• The Worst Experience You've Had With A Girl.
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That applies to everybody, shy or not. You won't talk much with somebody who doesn't have the same interests as you.
This luckily didn't happen to me, but i saw it. So one of my friends is kissing this girl he picked up the same evening. And this chick was drunk as shit and about 30 seconds after they start making out she pukes into his mouth. I could litterally see the puke coming out from the sides of his mouth. Which also resulted in him puking. Great night.
[QUOTE=Lhp40;31709092]This luckily didn't happen to me, but i saw it. So one of my friends is kissing this girl he picked up the same evening. And this chick was drunk as shit and about 30 seconds after they start making out she pukes into his mouth. I could litterally see the puke coming out from the sides of his mouth. Which also resulted in him puking. Great night.[/QUOTE]And thats how two girls one cup began.
My relationship lasted for 2 hours lol worst experience ever
[QUOTE=The3nD;31709452]My relationship lasted for 2 hours lol worst experience ever[/QUOTE] Sounds fun, what happened?
breaking up in public.
[QUOTE=Typhoonx10;31713739]breaking up in public.[/QUOTE] id have to say breaking up over text is worse. If you had the balls to ask someone out in person have the ball to break it off in person.
[QUOTE=The3nD;31709452]My relationship lasted for 2 hours lol worst experience ever[/QUOTE] Similar thing happened to me before. I really liked this girl for quite some time and she liked me. We talked all the time and we were always flirting and shit, so finally I asked her out and, of course, she said yes. That night, as I was going to bed, I checked my alarm on my phone and I had something like 15 missed calls and a voicemail. It was her, sounding pretty upset, just saying she couldn't go out with me without saying why. That kinda sucked.
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;31700275]Thing is, shy guys are only shy when they don't know you.[/QUOTE] I agree with this. I'm shy around people I don't know too well and cute girls. Once I start talking to them and get warmed up to them then I'm not as shy. It's a vicious cycle or something.
I've never been in a relationship
going to a party w/ some friends, then ending up about to kiss one of 2 hot girls there, then being tackled into the pool by my other two friends. fast forward to end of party, one of my friends ends up kissing and grabbing her number, along with other things. D;
getting cheated on.
[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;31608434]I never had a girlfriend, never kissed a girl, never went on a date with a girl. My group of friends is, sadly, consisted of guys and no girls for god knows what reason. Did I mention I'm a shy motherfucker and girls in my school would most likely rather go out with a douchebag than a nice guy like me? My friend's friend (who is a girl) said that I deserve a nice girl. Shit sucks.[/QUOTE] How old are you? Also "Nice Guy" syndrome is a huge turn off. It's not to say all girls want to be with dickheads, they just don't want a guy who has zero confidence.
[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;31725748]I agree with this. I'm shy around people I don't know too well and cute girls. Once I start talking to them and get warmed up to them then I'm not as shy. It's a vicious cycle or something.[/QUOTE] Why are people so shy around girls, just treat them like people...
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;31730736]Why are people so shy around girls, just treat them like people...[/QUOTE]-snip-
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;31730736]Why are people so shy around girls, just treat them like people...[/QUOTE] It sometimes has to do with the person not interacting enough with girls when they were younger.
Ashley: Met in 5th Grade, Got handjob in 6th, fucked that summer. Never dated. Shelby#1: Met in 6th grade homeroom. Got to 3rd base in girls bathroom in 7thgrade. Megan: Met in 7th grade at football game, went to different school. Dated for 9 months, amazingly smart and stood to proudly. Had sex with her around 8 month mark. Got pregnant, she aborted without telling me, never spoke since. Laura: One of my sisters long friends, were drunk at a party, hooked up and began to see eachother. She was 4 years older then me so it wasnt going to last long but we both enjoyed it. Staci: Met in Biology 10th, Got number 3rd day. Talked forever and to this day kissed once, always been a strange friendship/ what the fuck is this ya know. Tessa: Met in Biology 10th, Got her number a few months in, talked for a bit, eventually wanted to ask her out but it was my b-day so i waited till the next time i saw her which was 4 days later. someone else asked and i was too late. We continued to talk but eventually faded as her and someone else got close. Then after kaleigh we became close again. Leading to one night in a super 8 where we did everything but fuck. The morning came and i could see it fucked up us. dont talk anymore. Brittany#1: Met in Germany 10th grade going into 11, Kissed in Venice. Dated for 1 Year, broke up because Tess started to talk to me again. Got to kiss Tessa and round 3rd. Then For no fucking reason I went back to Brittany. Tessa never talked to me again. And this relationship lasted 6 more months and then it was done. Cassandra: Met through Brittany, did a photoshoot with her, convinced her to go nude. She jumped me and we had sex. Off and on we talk but just akwardness now. Shelby#2: Great photographer, met in 11th photo class. Hooked up off and on for a year or so. Hates me currently. Kaleigh: Met in 12th grade Art Class Ex-model and Junior Olympic Equestrian Rider. Most amazing