• The Worst Experience You've Had With A Girl.
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I'm lieing on the couch, she throws a pillow on my head, and tries to lie down on top of me, resting her head on the pillow. I, startled, remove the pillow from my face, just as her head was going to make contact with it. Headbutt. It was super effective.
I didn't work up the courage to step up and ask her out. i fucking hate myself for doing that, because i could tell she was into me (yeah, right!) through body language.
[QUOTE=zombini;30917060]I didn't work up the courage to step up and ask her out. i fucking hate myself for doing that, because i could tell she was into me (yeah, right!) through body language.[/QUOTE] Hardest part is realising it's not hard at all.
Fucking bitch. I went out with this girl for about 3 weeks, she obviously never liked me and just liked fucking with my mind, acting all depressed and cute in an attempt to gain sympathy, acting pissed at me, causing me to hate myself, wondering what I did wrong, then she apologizes later, and constantly goes from HATING ME to BEING SORRY. Most confusing, stupid, and manipulative bitch on the face of the Earth and I have blocked off all communication with her and don't plan to ever speak to or see her again. [editline]5th July 2011[/editline] She also claimed she was raped by her ex-boyfriend. Never happened.
My worst experience with a girl would be my last relationship as a whole. She would constantly lie, she was psychotic, and she was suicidal. Of course, I didn't find any of that out until about 2 months in the relationship. She'd also get to a point where she'd push me away and always lash out, before we broke up she got on my case so bad over NOTHING I skipped town for a few days, came back and broke up with her. Good riddance. Can't believe she tried crawling back to me a month later. [QUOTE=Y'all.;30918000] She also claimed she was raped by her ex-boyfriend. Never happened.[/QUOTE] I noticed tons of chicks love lying about this. Seriously, what the fuck goes through their minds to lie about something as serious as that?
Girlfriend having a headache and refusing to give a blow job to which my penis awkwardly just hung out and chilled.
[QUOTE=Y'all.;30918000]Fucking bitch. I went out with this girl for about 3 weeks, she obviously never liked me and just liked fucking with my mind, acting all depressed and cute in an attempt to gain sympathy, acting pissed at me, causing me to hate myself, wondering what I did wrong, then she apologizes later, and constantly goes from HATING ME to BEING SORRY. Most confusing, stupid, and manipulative bitch on the face of the Earth and I have blocked off all communication with her and don't plan to ever speak to or see her again. [editline]5th July 2011[/editline] She also claimed she was raped by her ex-boyfriend. Never happened.[/QUOTE] I swear to god the exact same thing happened to me with my Ex-girlfriend. If any of you want advice, never date a rocker sort of chick, unless she's got a good head on her shoulders. I'm a very smart person and I hang out with other intelligent people, she was my first girlfriend and even though she was horrible and manipulative it was still a nice experience. It was hard to hold a conversation because we were from two different crowds.
My tragedy is that I could get any girl and I am constantly running after one particular prey. Like a prison I have the key to. So the comedy part: When I get drunk I do all the stupid things I would not otherwise. Turned out last Saturday night at a local club I boned a girl in the ladies' toilet. I do not remember just flashes of it. The disturbing thing is that I don't think I used a condom.
A girl suggested we should have a movie night sometime. We sat there, in the dark, for 2 horror movies, without touching. Not as bad as many of you guys' stories, but I was pretty angry at everything after that.
[QUOTE=Yotrig;30918148]My worst experience with a girl would be my last relationship as a whole. She would constantly lie, she was psychotic, and she was suicidal. Of course, I didn't find any of that out until about 2 months in the relationship. She'd also get to a point where she'd push me away and always lash out, before we broke up she got on my case so bad over NOTHING I skipped town for a few days, came back and broke up with her. Good riddance. Can't believe she tried crawling back to me a month later. I noticed tons of chicks love lying about this. Seriously, what the fuck goes through their minds to lie about something as serious as that?[/QUOTE] And I legitimately believed her, showered her with sympathy, which is what she wanted from it. She made up a lot of stuff about her ex-boyfriend, also that he wanted to stab me, and planned to. I hated the guy, who is actually a nice person, and I feel stupid for believing all the lies.
[QUOTE=Y'all.;30919394]And I legitimately believed her, showered her with sympathy, which is what she wanted from it. She made up a lot of stuff about her ex-boyfriend, also that he wanted to stab me, and planned to. I hated the guy, who is actually a nice person, and I feel stupid for believing all the lies.[/QUOTE] Yeah my last ex did the same stuff, words couldn't express how pissed off I was upon finding out none of it was true. I just don't understand why some people will lie to such severe degrees. It's made me second guess every new person in my life when they claim things ever since.
