on and told the girl who I really liked, girl numero 2, that I had feelings for girl 3. That led to girl 2 losing interest, me being mad at girl 3 and girl 1 thinking it was rude of me not to tell girl 2 that I liked someone else. Damn. three girls who liked me, gone with just one sentence.
[QUOTE=Denmen707;31572801]Well I was in quite an awkward spot, having to choose out of three girls who all liked me (you may think I'm lucky, but wait for it.) One was one of my best friends (who I didn't see more in as a friend), one was one of the populair girls (Who apperantly was only screwing with my mind, doing experiments about how I'd react to certain situations. But Damn, I liked her) and lastly a girl who was (and still is) quite depressed, whom I loved like a brother, but told her that could change. She however went on and told the girl who I really liked, girl numero 2, that I had feelings for girl 3. That led to girl 2 losing interest, me being mad at girl 3 and girl 1 thinking it was rude of me not to tell girl 2 that I liked someone else. Damn. three girls who liked me, gone with just one sentence.[/QUOTE]
Actually, you just ripped off The hard times of RJ Berger
[QUOTE=Logic Studio;31573295]Actually, you just ripped off The hard times of RJ Berger[/QUOTE]Honestly I have no idea what that is.My first kiss was amazingly awkward, but not that bad of a experience.
Long story short. Had a 3 month relationship that turned out to be a prolonged 3 month rejection. How hard is "no"?
Talk to girl for 2 months, ask out. talk another month. Says it wouldn't work because she's moving. she doesn't. she has a boyfriend the following day.
My reaction.
[IMG]http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/071/874/original/notasingle.jpg[/IMG]
Didn't even give a shit. You gotta be able to leave at a moments notice and leave it all behind.
My contribution to this thread is not an experience, but rather a weird situation im in, and maybe some of you could give me some advice. Okay, so I currently hang out in a group of three other friends, and we have known each other since we were in preschool. We are all around the age of 16. So one of my friends, we will just call him John. He has had a good amount of girlfriends in his past, and he always jumps from one girl to another, without really making anything out of his relationships. Recently, at a party, he introduced me to his newest girlfriend. We will call her Jill. Now, I had met Jill about a month before this party, and the first time I met her, I thought she was beautiful. So we had a little conversation about how we had seen each other before, and she seemed to like talking to me. Since John was such a close friend, I just kind of let go of the idea of ever going for her. About a month later, I was at a party, where my friend John and his girlfriend were there too. So, fairly late in the night, after all of have gotten very drunk, my friend goes to the bathroom. At that point me, John, and Jill were on a couch, I was on the end, John in the middle, and Jill at the other end. So, me being drunk, I didn't notice him leave, so I turn to my left to ask him something but he is not there. His girlfriend sees me, and tells me he went to the bathroom, then she moved next to me, and asked me if I had a question for him, and as she told me this, she put her hand on my thigh. I just said no, and I remember she kind of kept looking at me after I replied, and gave me like a smile. I wasn't sure what to do considering it was my friends girl, so I kind of gave a smile back and moved away without it being awkward. Now, I never told my friend about it, but every time I see Jill she always talks with me a lot, and tries to start conversations with me. One time she started to tell me how good looking she thought I am, and stuff. So I think she likes me, but knows that my friendship with John could be hurt.
Another thing I have noticed (facebook) is that my friend has been talking to his most recent girlfriend before Jill, so in my head im thinking he must still like the old girl, and not the new one that much. He doesn't even have his relationship status as taken or whatever. There have been times that he acts like the only reason hes dating Jill is because guys think shes cute. So I don't really what to do at this point, and me never having a girlfriend before would love to be with Jill.
What do you guys think? Should I hint to Jill the next time I see her, and if so how? Or should I just lay low and wait it out and hope they break it off?
Well 2 days ago my GF was giving me head, Right as i was about to cum, i farted. In her face. She laughed and went to go call her best friend and tell her about it.