relationship, gave great head and was one of the most precious things iver ever seen. I messed up and broke up with her, i caved into a thought that something could be better. It wasn't went on a bad spree of drugs and shit. Heather: Friend of Kaleigh met at a party one time. Called her up one night drunk, next day we met up and got to 3rd base. both decided it was dumb. went seperate ways. Brittany#2: Met through Ally who was an old friend along with Alicia, talked for a bit about lost, went for a drive one day and fucked near a lake. Talked occasionally to this day still. Alicia: Old friend, met a while back, hooked up with after Kaleigh to let off steam drunk as shit in my car. Still akward to this day. Jessica: Met over facebook while high and commented on her hair, met up the next day, few days went by of talking then during the last super bowl we fucked and began dating for a month. I kept smoking and ruined that relationship pretty well. Still regret it. Elise: Messed up a text to my mom Elizabeth and was sent to her. We immdiately hit it off and i swore id do ii right this time. Skyped for 8 hours the first time, met her the next day, had a full day of just talking and hanging at the hospital. Couldnt resist and kissed her in the parking lot. Morning came and something was off, she needed time. Then a week came and i we started talking again, hit it off way better. Everything just clicks with her in ways that don't seem forced. Finally collided "had sex" continued going well. Now im leaving for school in 3 days and shes staying here. We arnt dating and shes talking to other guys and is still "in love" with her ex even though she says im "her dream". So now i have to part ways hoping one day we can somehow get it right. ALL in ALL Facepunch. Women are a mystery. and they will forever be like that...
Had the girl I like (we were like best friends) sleep with my friend whilst they were 'drunk'. She was totally out of it but he said he'd sobered up. Still, neither show any remorse I still got to feel tits and pussy that night, just not in a good way, as this girl was so drunk she couldn't piss by herself (as in I had to dress her, walk her over etc). I had to do it because nobody else knew her before this drunken camp
[QUOTE=King of Limbs;31731686] Megan: Met in 7th grade at football game, went to different school. Dated for 9 months, amazingly smart and stood to proudly. Had sex with her around 8 month mark. Got pregnant, she aborted without telling me, never spoke since.[/QUOTE] You lost you v-card at 12 and got a chick preggers the next year? I didn't know it was THAT easy to get laid in the US.
[QUOTE=Snake7;31636784]Once, a girl I liked asked me to homecoming. I was like "really?" and she said she was just joking around. :suicide:[/QUOTE] fuckin hate when some girls do that.. the other day a girl walked up and said "hey, so what class you got next?" with a smile. I was gonna tell her what class i had next and she goes "I'm just kidding i don't give a fuck hahahahaha"
I hate when you're at a party and girls act like the biggest cock teases. I know I'm young and I shouldn't be expecting pussy at this age but seriously.
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First girlfriend I had broke up with me about almost a year and a half ago. She fell out of it, didn't want to be with me anymore. We were together for a year. Fast track to now. We've recently been able to talk again, even if it's still a little awkward thinking about that past. It's mainly been put behind us now, and I don't think she thinks about it. We spent a week together (sounds romantic, hah, I wish) in Canberra for a school Ski/Snowboarding Trip, and that was amazing. I had the most fun I've ever had for that entire week ever since she broke up with me. We joked and laughed for the entire week, and friends mentioned to me that it looked like how we used to look. Happy. She even fell asleep on my shoulder, sharing an iPod. Every single bus and plane ride. That made me so happy, I hadn't felt that safe ever since I'd been with her. Now, this'd be all swell, apart from the fact she's had a fucking boyfriend for over a year now. This used to make me so angry. It's been so long now though that I'm not angry anymore. I want what's best for this girl, and I'm obviously not what's best for her if she broke up with me in the first place. Her boyfriend makes her more happy than I do or ever did, and I've accepted that. I'm happy for her, and I can say that honestly. It just makes me sad now. Knowing that I wasn't good enough and lost something that made us both so happy. I know it wasn't my fault, but I still wonder every day if I could've fixed it. Every single day. I'd take her back in a heartbeat, and I believe I still love her equally as much as I used to. The feeling's just been buried, and it's happened to come back after the whole Ski Trip week. Thing is, I haven't been with her for so long that I've just convinced myself that being close to her ever again won't happen. I think about it all the time, but I know it won't. I've thought about her every single day ever since I've met her, to the point where thinking of how I lost her doesn't hurt anywhere near as much as it used to. I'm sorry I've been ranting a little, I've just had no one to talk to this about, hah. First cut's always the deepest, hey?
Once I was alone with my girlfriend at home. We both decided to have some fun :v: So we were making it out and we wanted to have some sex. When we both were naked I suddently had a fucking [b]Spasm[/b] in my calf and toe. I felt so horrible and I couldn't contain myself so I yelled like a fucking maniac. My girlfriend though that I would die because I just yelled like a fucking moron. Later on we both laughed our asses of.
