The Worst Experience You've Had With A Girl. - General

[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;31608434]I never had a girlfriend, never kissed a girl, never went on a date with a girl. My group of friends is, sadly, consisted of guys and no girls for god knows what reason. Did I mention I'm a shy motherfucker and girls in my school would most likely[b] rather go out with a douchebag than a nice guy like me[/b]? My friend's friend (who is a girl) said that I deserve a nice girl. Shit sucks.[/QUOTE] nice guy syndrome how bout this, stop being a "nice guy" and start asserting yourself

[QUOTE=God of Ashes;31608529]nice guy syndrome how bout this, stop being a "nice guy" and start asserting yourself[/QUOTE] How do you mean? God I'm a dumbass in these conversations. :(

[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;31608743]How do you mean? God I'm a dumbass in these conversations. :([/QUOTE] Basically, nut up and stop waiting for a chick to ask you out. Their miniscule instinct-based brains find assertion and dominance to be a sign of being a good source of genes and, as such, an ideal partner. Abuse biology and basic psychology for fuck and profit!

[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;31608743]How do you mean? God I'm a dumbass in these conversations. :([/QUOTE] I'll put this bluntly, stop being such a little bitch. Get it now?

[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;31609028]Basically, nut up and stop waiting for a chick to ask you out. Their miniscule instinct-based brains find assertion and dominance to be a sign of being a good source of genes and, as such, an ideal partner. Abuse biology and basic psychology for fuck and profit![/QUOTE]Yeah, the only girls that ask guys out have crazy dads.

[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;31609436]Yeah, the only girls that ask guys out have crazy dads.[/QUOTE] Urgh, what...? Also, the hardest part in asking a girl out is realizing it's not hard at all.

One of my best friends had been dating this girl for about 4 months, and me and the girl had talked a lot due to her dating my best friend and all, so I eventually developed a HUGE crush on her. One night I was chillin with another friend and I got a text from her (best friends girl) asking if I liked her, I said "of course I do, you're a fun person and (best friend here) seems to really enjoy you." she replied "No, do you like me, do you want to date me." so I was sitting there like "oh fuck what do I do." and my friend tells me to go for it (fucking asshole). I tell her that I do indeed have feelings for her in that way, she tells me that she has the same feelings for me and has actually liked me for about 3 months now (keep in mind her and my friend have been dating for only 4 months at the time) Instead of thinking "wow what a bitch, (best friend) is gonna be so hurt." I think "sweet". So, a week passes, we go on a secret date, nothing really happens, we just have a good time. Later that night she texts me saying she wants to be with me, not my friend. I agreed. My friend calls me asking me if (Girlfriends name here) has said anything to me about liking me or anything, I tell him the truth. After some threats of "I'm gonna kick your ass" and stuff like that he hangs up. I feel like an asshole, but I'm also thinking "sweet I'm gonna have a girlfriend soon" (would have been my first) I go to sleep with mixed emotions, feeling accomplished and like a dick. I wake up with missed calls from the girl and several texts from her as well. She said she didn't know what to do and was going to take time to think about it. Things go on, my friend and her stay together somehow, but she still has feelings for me and I still have feelings for her. We keep talking a lot, had another secret date, she tells me she loves me. At this point I should have reeeeaaallly seen how fucked things had gotten, but no, after a pause I say I love her too. We sit there for a bit, then I take her home. Nothing physical or anything. A few days later she says she doesn't want to be with me, but not because she didn't want to hurt my best friend anymore, but because she didn't want to have to teach me to be physically romantic. I was so distraught I began to tell her how much I loved her (or thought I loved her) and go into a depression for a while. Another week or two passes, and my friend and the girl are still together, and me and the girl still talk. I picked myself up rather quickly. I start to notice things about the girl that should have been painfully obvious before. She was a bitch. She said things about people that just crossed so many lines. (one person in particular would end up being my future and current girlfriend) One day, she asks me why I'm friends with (other friends name), she starts to completely rag on this friend of mine. I get pissed and call her out on being a huge bitch all the time. That was it. There were hard feelings for a little bit, but we all got over it eventually. Obviously me and my best friend were no longer best friends, but still friends, I still talk to the guy today, and him and the girl are actually still together now 2 years later. tl;dr: Best friends girl likes me, I like girl, best friend gets mad, me and girl never really go out, I notice girl is a bitch, everyone miraculously stays buds. Even though today we're all cool, it was probably the worst experience I've had with a girl. Holy shit long ass post.