I think Louis CK said it best.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78The5o5KZc&hd=1[/media]
Women will shit in your heart
[editline]7th August 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Zman246;31578554]My contribution to this thread is not an experience, but rather a weird situation im in, and maybe some of you could give me some advice. Okay, so I currently hang out in a group of three other friends, and we have known each other since we were in preschool. We are all around the age of 16. So one of my friends, we will just call him John. He has had a good amount of girlfriends in his past, and he always jumps from one girl to another, without really making anything out of his relationships. Recently, at a party, he introduced me to his newest girlfriend. We will call her Jill. Now, I had met Jill about a month before this party, and the first time I met her, I thought she was beautiful. So we had a little conversation about how we had seen each other before, and she seemed to like talking to me. Since John was such a close friend, I just kind of let go of the idea of ever going for her. About a month later, I was at a party, where my friend John and his girlfriend were there too. So, fairly late in the night, after all of have gotten very drunk, my friend goes to the bathroom. At that point me, John, and Jill were on a couch, I was on the end, John in the middle, and Jill at the other end. So, me being drunk, I didn't notice him leave, so I turn to my left to ask him something but he is not there. His girlfriend sees me, and tells me he went to the bathroom, then she moved next to me, and asked me if I had a question for him, and as she told me this, she put her hand on my thigh. I just said no, and I remember she kind of kept looking at me after I replied, and gave me like a smile. I wasn't sure what to do considering it was my friends girl, so I kind of gave a smile back and moved away without it being awkward. Now, I never told my friend about it, but every time I see Jill she always talks with me a lot, and tries to start conversations with me. One time she started to tell me how good looking she thought I am, and stuff. So I think she likes me, but knows that my friendship with John could be hurt.
Another thing I have noticed (facebook) is that my friend has been talking to his most recent girlfriend before Jill, so in my head im thinking he must still like the old girl, and not the new one that much. He doesn't even have his relationship status as taken or whatever. There have been times that he acts like the only reason hes dating Jill is because guys think shes cute. So I don't really what to do at this point, and me never having a girlfriend before would love to be with Jill.
What do you guys think? Should I hint to Jill the next time I see her, and if so how? Or should I just lay low and wait it out and hope they break it off?[/QUOTE]\
Hint Jill, be discrete, wait until he inevitably dumps her and then don't hesitate (be there for her when she does get dumped)
[editline]7th August 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;31537998]Ok time for a serious one. I figured I owe it to you guys after all the shitposting I did here :P
I was in 8th grade. I just finished playing my one and only show with a shitty band that some weird guy invited me to, we were kind of friends at the time, but he was just too weird so I'm not friends with him any more. After the show, I hung out with the band at the oyster bar we played at. Apparently, there was a group of girls there who were friends with the weird guy. We sat down at their table and I didn't say a word as I didn't know any of them. I didn't think of any of them either; I thought I would never see them again. Fast forward to the next week. One of the band members tells me that this girl wants to go out with me. I asked him who, and he said one of the people at the bar. I couldn't remember them, so I asked him to lead me to her. I wasn't really thinking at the time, as I had never had a girlfriend before. I see her, and she's about 5 inches shorter than me, which was weird, considering I was really short back then (5'3"). I didn't make an opinion on her, strangely. I had never seen her before. I didn't think she was cute, or ugly. Kind of like how you think of people on the street. I said yes to the date without any hesitation. It was a movie double date. So, at the day of the date, I tell my parents I'm going to see a movie with friends. I told them it wasn't a date. To this day they have no idea that I had a girlfriend for about a week. So, we get at the date, she is there, we go into the movie, etc. The movie was The Blind Side. I sat next to my date, and focused on the movie the whole time. It was a pretty good movie. I never even laid my eyes on my date. We finished the movie, we go outside. She says she is cold and needs a hug. I hug her. The next few days went okay, I tried to do a little kiss on the cheek in the hallway before the bell rang, but when I tried to it didn't really work out. When we held hands in the hallway, everyone had faces like :O. I guess they all think my ugly, short ass would never find someone. By the way, the girl I was dating was considered one the hottest girls in school. Everyone asked "Did you bang her yet?". I always said "No". I arranged another date over facebook, this time just walking around the neighborhood near her house. It was a cold day on the date. My hands were cold, she commented. We were walking. We even told each other beforehand that we would kiss on this date. So, we walked for a good 30 minutes, and then we sat down on the sidewalk. We talk to each other for a bit about bukkake (just kidding). She says that her last boyfriend didn't kiss her until the 6th date. She said "I hope that doesn't happen to us". We both look at eachother. I go in for the kill. Then I remembered I don't know how to kiss. So I open my mouth and try to so a suction cup move on her mouth. She is like "what" and I was like "sorry sorry oh god" and she was like "it's okay" and then she tried again. It was a closed mouth one, just like the one I gave my mom when I was younger. She says she has to go. I couldn't handle the embarrassment. The next day, I chat her on facebook, and after exchanging welcomes, she says "You are the best thing that's ever happened to me. Don't sweat yesterday. The fact that we are still together means we will be together forever. I love you." But right after the posts that (literally milliseconds) I hit the "enter" button on my keyboard. The message I sent her was "I am breaking up with you. Bye."
