[QUOTE=kaukassus;31066764]How could you know that your the first?[/QUOTE]
Well i think it was my fault she went sound, east, north and west from some stranger,
because it started after me.
I'm not an asshole :P
I was talking to this girl I really like her name is Shantel. I think she knew I liked her too and 6 of my friends decide to jump ontop of us to make a massive pile and my hand landed ontop of her left boob and stayed there till everyone got off.
She laughed but I was awkward.
Oh Facepunch, you so socially awkward. :v:
She told me whenever she was around me she got hard.
Just kidding...or am I?
No, I am.
But for real: We were playing around (like wrestling) and long story short, I punched her in the boob.She thought it was hysterical but I was like, "That's not awkward?"
Broke up with my girlfriend of 7 months about 2 or 3 weeks ago, last week she put a photo of her getting with some other dude on her holiday on Facebook and i find out she's texting him and hoping to get him to come stay with her (He lives in a different country) so she's jumped straight into another relationship.
It hurt so much that she was so spiteful I spent the next 3 days drunk off my ass on the sofa hating everything but now I've gone no-contact and I'm feeling much better about it. I've had a lot of time to think about it and she's very childish and undeserving of any guys commitment, I just feel sorry the next person doesn't understand the crazy he's about to get himself mixed up in.
The most painful experience I've ever had has turned out to be the best character building experience and I feel much better for it now I have a much clearer perspective on who both of us are.
[IMG]http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac202/ArnorStone/ragecomic22.png[/IMG]
It was her idea by the way, I was all FUCK YES.
Weird climax twitching and then of course...
no white stuff yaaayy
kill me
[QUOTE=TheIceman;31096380][IMG]http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac202/ArnorStone/ragecomic22.png[/IMG]
It was her idea by the way, I was all FUCK YES.
Weird climax twitching and then of course...
no white stuff yaaayy
kill me[/QUOTE]
you are weird at getting handjobs
worst experience is when a girl make you think she like you but the truth is she's using you for her selfish goals
[QUOTE=geogzm;31096479]you are weird at getting handjobs[/QUOTE]
The second time was much better v:v:v
And then we broke up :v:
[editline]13th July 2011[/editline]
Wait, was supposed to be :suicide:
Well let's see (more of a "Worst experience with your own idiocy" though):
Two hottest chicks in school like me a lot, enough to even ask for my phone number. Me stupid as fuck 14 years old play hard to catch (good idea but only at the start, once they like you enough to clearly ask "go out with me" it's just counter-productive).
School ends, change schools, no more contacts at all with anyone in that old class. Great opportunity and maybe even a fucking threesome with two of the hottest girls I have seen in real life go up in smoke.
Yes I feel like an idiot. Yes I often want to bang the head against the wall when I think about it (no haven't done it though). I was fucking retarded.
When I was 17 years old I was in another county for studies so I was all over the place with my friends. Eventually I got in contact with a girl that was close to where I was studying. One day she asked me if I wanted to go to her place so we did. We had a pretty fun time and everything was going great! Until her Nazi, batshit-insane friend came along. I'm deadly serious, she was fucking nuts. Anyway, I was trying to keep them from killing each other so I suggest we go to her bed and watch some movies because that's cool right? WRONG. The Nazi decided that ME and HER go to bed first and watch the movies while the other girl got left behind. Since I didn't want to be fucking murdered I said "Sure, Let's do this". After like half an hour of her talking through the movie, the third girl came along and pretty much said that we should sleep. So it's me, girl I wanted to have some fun with and the Nazi.
Next morning was pretty terrible since I had to leave for school but after I finished school I wanted to talk with the first girl again. As I was talking to her on msn I found out she was SUPER jelly of the Nazi because she was thinner. She asks me this: "Do you think she is prettier then me?" I tell her this: "Look, just because your nazi friend have bigger boobs, thinner and more money, doesn't mean that I don't like you :D"
She hasn't spoken to me in 3 years after that sentence.
Me:"Would you go out with me?"
Friend:"Oh no, you're just an awesome friend. I'd never go out with a Will."
Three months later.
She's going out with a guy named Will, looks exactly like me, acts exactly like me and is pretty much me. He's my doppelganger and she's going out with him.
I just...colberted.
My friend asked me if she can eat my [SUB]shit[/SUB][HR][/HR]
When she tried to have sex with me.
She [b]farted.[/b]
And attempted to hide it.
