Well it was kinda bittersweet I guess. I was making out with this girl and she was on top of me, and I had to pee pretty badly and she was squishing my bladder.
[editline]3rd July 2011[/editline]
Oh and the same girl went at a really weird angle, so that my nose was on her cheek and I could barely breath and I tried to move but then she moved too.
I have a kid in russia
I'm 16
...
[QUOTE=Egevened;30881699]I have a kid in russia
I'm 16
...[/QUOTE]
One time I got called on my cell phone in class. I forgot to put it on silent and the vibrate is really loud. The whole class looked at me and the teacher walked by but she didn't notice. I was so relived when it stopped ringing, but the teacher was still there so I couldn't put it on silence. So then it starts ringing again because I got a voice message. Apparently someone wanted to talk to me about my son Steven.
Finding out my girlfriend of a year kissed her best guy friend and explained to me that she "couldn't stop it". We broke up a month or two later. They are dating now.
When I was a freshman and didn't know two shits about girls my best friends tried to set me up with a sex scoundrel demon girl, she at one point got me alone with her, and asked me "when are you going to ask me out", I said "I'll think about it" and never talked directly to her again.
one time i was walking up stairs behind a girl with a nice ass
i silently tripped and my hand grazed har bottom
she looked behind her and i was the only other person on the stairs :\
she gave me head and it was very nice and when we were about to fuck she fired a crossbow bolt on my leg and ran away
[editline]3rd July 2011[/editline]
i'm still gonna find that slut and rip her apart
[QUOTE=MenteR;30882360]she gave me head and it was very nice and when we were about to fuck she fired a crossbow bolt on my leg and ran away
[editline]3rd July 2011[/editline]
i'm still gonna find that slut and rip her apart[/QUOTE]
Such is life in brazil
[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;30882373]Such is life in brazil[/QUOTE]
atleast she didnt bring out the bacon dildo like last time i did a cheerleader in the us
Dated girl for 3 years and she turned out crazy as fuck, had to threaten to call the police to get her out of my house, accidentally actually called the police because of a phone safety feature. That was a tonne of fun
Once I didn't said anything, what a shame.
I was in a relationship for several years with a pathological liar.
Most painful and difficult years of my life.
She got her FRIEND to break up with me
Started crying after sex...
Should make it clear, she started crying after sex, not me
so there i was w/ my dad on the toiler and you know what i just kept fuckin him
[QUOTE=Benata;30871128]She dumped me the day later we date, got my revenge next week.[/QUOTE]
Exactly this for me, and she was the one who asked me out.
bitch went "EWWW" when she saw me
A girl and guy in my friend group and I were talking about what we look for in the opposite sex. She starts off saying she wouldn't date a guy who's penis was under 8 inches... The conversation ended right there, my friend and I went to play Halo without saying a word. She sat there puzzled and still unaware of what she said.
One time, I liked this girl for about 3 years, and whenever I made advances she would always seem oblivious to it or make shit up to get out of it. Then I realized that was a girl's way of saying no, and watched as she went out with nothing but idiots and potheads. After a while, I just said "fuck it" and moved on to being forever alone.
what's a girl
[QUOTE=DesumThePanda;30887339]what's a girl[/QUOTE]
That thing tied up in your ice cream truck.
[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;30883217]so there i was w/ my dad on the toiler and you know what i just kept fuckin him[/QUOTE]
what the fuck are you doing
[QUOTE=tehfrog;30887537]what the fuck are you doing[/QUOTE]
His Dad.
But seriously... the fuck?
Lost my virginity, was scared so i smoked a lot. my pecker was like an inflatable hammer with a small holes somewhere; it just keeps getting smaller. and then i was doin her doggy, and my bed fell off its stilts.
Back in high school, I was once on a field trip to the Getty Museum in Los Angeles. It was about a 2 hour drive from San Diego and the 1st period (my class) and 5th period (my teachers other class) both rode the same charter bus. One girl from 5th period was a girl who I knew since first or second grade. She is a cute girl who I liked back when I was in elementary school but didn't see her during middle school and much of high school. As luck would have it, we sat next to each other. She asked if she could sleep on my shoulder during the ride. Naturally I said yes but like thirty minutes later her head fell into my lap. My friends were sitting in the row in front of me and start joking that I should feel her up. I try to play it off like its no big deal as I tried to not get an erection. Eventually by the time we reached Irvine, she woke up and apologized. I played dumb and pretended that I didn't notice anything. Even though it was like two years ago, my friends still bring it up in University. I think I am gonna be stuck hearing about it until I graduate Medical School...
I just remember another experience I had once, although not the worst.
Once when I was about 9 to 11 years old, I was sitting behind this girl in front of me.
I was bored so I felt like annoying her a bit by repeating her name over and over.
She then stabbed my hand with a pencil.
True story.
She had a penis.
At a new years eve party this drunk lesbian grabbed me and shoved her tongue in my mouth. I pushed her away and because she was drunk she stumbled, grabbed the collar of my shirt to keep balance and stretched it out down the middle. Apparently someone got the idea we were a thing and assumed I was a lesbian after that... even though I blatantly pushed her off of me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
at least she was hot.
I slept in the same bed with a girl (with clothes on) and the next morning I wake up to find she peed the bed. [b]IT WAS MY FUCKING BED![/b]
[editline]4th July 2011[/editline]
It was indeed pee, not an orgasm. It smelt of urine, my whole room smelt of it. :saddowns:
I had a huge crush on this girl, and I found out she liked me but she liked my brothers friend too (who I was pretty good friends with), so for like half a year we were both trying to get with her. I never had a gf at that point, and he had like 3, so as you can guess I failed horribly, but she still liked me in a way. It all came crashing to shit when we were all at a Halloween party and they pretty much made out infront of me. She ended up cheating on him at the end of the school year and she got all depressed,a and he got all pissy and whiny so it all turned out good for me in the end
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