I read her message, and exited facebook. I was pretty chill. The next day was a Monday. I wasn't afriad of having to face her, I would just ignore her. The next day at school, I didn't see her. I see people staring at me. I wonder what happened. Then one of her girlfriends comes up to me. "Did you hear what happened? You must be heartbroken." (Nobody knows I broke up with her yet.) I say, "Huh, what happened?"
"Her dad went crazy last night. He grabbed a pistol and shot her mom. She went into her bedroom after she heard the gunshot. Her dad shot through her door and missed her. Her dad then shot himself."[/QUOTE]
wait are you fucking serious dude
what the FUCK
[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;31537998]Ok time for a serious one. I figured I owe it to you guys after all the shitposting I did here :P
I was in 8th grade. I just finished playing my one and only show with a shitty band that some weird guy invited me to, we were kind of friends at the time, but he was just too weird so I'm not friends with him any more. After the show, I hung out with the band at the oyster bar we played at. Apparently, there was a group of girls there who were friends with the weird guy. We sat down at their table and I didn't say a word as I didn't know any of them. I didn't think of any of them either; I thought I would never see them again. Fast forward to the next week. One of the band members tells me that this girl wants to go out with me. I asked him who, and he said one of the people at the bar. I couldn't remember them, so I asked him to lead me to her. I wasn't really thinking at the time, as I had never had a girlfriend before. I see her, and she's about 5 inches shorter than me, which was weird, considering I was really short back then (5'3"). I didn't make an opinion on her, strangely. I had never seen her before. I didn't think she was cute, or ugly. Kind of like how you think of people on the street. I said yes to the date without any hesitation. It was a movie double date. So, at the day of the date, I tell my parents I'm going to see a movie with friends. I told them it wasn't a date. To this day they have no idea that I had a girlfriend for about a week. So, we get at the date, she is there, we go into the movie, etc. The movie was The Blind Side. I sat next to my date, and focused on the movie the whole time. It was a pretty good movie. I never even laid my eyes on my date. We finished the movie, we go outside. She says she is cold and needs a hug. I hug her. The next few days went okay, I tried to do a little kiss on the cheek in the hallway before the bell rang, but when I tried to it didn't really work out. When we held hands in the hallway, everyone had faces like :O. I guess they all think my ugly, short ass would never find someone. By the way, the girl I was dating was considered one the hottest girls in school. Everyone asked "Did you bang her yet?". I always said "No". I arranged another date over facebook, this time just walking around the neighborhood near her house. It was a cold day on the date. My hands were cold, she commented. We were walking. We even told each other beforehand that we would kiss on this date. So, we walked for a good 30 minutes, and then we sat down on the sidewalk. We talk to each other for a bit about bukkake (just kidding). She says that her last boyfriend didn't kiss her until the 6th date. She said "I hope that doesn't happen to us". We both look at eachother. I go in for the kill. Then I remembered I don't know how to kiss. So I open my mouth and try to so a suction cup move on her mouth. She is like "what" and I was like "sorry sorry oh god" and she was like "it's okay" and then she tried again. It was a closed mouth one, just like the one I gave my mom when I was younger. She says she has to go. I couldn't handle the embarrassment. The next day, I chat her on facebook, and after exchanging welcomes, she says "You are the best thing that's ever happened to me. Don't sweat yesterday. The fact that we are still together means we will be together forever. I love you." But right after the posts that (literally milliseconds) I hit the "enter" button on my keyboard. The message I sent her was "I am breaking up with you. Bye."
I read her message, and exited facebook. I was pretty chill. The next day was a Monday. I wasn't afriad of having to face her, I would just ignore her. The next day at school, I didn't see her. I see people staring at me. I wonder what happened. Then one of her girlfriends comes up to me. "Did you hear what happened? You must be heartbroken." (Nobody knows I broke up with her yet.) I say, "Huh, what happened?"
