• Facepunch Linux
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su apt-get install bastet
[facepunch@linpunch]~> mount /dev/sda [facepunch@linpunch]~> fsck /dev/sda [facepunch@linpunch]~> pkill sh [facepunch@linpunch]~> shutdown now
[QUOTE=pedroion;24893606]cd c: format c: [B]lulz XD[/B][/QUOTE] :frog:
Fuck Linux, worst operating system ever. Mac has more support and looks better. Windows is better in every way. What linux have that neither Windows or Mac OS has: It's free. [code]del C:\linux[/code]
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;24900763]Fuck Linux, worst operating system ever. Mac has more support and looks better. Windows is better in every way. What linux have that neither Windows or Mac OS has: It's free. [code]del C:\linux[/code][/QUOTE] You know what, fuck you. You don't know anything. Especially considering that Mac OS X is based on the BSD kernel, and can be treated as Linux with a custom GUI and limited driver selection. That command demonstrates as much, considering it references a command that doesn't exist on Linux, using a path system that doesn't exist on anything but Windows and DOS. You're just a troll, and an obvious one at that. You may as well have misspelled Linux, you were trolling so hard.
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;24900763]Fuck Linux, worst operating system ever.[/quote] Aww, are you sad because you couldn't get Ubuntu running? [quote=Fatfatfatty;24900763][code]del C:\linux[/code][/QUOTE] Not a Linux command
[code]ls -R / | grep porn > ~/filelist.txt ; less ~/filelist.txt[/code] Now, are you going to run it, or not?
cd /home/(username) ll
[QUOTE=faze;24908381]cd /home/(username) ll[/QUOTE] it's cd ~ you goof
fuckin slow ass distro, must be cause kde is on it
[QUOTE=raccoon2112;24908570]slow [...] kde[/QUOTE] fuck you
[QUOTE=Sonicfan574;24912077]fuck you[/QUOTE] KDE IS the MOST bloated DE afterall....
[QUOTE=Ca5bah;24913613]KDE IS the MOST bloated DE afterall....[/QUOTE] Doesn't necessarily mean it's slow 100% of the time.
[QUOTE=raccoon2112;24908570]fuckin slow ass distro, must be cause kde is on it[/QUOTE] KDE is on most distributions...
Dam this input lag is terrible.
Guys, I think we crashed the system.
[QUOTE=faze;24915001]KDE is on most distributions...[/QUOTE] Doesn't means it's a good thing. Xfce guys, Xfce :smug:
[QUOTE=raccoon2112;24908570]fuckin slow ass distro, must be cause kde is on it[/QUOTE] fun fact kde is in gentoo the fastest distribution around.
[QUOTE=pikzen;24919096]Doesn't means it's a good thing. Xfce guys, Xfce :smug:[/QUOTE] What's wrong with Gnome? Really it's up to personal preference.
Real Men(c) do it on the command line.
pacman -S xorg pacman -S fluxbox
[URL=http://img72.imageshack.us/i/bigtux.png/][IMG]http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/414/bigtux.th.png[/IMG][/URL] There you go. :v:
For non-linuxers, everything crashed because of: [QUOTE=pikzen;24884755][code]:(){ :|:& };:[/code][/QUOTE] The machine is now completely unresponsive. (Also, I have even more class and work than I was initially expecting, so maintaining a shitpost won't be that easy. If someone wants to repeat the experiment, go ahead.) Worthy of note : [QUOTE=LinuX;24893474]cowsay fuck you[/QUOTE] [CODE] _________ < fuck you > --------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||[/CODE] [QUOTE=pedroion;24893606]cd c: format c: lulz XD[/QUOTE] This is linux, moron. [QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;24900763]Fuck Linux, worst operating system ever. Mac has more support and looks better. Windows is better in every way. What linux have that neither Windows or Mac OS has: It's free. [code]del C:\linux[/code][/QUOTE] loltroll [QUOTE=gman003-main;24905808][code]ls -R / | grep porn > ~/filelist.txt ; less ~/filelist.txt[/code] Now, are you going to run it, or not?[/QUOTE] Didn't work, but it's a clean install, you wouldn't have found anything. [QUOTE=faze;24908381]cd /home/(username) ll[/QUOTE] You're already there, also, the username is before the @ in the prompt, so you already know your username, and the ~ is the name of the folder, and ~ means /home/(user) [quote]lol DE wars[/quote] Seriously, who gives a damn, also, how would any DE slow down a system that isn't running one (notice the prompt and no visible GUI?) [QUOTE=<V()LT>;24925241][URL=http://img72.imageshack.us/i/bigtux.png/][IMG]http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/414/bigtux.th.png[/IMG][/URL] There you go. :v:[/QUOTE] I lol'd. Thanks for the participation, I might try running a script that passes text from forum threads into bash and run that some day, as an experiment, but I'll have to find a way to keep things free enough to be fun, yet restricted enough to avoid lockups due to infinite loop code. I'll check back sometimes, and if I see any nice commands I'll pass them through.
[QUOTE=Gaeel;24937224] You're already there, also, the username is before the @ in the prompt, so you already know your username, and the ~ is the name of the folder, and ~ means /home/(user)[/QUOTE] I know, I do Linux sys. engineering for a living.
[QUOTE=Gaeel;24937224]For non-linuxers, everything crashed because of: The machine is now completely unresponsive. (Also, I have even more class and work than I was initially expecting, so maintaining a shitpost won't be that easy. If someone wants to repeat the experiment, go ahead.) [/QUOTE] Welcome to the wonderful world of fork bombs. You could have stopped it by doing Ctrl+C, AFAIK.
[QUOTE=faze;24937823]I know, I do Linux sys. engineering for a living.[/QUOTE] Seriously? I probs wouldn't hire you, since you obviously don't know the prompt. [QUOTE=pikzen;24938421]Welcome to the wonderful world of fork bombs. You could have stopped it by doing Ctrl+C, AFAIK.[/QUOTE] Yeah, except I tabbed away from the terminal, and the system locked up before I could tab back, so I had to reboot. Didn't lose anything though, I wasn't going to try experimental commands with unsaved stuff open anyway...
What's the point of letting us run around your computer if it's a clean install, nothing interesting, and you're filtering out evil commands? Once I do one last round of tightening up my system, I'll do my own thread, of access to an in-use machine. Oh well. [code]sudo ping -f -i 0 -b 255.255.255.255[/code]
Real men run Openbox.
[QUOTE=Gaeel;24939223]Seriously? I probs wouldn't hire you, since you obviously don't know the prompt. [/QUOTE] I wasn't looking at the last post showing the prompt, which is why I posted what I did. I've been doing this for seven years, I think I know my way around kid. Now, next... rpm -qa > rpm.txt cat rpm.txt
[code]dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/hda[/code]
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