Started seeing a friend of a friend. Me and her went along very well, talked a lot about everything, took longer walks etc. Then one day we were cuddling while watching a movie. She said that she really liked me and I said the same. Like 30 minutes later her phone rings, she walks out of the room and answers.
When she comes back she said that the guy who she has had a crush on forever was finally interested in her and that she was going to go to his place. I haven't talked to her since.
The most wonderful feeling knowing you were just the backup boyfriend or the tool to get the guy she wanted <.<
> Kissed a girl.
> Go visit her.
> Crazy ass grandfather responds with "IF YOU DON'T GET OUT I'LL CALL THE POLICE."
> I casually go home.
> Police are at my house.
Moral of the story: Don't kiss girls you haven't seen in 3 years.
[QUOTE=Simski;30889189]I just remember another experience I had once, although not the worst.
Once when I was about 9 to 11 years old, I was sitting behind this girl in front of me.
I was bored so I felt like annoying her a bit by repeating her name over and over.
She then stabbed my hand with a pencil.
True story.[/QUOTE]
Reminds me of a story from a few years ago. I was sort of half-flirting with this girl in English class, and I inadvertently insinuated that I thought she was a slut, which was the total opposite of my intention.
She stabbed me in the arm with a pencil and broke the graphite off. It is stuck in my arm to this day.
Falling asleep after foreplay :/
My first time :v:
We've been together for weeks but I held back on the sexy stuff. She got impatient and pretty much slammed me on the bed, ripped my clothes off and sat on my dick.
To give you the picture, I pretty much shot a fountain of cum the second our privates touched. I've never seen anyone look so disappointed in me. She went to the kitchen to get beer and left me naked and covered in spunk. Nothing can ever embarass me ever. I've already had the worst.
I went out with a girl for 3 or 4 weeks, i only saw her twice. 1st time we went to see the fred movie (it is so shit), the next time we where going to meet in town (this is like 2 weeks after our first date, but inbetwen we talked on fb) i waited 30 after she said shed show up then her mum told me she was to sick to come -.-
dumped a few days later, became gay because guys are more reliable (in a way)
-Turning cheek when going in for a kiss.
-Slaps hand when touching her tits
I hate these moments, hurt me like hell.
Hitting one with a small guitar.
Back in highschool: getting slapped on the ass while walking down the hallway. Get confidence boost; all ego lost when, in that initial confusion, I walked into a metal pole that was in the center of the doorway. In retrospect, I should get her number, I know where she works v:v:v
Chased a girl around the house
Girl hides under couch
I reach my hand under the couch
Girl bites me
Realize she's my cat
Worst experience would be that she didn't want to date me.
[QUOTE=credesniper;30897957]Worst experience would be that she didn't want to date me.[/QUOTE]
Girls are strange like that man...did she like you? Or did she turn you down.
so it was my first kiss and all and when i went in for the kill i yawned and then i broke up with her
the day after i broke up with her, her dad shot her mom and then himself and tried to kill her
i didn't give a fuck
Worst experience? When I had to crawl out of this woman's vagina, all bloody and screaming. Not to mention I was naked.
Making out with a girl, someone told a joke and we laughed into each other's mouths.
[QUOTE=Chickens!;30902885]Making out with a girl, someone told a joke and we laughed into each other's mouths.[/QUOTE]
That's not all that bad to be fair.
[QUOTE=slamex;30883109]Started crying after sex...
Should make it clear, she started crying after sex, not me[/QUOTE]
doesn't matter had sex
In high school there was a group of Sri Lankan girls that sat near me, one was constantly eye fucking me. One day, I'm waiting alone in a corridor. One of these girls comes up to me, tells me to wait around for this girl. I say okay, but I didn't really want anything to do with them.
I finally see her friend come around the corner with this super intent look on her face. When she catches up she immediately throws me against the wall and starts grinding on my dick with all her force. She stank like she hadn't washed her hair in months, and turned her head around to give me this really creepy molester stare. It was fucking weird.
I had to really struggle to get her off while her friends just stood there in disbelief. I then walked on stage to act the lead in a 40 minute play in front of the entire school. Those were the most confusing 40 minutes of my life.
When I was in secondary school, a friend and I were walking around and I was ordering him to open each door for me, then this black teaching assistant comes along just as I said "open the door".
I didn't look back, but my friend told me that she was pretty upset; teary-eyed and such.
Feels bad man.
I went down on a girl and I accidentally sneezed all over her crotch. Completely ruined the night.
[QUOTE=Chickens!;30902885]Making out with a girl, someone told a joke and we laughed into each other's mouths.[/QUOTE]
This happened to me once.... turned out he was pretty smacked. :/
Asshole didn't share.
Knew this girl in Middle School, cute, skinny, dirty blonde curly hair.
She hung out with me even though at the time I was so awkward I was considered borderline Autistic.
Anyway, she was the best friend I ever had. Not even anything romantic, she was legitimately the kindest, wittiest person I've ever met.
Then she moved to Massachusetts, quite a ways from Florida here, and I never heard from her again (It's been many many years).
She didn't even call me to say goodbye.
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I acidentally stared at a girl from across the room as I was thinking and not paying attention to what I was looking at. She waved at me and was like "Hello?"
[QUOTE=MedicmanV500;30910672]I've barely had any experiences with girls. I've had one girlfriend my entire life and it was mostly out of desperation. I'm socially inept, socially awkward, I have anxiety and depression, and I can't talk to girls if my life depended on it. I wish I had a girlfriend.[/QUOTE]
Don't get a girlfriend just for the sake of having a girlfriend. Put yourself out there, make new friends, just let things happen. I promise you, if you just hang out with girls, meet new people, it will just happen and it will be better than just going out with some girl just for the sake of having a girlfriend.
I haven't had any terrible experiences with girls, so none really.
Why in the holy flying piss was I rated optimistic? I'm serious.
Having sex with my hot ex we were close to the edge of her bed i ask her if we can move over so i don't fall.i'm extremely light so she says"if you fall i'll just catch you."she was serious.
less then ten seconds later i do just one too powerful thrust and my right hand with all of my weight on it slips off the edge of the bed i start to go overboard she grabs my arms and wraps her legs around my back to try to keep me from falling off she goes over with me and lands on top of me bending my dick with all of her momentum and you know when you land flat on your back and it knocks the breath out of you? yeah i landed perfectly like that i shed one lone tear at that agonizing moment.
Me: "Hey can I lay on top of you?"
Awkward the rest of the evening :v:
girl says "wanna spoon?"
forget what spooning is
touch boob
she lolz
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