"Her dad went crazy last night. He grabbed a pistol and shot her mom. She went into her bedroom after she heard the gunshot. Her dad shot through her door and missed her. Her dad then shot himself."[/QUOTE]Fucking shit! that's just... yeah I have no words for this.
[QUOTE=Zman246;31578554]My contribution to this thread is not an experience, but rather a weird situation im in, and maybe some of you could give me some advice. Okay, so I currently hang out in a group of three other friends, and we have known each other since we were in preschool. We are all around the age of 16. So one of my friends, we will just call him John. He has had a good amount of girlfriends in his past, and he always jumps from one girl to another, without really making anything out of his relationships. Recently, at a party, he introduced me to his newest girlfriend. We will call her Jill. Now, I had met Jill about a month before this party, and the first time I met her, I thought she was beautiful. So we had a little conversation about how we had seen each other before, and she seemed to like talking to me. Since John was such a close friend, I just kind of let go of the idea of ever going for her. About a month later, I was at a party, where my friend John and his girlfriend were there too. So, fairly late in the night, after all of have gotten very drunk, my friend goes to the bathroom. At that point me, John, and Jill were on a couch, I was on the end, John in the middle, and Jill at the other end. So, me being drunk, I didn't notice him leave, so I turn to my left to ask him something but he is not there. His girlfriend sees me, and tells me he went to the bathroom, then she moved next to me, and asked me if I had a question for him, and as she told me this, she put her hand on my thigh. I just said no, and I remember she kind of kept looking at me after I replied, and gave me like a smile. I wasn't sure what to do considering it was my friends girl, so I kind of gave a smile back and moved away without it being awkward. Now, I never told my friend about it, but every time I see Jill she always talks with me a lot, and tries to start conversations with me. One time she started to tell me how good looking she thought I am, and stuff. So I think she likes me, but knows that my friendship with John could be hurt.
Another thing I have noticed (facebook) is that my friend has been talking to his most recent girlfriend before Jill, so in my head im thinking he must still like the old girl, and not the new one that much. He doesn't even have his relationship status as taken or whatever. There have been times that he acts like the only reason hes dating Jill is because guys think shes cute. So I don't really what to do at this point, and me never having a girlfriend before would love to be with Jill.
What do you guys think? Should I hint to Jill the next time I see her, and if so how? Or should I just lay low and wait it out and hope they break it off?[/QUOTE]
Let her figure it out. If she doesn't break up with your friend (assuming she likes you), she is probably the kind of person that would rather be with the "wrong" person than taking a chance with a guy she likes more, simply because it's more "safe". If she does break up with him and she seems to like you (assuming you want to be with her, too), go in for the kill some time later. If she asks you, say your honest answer, your friend will hopefully be cool with it. If you know that he won't, I guess bros before hoes applies to some extent.
[QUOTE=Zman246;31578554]My contribution to this thread is not an experience, but rather a weird situation im in, and maybe some of you could give me some advice. Okay, so I currently hang out in a group of three other friends, and we have known each other since we were in preschool. We are all around the age of 16. So one of my friends, we will just call him John. He has had a good amount of girlfriends in his past, and he always jumps from one girl to another, without really making anything out of his relationships. Recently, at a party, he introduced me to his newest girlfriend. We will call her Jill. Now, I had met Jill about a month before this party, and the first time I met her, I thought she was beautiful. So we had a little conversation about how we had seen each other before, and she seemed to like talking to me. Since John was such a close friend, I just kind of let go of the idea of ever going for her. About a month later, I was at a party, where my friend John and his girlfriend were there too. So, fairly late in the night, after all of have gotten very drunk, my friend goes to the bathroom. At that point me, John, and Jill were on a couch, I was on the end, John in the middle, and Jill at the other end. So, me being drunk, I didn't notice him leave, so I turn to my left to ask him something but he is not there. His girlfriend sees me, and tells me he went to the bathroom, then she moved next to me, and asked me if I had a question for him, and as she told me this, she put her hand on my thigh. I just said no, and I remember she kind of kept looking at me after I replied, and gave me like a smile. I wasn't sure what to do considering it was my friends girl, so I kind of gave a smile back and moved away without it being awkward. Now, I never told my friend about it, but every time I see Jill she always talks with me a lot, and tries to start conversations with me. One time she started to tell me how good looking she thought I am, and stuff. So I think she likes me, but knows that my friendship with John could be hurt.