Well, this wasn't exactly my fault: I was at my sisters place, at a party. I think I was 18 at the time. She has a couch right next her balcony and I was sitting on it. A girl came over and started talking to me. We started kissing and she leaned back and started to slowly move her hand up my leg. ...then my friend opened the balcony door with full force and slammed her unconscious. I'm still kind of mad at him for that.
[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;31744190]Well, this wasn't exactly my fault: I was at my sisters place, at a party. I think I was 18 at the time. She has a couch right next her balcony and I was sitting on it. A girl came over and started talking to me. We started kissing and she leaned back and started to slowly move her hand up my leg. ...then my friend opened the balcony door with full force and slammed her unconscious. I'm still kind of mad at him for that.[/QUOTE]Shouldnt you have been the one slamming her unconcious?
I liked a girl, then we split up because some dumb friend said that we liked each other, everyone was laughing at us and she got mad at me. We had an argue. I said that she will never have a boyfriend. She's a FU***** lesbian NOW! I guess I was right...Fuck my life -.- Looks like lesbians and psychos attract me.
Not with a girlfriend specifically, but I once got kicked in the nuts by a girl for something I didn't do. It was some rumor started on Facebook. I don't even have a Facebook account...
[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;31537998]Ok time for a serious one. I figured I owe it to you guys after all the shitposting I did here :P I was in 8th grade. I just finished playing my one and only show with a shitty band that some weird guy invited me to, we were kind of friends at the time, but he was just too weird so I'm not friends with him any more. After the show, I hung out with the band at the oyster bar we played at. Apparently, there was a group of girls there who were friends with the weird guy. We sat down at their table and I didn't say a word as I didn't know any of them. I didn't think of any of them either; I thought I would never see them again. Fast forward to the next week. One of the band members tells me that this girl wants to go out with me. I asked him who, and he said one of the people at the bar. I couldn't remember them, so I asked him to lead me to her. I wasn't really thinking at the time, as I had never had a girlfriend before. I see her, and she's about 5 inches shorter than me, which was weird, considering I was really short back then (5'3"). I didn't make an opinion on her, strangely. I had never seen her before. I didn't think she was cute, or ugly. Kind of like how you think of people on the street. I said yes to the date without any hesitation. It was a movie double date. So, at the day of the date, I tell my parents I'm going to see a movie with friends. I told them it wasn't a date. To this day they have no idea that I had a girlfriend for about a week. So, we get at the date, she is there, we go into the movie, etc. The movie was The Blind Side. I sat next to my date, and focused on the movie the whole time. It was a pretty good movie. I never even laid my eyes on my date. We finished the movie, we go outside. She says she is cold and needs a hug. I hug her. The next few days went okay, I tried to do a little kiss on the cheek in the hallway before the bell rang, but when I tried to it didn't really work out. When we held hands in the hallway, everyone had faces like :O. I guess they all think my ugly, short ass would never find someone. By the way, the girl I was dating was considered one the hottest girls in school. Everyone asked "Did you bang her yet?". I always said "No". I arranged another date over facebook, this time just walking around the neighborhood near her house. It was a cold day on the date. My hands were cold, she commented. We were walking. We even told each other beforehand that we would kiss on this date. So, we walked for a good 30 minutes, and then we sat down on the sidewalk. We talk to each other for a bit about bukkake (just kidding). She says that her last boyfriend didn't kiss her until the 6th date. She said "I hope that doesn't happen to us". We both look at eachother. I go in for the kill. Then I remembered I don't know how to kiss. So I open my mouth and try to so a suction cup move on her mouth. She is like "what" and I was like "sorry sorry oh god" and she was like "it's okay" and then she tried again. It was a closed mouth one, just like the one I gave my mom when I was younger. She says she has to go. I couldn't handle the embarrassment. The next day, I chat her on facebook, and after exchanging welcomes, she says "You are the best thing that's ever happened to me. Don't sweat yesterday. The fact that we are still together means we will be together forever. I love you." But right after the posts that (literally milliseconds) I hit the "enter" button on my keyboard. The message I sent her was "I am breaking up with you. Bye." I read her message, and exited facebook. I was pretty chill. The next day was a Monday. I wasn't afriad of having to face her, I would just ignore her. The next day at school, I didn't see her. I see people staring at me. I wonder what happened. Then one of her girlfriends comes up to me. "Did you hear what happened? You must be heartbroken." (Nobody knows I broke up with her yet.) I say, "Huh, what happened?" "Her dad went crazy last night. He grabbed a pistol and shot her mom. She went into her bedroom after she heard the gunshot. Her dad shot through her door and missed her. Her dad then shot himself."[/QUOTE] I'm sorry. Holy fuck that must be horrible..
After I dumped her and she got her friends to beat the shit out of me....
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