My dad once sneezed into a girls open mouth as they were making out.
About to kiss girl as i am going to exit the train at my stop.
train's brakes lock up and almost fall on her
[QUOTE=taipan;30871427]Ever woke up next to a whale?[/QUOTE]
It all started when I decided to take a trip to the Valve offices...
Being told "Well I was actually also feeling very interested, but I think it's better if we're just friends".
God, hearing this was just insanely painful. Why do girls do this.
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This is what you fucking get for helping out and not taking advantage of drunk girls.
[QUOTE=Simski;30873664]Being told "Well I was actually also feeling very interested, but I think it's better if we're just friends".
God, hearing this was just insanely painful. Why do girls do this.
This is what you fucking get for helping out and not taking advantage of drunk girls.[/QUOTE]
I know right.
Girls across the street, checking me out.
I'm feeling like a badass motherfucker, so I wink back at them.
Then, there's the millesecond where I turned back and noticed my ego shatter faster than light as I smack straight into the pole.
Probably not the worst but the other day my sister's hot friend walked in on me taking a shit.
Then later on walked in on me wearing only swimshorts and socks
She liked using her teeth and bit through the condom.
hahaha one time i overheard a girl joking to another girl and told her to "date this guy" while pointing at me and the other girl goes "EWWWWW WTF" and i went "-.-"
bye self esteem, il miss you
I did not even have a bad one, which arguably has its advantages and disadvantages.
Found out she was lesbian after letting on to her, the hard way.
We were making out, and i had a terrible cold.
She thought i had a gum.
Aight so me and this fcking hot blonde girl were hrdcoe maing out on my fotbill foold sized bed that was made of the forskin of angles. M 20 mile tonge wet into hre moth nd down her thrat, and she had 50 orgsms from her throat. My 70 kilomets of stel ripened throggh my pants when I tsted her trout juice. My blazing hrad cok went out of my pents and strait for here wet cont. It's like had a mine of it's on. I ws pnding her with the 4orce of ten thousand plants when she said "son what doin( nd it turnt out i was tryin to fck my dad on da toiler
Missing countless opportunities to make a move.
[U][I][B]WHY?![/B][/I][/U]
[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;30875020]Aight so me and this fcking hot blonde girl were hrdcoe maing out on my fotbill foold sized bed that was made of the forskin of angles. M 20 mile tonge wet into hre moth nd down her thrat, and she had 50 orgsms from her throat. My 70 kilomets of stel ripened throggh my pants when I tsted her trout juice. My blazing hrad cok went out of my pents and strait for here wet cont. It's like had a mine of it's on. I ws pnding her with the 4orce of ten thousand plants when she said "son what doin( nd it turnt out i was tryin to fck my dad on da toiler[/QUOTE]
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oh, and btw, my worst moment was when i was walking out of the store to meet my date. She stood on the bus platform and i was about to step on it. then i tripped and laid flat out on the platform right infront of her.
When I discovered she was a weaboo.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;30876319]When I discovered she was a weaboo.[/QUOTE]
Oh God this has happened to me also :byodood:
Well, the girl who I dated for a year just broke up with me less than half an hour ago.
Over facebook.
Stole her virginity while totally drunk. She was my ex and we had split up a year ago.
[QUOTE=Region;30874361]hahaha one time i overheard a girl joking to another girl and told her to "date this guy" while pointing at me and the other girl goes "EWWWWW WTF" and i went "-.-"
bye self esteem, il miss you[/QUOTE]
That's the worst feeling, honestly. These girls are bitches.
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[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;30875020]Aight so me and this fcking hot blonde girl were hrdcoe maing out on my fotbill foold sized bed that was made of the forskin of angles. M 20 mile tonge wet into hre moth nd down her thrat, and she had 50 orgsms from her throat. My 70 kilomets of stel ripened throggh my pants when I tsted her trout juice. My blazing hrad cok went out of my pents and strait for here wet cont. It's like had a mine of it's on. I ws pnding her with the 4orce of ten thousand plants when she said "son what doin( nd it turnt out i was tryin to fck my dad on da toiler[/QUOTE]
o men i gte thsi al teh tiem.
[QUOTE=Zakkin;30876802]Well, the girl who I dated for a year just broke up with me less than half an hour ago.
[b]Over facebook.[/b][/QUOTE]
[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-m6HKqV83kIw/TbSzN3prtNI/AAAAAAAAAGM/KUdzyX9uORg/s320/I+know+that+feel+bro.png[/img]
During middle school, I dated a so called hot chick in the school. Whenever it comes to school dances, people would just become jealous. (People that were jelly were staring at me and her awkwardly while the song wind down) We avoided them as much as possible, then eventually she was hugging me so damn tight that it was literally chest to chest. The song ended and she looked at me with a weird eyebrow twitch then ran off.
well, one time this girl woke up too early eventhough I thought I had measured the dose correctly
Once, a girl SAID SOMETHING TO ME
This one is a little funny.
So me and my juggalo girlfriend are making out on the couch and she tells me "put your hand in the cookie jar ryan" so i do, Start groping her boob. Then she tells me to wait on the couch and she'll be back.
So i'm waiting and she calls my name, Comes in the room, Throws a flaming dart at me and it hits me in my chest and sticks, Goes in about half an inch.
Fucking crazy juggalos man.
Also for the record, She's also stabbed me, Lit me on fire, Threw me out of a moving car, and pushed me off a cliff.
With a girl I was seeing, our first time wasn't that good, so she got really upset afterwards because she thought she was so bad. I talked her round and we had the best sex ever and everything was fixed. v:smile:v
[editline]3rd July 2011[/editline]
That's probably not the worst at all. But it's the worst I can be bothered to think about without getting upset :dance:
Or maybe the time I puked all over a girls driveway.
I liked a girl then I realized she was retarded...
I hugged a girl a little longer than I should have.
[QUOTE=Region;30874361]hahaha one time i overheard a girl joking to another girl and told her to "date this guy" while pointing at me and the other girl goes "EWWWWW WTF" and i went "-.-"
bye self esteem, il miss you[/QUOTE]
Stab them both to death
With your cock
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