Another thing I have noticed (facebook) is that my friend has been talking to his most recent girlfriend before Jill, so in my head im thinking he must still like the old girl, and not the new one that much. He doesn't even have his relationship status as taken or whatever. There have been times that he acts like the only reason hes dating Jill is because guys think shes cute. So I don't really what to do at this point, and me never having a girlfriend before would love to be with Jill.
What do you guys think? Should I hint to Jill the next time I see her, and if so how? Or should I just lay low and wait it out and hope they break it off?[/QUOTE]
It seems "John" doesn't really have very strong feelings for this girl and would most likely move on quickly, should they break up. If I were you, I would talk to him and tell him that you like her, and then, if you're lucky, he'll understand and back off.
Ok thanks for your advice, I think I will just play it cool, and hope this ends soon.
We were having sex in the shower (not joking) and I forgot I took that anti-slip mat thing back in after cleaning the shower, and needless to say I fell... then she fell, her head hit the faucet and started to bleed I cracked a rid on the side of the shower...... we decided to never do that again.
Well this one is a bit lengthy a pretty recent.
Okay... So about three years ago I saw this girl at school. We had a few classes together, but I could never work up the courage to talk to her because I'm the world's biggest pussy when it comes to girls. One day, I somehow managed to talk to this girl. One thing led to another and we started talking and hanging out. My friends then pressured me to ask her out. So I did, and she said yes. She dumped me less than a week later. I didn't talk to her after that. Until....
One night during the next school year she texted me. I had no idea what would happen next. She had told me that she still liked me, A LOT. I thought this was pretty freaking cool y'know. So I had told my close friend, but it turns out he was "obsessed" with her. He then tries to convince her to go out with him. I didn't find out until she had told me. This guy used to be my best friend, so I did the most noble thing I could do, and I told her to go out with him instead. She said "ok." I hadn't cried so hard in a long time, and it was by far the worst mistake of my life. Needless to say I am no longer friends with that guy. I had moved on after about a month of being depressed, and my life was pretty good. After that I had gone out with two girls, but they too left me for another guy.
So a couple weeks ago I went for a walk, and it just so happens that the girl from two years ago happened to see me. She texted me... again. I knew this was going to end badly. But I always keep coming back for more. So we talked and it turns out that guy that used to be my friend was so obsessive that he went into a depression when she dumped him, and he tried his hardest to make her feel like shit. It worked. So she says that she doesn't want to be in a relationship because she doesn't want to deal with anything serious at the moment. Then she tells me that she wants to be my friend with benefits. So I'm thinking "fuck yeah, this is awesome." I agreed. But a couple hours later I realized that I actually like this girl. I don't want to be just some guy giving it to her, I want to be the guy that's giving it to her. I then started to get depressed because I knew that she wouldn't want to date me.
We had already made plans to "hang out," and I told myself that I would make the best of it and hope for something to change. The day comes and I'm almost to her house, and then she tells me that she can't do anything that day because she has to go out with her mom. It wasn't the first time her mom had ever cock blocked me. A couple days pass and I was hanging out with her brother. That night some other guys and I went skinny dipping with her and her friends. After we all get naked I ask her if we can talk. I didn't really want to talk, I wanted to get down to business. And then we had the most awkward talk ever. She didn't to have any kind of relationship with me at all because she didn't want me to get to attached. She was afraid of me becoming like the last guy, and she was afraid that same guy would get pissed off. I'm standing there in the cold ass water with out any clothes on when she drops this on me. It tore me up. As soon as she turned away I went home. I cried all the way home and all of that night. I've never been this depressed before. I want to beat the shit out of my old friend. I feel like a piece of shit because every woman I've dated has left me because of another guy.
Sorry if it's a bit lengthy, I thought I should tell the whole story so that it makes sense in the end.
Was drinking Dr. Pepper whilst watching a movie with my girlfriend, ended up making out near the end, I burped :v:
I was big friends with a girl, and in a great moment told her that I love her.
She started laughing her ass off, and said stop fooling around :P
There is no way of convincing her to believe me
Well this is some bullshit -.-
I never had a girlfriend, never kissed a girl, never went on a date with a girl. My group of friends is, sadly, consisted of guys and no girls for god knows what reason.
Did I mention I'm a shy motherfucker and girls in my school would most likely rather go out with a douchebag than a nice guy like me? My friend's friend (who is a girl) said that I deserve a nice girl.
Shit sucks.
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