One of my ex girlfriends sneezed while eating chocolate mousse and it flew majestically into my mouth and all over my face.
THIS INFORMATION MUST NOT BE LEAKED OUTSIDE OF FP AND NOW LIFE HAS CONFLICTED WITH FP
DEAL W IT
[QUOTE=Mlisen14;31105344]One of my ex girlfriends sneezed while eating chocolate mousse and it flew majestically into my mouth and all over my face.[/QUOTE]
:suicide:
[QUOTE=geogzm;31118543]i'll admit my first handjob was kinda awkward because i jizzed on one half of the bench so we had to shuffle up then like an hour later this old guy sat in it without realizing[/QUOTE]
She gave you a handjob out on a public bench?
Same girl as the first thing I said in this thread. First real girlfriend I've ever had. We were preparing to cease being virgins together. Things happened and I was in inside. The split second it was already in I watched in horror as her face turned from pain to intense emotional sadness and started bawling her eyes out. Girls care about odd things :v:
a girl tried giving me a hand job and she was absolutely terrible at it. I mean c'mon its not that hard I do it to myself all the time... then she farted during sex.... I ended up faking an orgasm and leaving after she fell asleep... she still has 2 dvds of mine too god dammit. I fucking loved those movies.
Probably not my worst experience, but recently, I attended one of my friend's houses for a little relaxation time. He is male, and he invited some other friends over as well, including my two best friends and two girls. Now, the first girl was one of my best friend's girlfriends and the other one, my other best friend had taken a liking to. Now, I'm not especially attracted to either but these girls are incredibly clingy, which led to quite awkward situations.
So at one part, I was lying on the ground catching some z's, as it was pretty late and I was quite tired. My best friend's girlfriend got down next to me and asked me to spoon her a little. It was no biggie, I kept telling myself, so I wrapped my arms around her waist and we proceeded to lie there for around five minutes. It was nice, but quite awkward for me, even though my best friend (her boyfriend) didn't really have a problem with it.
Then later on, she asked me to wrestle her. Now, I'm not really a fighter at all but could definitely get her on the ground. The point was, the awkwardness of her being my friend's girlfriend sort of stopped me and I was wrestling very poorly, desperately trying not to touch her boobs or do anything that would make my best friend angry, even though she had wrestled with some others at the party already, who had not held back. It did look quite sexual.
So after a minute, she gives up, saying I'm weak and goes and snuggles with her boyfriend.
Now everybody thinks I'm too weak to get a girl on the ground.
[b]EDIT:[/b] I also asked out a girl once. She said that she'd think about it. It's been around a year now. :suicide:
Well, just popped into this thread to see if it wold make me feel better, It did, I laughed harder than I ever had.
Anyways, My contribution to this thread happened yesterday; I had a lot of history with this one girl, we've been together before but by second date she jumped ship and dated my best friend. Anyways, back to what happened yesterday. Since the thing with my friend never worked out as when he learned of my feelings for her he dropped her like a bag of rotten tomatoes, she wanted to get back together. She said she had changed, so we went for a few walks together, had her over, gave me a handjob then later on in the week a blowjob. So, I was thinking, 'welp, this is going well, maybe you should stick with her'. So this week she wasn't really talking to me much, in fact, never sent a text (she had pulled the same shit last time right before my friend told me of her advances on him). So I confronted her on it, thinking that I was just being paranoid because she said she had changed. Turns out, two days ago she went out with some other guy. She then started saying that she was confused (yeah, bullshit) and needed time to think. So, as I type this, she is now off to a lake for the weekend, there she says she's going to think about what went on.
I think I'm just going to dump her ass. Have somebody else that wants to hook up anyways. Nothing is worse than having somebody use you as a romantic crutch.
Ew girls have cooties.
place to go
[editline]15th July 2011[/editline]
let it snow let it snow let it snow
My girlfriend gave me a lift home. One thing led to another and I accidentally jizzed in her mum's car.
the worst part of the experience was that for some reason there were tissues underneath the front seat.
i had only good experience so far.
Never had a really bad one, but once while I was walking I saw this really hot girl, I glanced at her for a while then she just looked at me for like 2 seconds, she looked angry then after she did that I stopped looking at her immediately and the look on her face made me feel bad for some reason.
She turned bisexual about a month before I broke up with her.
[QUOTE=Sie-Sveinhund;31139399]She turned bisexual about a month before I broke up with her.[/QUOTE]
Why is that bad?
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