[QUOTE=Yotrig;30919479]Yeah my last ex did the same stuff, words couldn't express how pissed off I was upon finding out none of it was true. I just don't understand why some people will lie to such severe degrees. It's made me second guess every new person in my life when they claim things ever since.[/QUOTE] She claimed her ex forced her to suck his dick. On a funny note, once, on the phone, she said "I'm not a slut or anything, but dicks taste pretty nice." Actual quote, word for word. Considering none of it ever happened, thats a pretty hilariously unneeded lie now that I look back.
[QUOTE=Zatharon;30871541]Ever got a blowjob involving teeth?[/QUOTE] This has possibly been mentioned (didn't read through the whole thread) but a blowjob from a girl with a tounge piercing. I always heard it's meant to make it feel so much better. It did not.
[QUOTE=Y'all.;30919566]She claimed her ex forced her to suck his dick. On a funny note, once, on the phone, she said "I'm not a slut or anything, but dicks taste pretty nice." Actual quote, word for word. Considering none of it ever happened, thats a pretty hilariously unneeded lie now that I look back.[/QUOTE] Going down on a guy [i]is[/i] pretty fun, just sayin' :v:
[QUOTE=~ZOMG;30913169]Don't get a girlfriend just for the sake of having a girlfriend. Put yourself out there, make new friends, just let things happen. I promise you, if you just hang out with girls, meet new people, it will just happen and it will be better than just going out with some girl just for the sake of having a girlfriend.[/QUOTE] Exactly. The ending of the word is "friend" for a reason. A girlfriend should be your closest friend, therefore the best relationships (there can be exceptions) starts from friendships because you already have that kind of connection, you simply have to take the final step.
[QUOTE=Fear_Fox;30919948]Exactly. The ending of the word is "friend" for a reason. A girlfriend should be your closest friend, therefore the best relationships (there can be exceptions) starts from friendships because you already have that kind of connection, you simply have to take the final step.[/QUOTE] Whoa, I never said that. I think going from friendship to a relationship is fine, but it's not a necessity for a healthy relationship. If you meet a girl and she's nice and you get along, I see nothing wrong with asking her out after a day of meeting her. A friend of mine met this guy (she's a girl, no homo) and within a day of meeting him, they were going out. That was something like eight months ago and they're dating to this day. [editline]5th July 2011[/editline] That girls a bitch though, she's obsessed with her BF and he's the only person she ever sees outside of school.
I fell into the "Best friend area", she will never love me, just have me as a best friend...
I went on a date with one of my best friends, She hasn't talked to me since then.
i ruined my first kiss. I sneezed right before we were gonna make out. fucking nose
Once a girl cut my dick while giving me a sucky handjob, and it just wouldn't stop bleeding. [editline]5th July 2011[/editline] Told all my mates that I had fallen into a bush while pissing.
[QUOTE=/B/rother;30924560]Once a girl cut my dick while giving me a sucky handjob, and it just wouldn't stop bleeding. [editline]5th July 2011[/editline] Told all my mates that I had fallen into a bush while pissing.[/QUOTE] Why were your mates investigating your cock?
Well there was that one time I broke up with my girl of about 3 years. That crazy bitch did everything from calling me constantly, running away from home/a party, going to friends (female) and telling them not to talk to me (not that they listened)... Even caused a scene in a bowling alley after I thought all of this was over with, slapped me, and then later jumped on the hood of my (dad's) car. Oh did I also mention I had to hear from her about all of her hookups, while if I even got close to a girl she'd basically attack me verbally? Hell of a senior year in high school I had. Yes, the whole freaking year it took for her to grow the fuck up.
The first time my girlfriend gave me a blowjob she accidentally bit my dick. Pain ensued.
[QUOTE=GunTotingBastar;30925523]Why were your mates investigating your cock?[/QUOTE] They probably saw the massive bloodstain on his pants.
The girl you love goes out with your best bud instead of you, you get friend zoned. Good thing I'm banging her best bud. [editline]5th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;30916677]Me: "Hey can I lay on top of you?" Awkward the rest of the evening :v:[/QUOTE] You think that's awkward? Awkward is when a girl sits on your lap, then sits on your best buds lap out of nowhere and your left hanging, and she stays on your best bud. Good thing he's no longer my best bud, funnily enough, my new best bud is now banging her. Wtf is up with that? I'm like cursed by a midget asian banging my best buds.
[QUOTE=Fort83;30933748]throwing up in dates mouth while making out...[/QUOTE] Holy shit, dude.
[QUOTE=Fort83;30933748]throwing up in dates mouth while making out...[/QUOTE] I want, so badly, for this to not be true.
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;30926034]They probably saw the massive bloodstain on his pants.[/QUOTE] Not just on my pants. It was fucking everywhere! [editline]6th July 2011[/editline] It was all over her as well. Who thought a erect dick could bleed that much?
It's got to be the old 'friendship fob-off'. Getting caught in the friend zone is just awful.
Falling in love.
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