[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;31608743]How do you mean? God I'm a dumbass in these conversations. :([/QUOTE] Girls are assholes, and they like to date assholes. You are also an asshole, you're just not an asshole with self confidence.

those assholes that have gf dont even have them 4 too long. 6 months max, because the girl realises in that time that the guy is just cool but a terrible lover and boyfriend who doesnt answer calls, and like doesnt talk to the girl for a week and cheats on her.. Its true, i know a lot of girls that ended that way... But They will NEVER date friendly guys, its all about the looks and the coolness, never how much fun u have with him or how friendly he is to u. So be a asshole if u want a girlfriend. Or u have 23% chance of finding a girl that will like u and will want to be ur girlfriend. But thats hardly gonna happen. Like me ill probably balls it up, probably ill drive drunk her home from a party and drive off the road and kill her. :(

[QUOTE=mr.sofa;31612304]those assholes that have gf dont even have them 4 too long. 6 months max, because the girl realises in that time that the guy is just cool but a terrible lover and boyfriend who doesnt answer calls, and like doesnt talk to the girl for a week and cheats on her.. Its true, i know a lot of girls that ended that way... But They will NEVER date friendly guys, its all about the looks and the coolness, never how much fun u have with him or how friendly he is to u. So be a asshole if u want a girlfriend. Or u have 23% chance of finding a girl that will like u and will want to be ur girlfriend. But thats hardly gonna happen. Like me ill probably balls it up, probably ill drive drunk her home from a party and drive off the road and kill her. :([/QUOTE] Um, you okay, dude? You been drinking?

[QUOTE=~ZOMG;31612463]Um, you okay, dude? You been drinking?[/QUOTE] God damit no! Just pissed thats all its just this pic thats pissing me off and reminding me of ME [img]http://troll.me/images/forever-alone/-forever-alone.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=mr.sofa;31612304]Or u have 23% chance of finding a girl that will like u and will want to be ur girlfriend.[/QUOTE] Rated optimistic.

[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;31608434]I never had a girlfriend, never kissed a girl, never went on a date with a girl. My group of friends is, sadly, consisted of guys and no girls for god knows what reason. Did I mention I'm a shy motherfucker and girls in my school would most likely rather go out with a douchebag than a nice guy like me? My friend's friend (who is a girl) said that I deserve a nice girl. Shit sucks.[/QUOTE] If your friend's friend (what) says you deserve a girlfriend, go do something about it. A girl is not going to ask a boy she's never talked to before out. That doesn't mean you should satrt a conversation without any reason, try get to know some of your friend's friends better (girls from your class is generally not a good idea), by going to the movies or something and get your friend to introduce you.

I need to remember to not NOT take advantage of drunk chicks the next time I'm out partying. Last time I met a nice girl that was a bit too tipsy for her own good, I helped her around and she followed me home. We shared bed, and had interesting talks together. I decided to not take advantage of her when she was drunk, because it felt like kind of an asshole thing to do. The next day she goes home, and we exchange phone numbers. A few days later I call her... she tells me she was interested in more back then then, but thinks that it would be best if we could just remain friends instead :3 I of course act as if everything was just fine, but after being rejected in this manner I really didn't feel any real motivation to ever call her again.

Sort of related: a friend of mine was drunk and going homo from a party when she ran into this girl from the party that needed a place to stay. Being the generous guy he was, he let her stay at his, and, when he asleep, they had sex. He got raped. By a fat chick. A fat, ugly chick. For some reason I'm not disgusted at all at that, actually a bit amused, whereas if the roles were reversed I would find it really fucked up. [editline]9th August 2011[/editline] And it was his first time.

[QUOTE=mr.sofa;31612304]those assholes that have gf dont even have them 4 too long. 6 months max, because the girl realises in that time that the guy is just cool but a terrible lover and boyfriend who doesnt answer calls, and like doesnt talk to the girl for a week and cheats on her.. Its true, i know a lot of girls that ended that way... But They will NEVER date friendly guys, its all about the looks and the coolness, never how much fun u have with him or how friendly he is to u. So be a asshole if u want a girlfriend. Or u have 23% chance of finding a girl that will like u and will want to be ur girlfriend. But thats hardly gonna happen. Like me ill probably balls it up, probably ill drive drunk her home from a party and drive off the road and kill her. :([/QUOTE] [QUOTE=God of Ashes;31609295] stop being such a little bitch. [/QUOTE]

Guys one more thing. If u go out to a lot of parties and stuff u will find a girl I guarantee, but the other day u find out she is taken, or is better looking when you're drunk XD

[QUOTE=mr.sofa;31630785]Guys one more thing. If u go out to a lot of parties and stuff u will find a girl I guarantee, but the other day u find out she is taken, or is better looking when you're drunk XD[/QUOTE] Everything is better when you're drunk

I don't really know where else to post this. Some of you know I broke up with my girlfriend of 7 months last months, recently she's began speaking to our mutual friends and MY housemates about our relationship, she's met a new guy and started dating him, and for whatever reason, she feels that this means she can tell lies to our mutual friends and my house mates. For example, when we broke up she rang me several times crying down the phone asking me to visit her, she is claiming it was the other way round when I have proof of her ringing me. She's lied about the amount of time we spent together, told people we know that our nearly 8 month relationship was a "rebound", which to me screams crazy, why would you date someone for that length of time as a "rebound"? Claimed I was a jealous boyfriend and she had no idea why when the only instance of me being suspicious of her with another guy was with her ex after she told him she was going to leave me to get back together with him, which i guess doesn't count as suspicious or paranoid ideas as I was right to be concerned. Anyway, she's basically lying about our entire relationship to paint some strange picture of me to our friends and to her new guy (Who is one of my mates, yes it's very weird) I was just wondering how anyone else might approach this. I've told her we aren't ok so that I can take a step back and observe what she does and says to see if she is genuinely the kind of person i want in my life, and she immediately starts spreading lies about me and about us. She baffles me with her childish nature, I just don't understand people like her. The only thing making me think about continueing a friendship with her is that we need to be in constant contact due to university.

I tore my girlfriend and started apologizing :S

[QUOTE=3picFail;31636445]I tore my girlfriend[/QUOTE] what does that mean...

[QUOTE=thisispain;31636518]what does that mean...[/QUOTE] She tore from her V to her A [sp]I don't know I just heard that somewhere[/sp]

[QUOTE=thisispain;31636518]what does that mean...[/QUOTE] it means he brutally murdered her duh

Once, a girl I liked asked me to homecoming. I was like "really?" and she said she was just joking around. :suicide:

[QUOTE=Meller Yeller;31636590]She tore from her V to her A [sp]I don't know I just heard that somewhere[/sp][/QUOTE] i hope he means the fourchette or else i'm a bit freaked out

[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;31608434]I never had a girlfriend, never kissed a girl, never went on a date with a girl. My group of friends is, sadly, consisted of guys and no girls for god knows what reason. Did I mention I'm a shy motherfucker and girls in my school would most likely rather go out with a douchebag than a nice guy like me? My friend's friend (who is a girl) said that I deserve a nice girl. Shit sucks.[/QUOTE] It doesn't matter how nice and kind you are, if you're shy, you're probably never going to get any where. Shy guys are boring as fuck and cause awkward silent moments, which when in a relationship, really isn't very fun.

Thing is, shy guys are only shy when they don't know you.

I was alone with this girl that I liked, but we weren't girlfriend/boyfriend yet, and it was really quiet >.> We started talking and she started moving closer to me and I was like "ohshitohshitohshit" in my head while trying to stay calm. I thought my heart was going to explode or I would just snap from the nervousness and run away then hide in my basement for the rest of my life EDIT: this was back when I was that quiet kid (back in middle school I think) so it might not sound like the worst but holy shit it felt like it

Also, not the worst. Playing cards with target female with other females of her pack. Male members of my pack go away to scavenge and go about their living. Message me with symbols indicating my infatuation from the outside of glass barrier. Target female notices, target female informs the rest of her pack. Pack shares a good laugh.

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;31700275]Thing is, shy guys are only shy when they don't know you.[/QUOTE] Only if you're interested in what they're interested in.