• Dumb things you accidentally said
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In high school I accidentally told a yo momma joke to a girl whose mom had killed herself a week before
I was once really punch drunk at a Christmas party from us staying up until 3 and said "hey we should all make some cookas chrismies" [QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;52586421]In high school I accidentally told a yo momma joke to a girl whose mom had killed herself a week before[/QUOTE] I maliciously told a "yo daddy" joke, unknowingly, to someone who's father abandoned them at birth. Going back, I wish I apologized to them.
Yesterday at math lesson,my teacher asked my rather dense classmate this easy question: 1+1/4 =? The he said the answer its 2/5 Because i can't hold it,i accidentally uttered "You goddamn dick". Because of that,entire class laughed really hard
That reminds me of a math class story too, but without the math. This one shitty girl who had it out for me was collecting everyone's books after the lesson and I had my nice pen on mine when she collected it. I politely said "Uh, excuse me, my pen was on that book", but she just ignored me and walked off with a shitty smug grin. Since I knew at this point she was just trying to be an asshole and was [I]not[/I]​ in the mood, I called out "Hey, you stupid bitch!" and she immediately went into "Nuh uh, you did not just say that!" mode and told the teacher, who pulled me aside and said I'd have to serve detention tomorrow for that. I never ended up having to go to detention cause she had horse brains. I never did get that pen back...
Happened on Discord some time ago: One person was angry because of something that happened to him and just posted something among the lines of "Has this bullshit ever happened to you?". Another person saw this and answered jokingly " I'm white and middle class. So probably not". Me completely misreading the setence replied "You're in fucking Middle school?"
I once implied that gentrification in my community was spreading a little too quickly and effectively sounded racist as fuck in front a girl I thought was extremely pretty. When we finished talking, I knew I was probably never going to talk to her again. Then a few weeks later, I was joking about getting a vasectomy. This caused her to look at me in shock, and because I was still in joke mode I said, "I hate kids, I'm getting my pipes snipped!" I have yet to look her in the eyes ever since. It should be noted that she's white, and I'm half-white.
One time in my freshman choir class in highschool, given my lack insight into the lives of my classmates, I made myself look pretty dumb. I made this rude joke about how so many highschoolers are getting pregnant these days and how it's definitely a terrible life decision to make at that age-- and the teacher looks at me with this perplexed, surprised look, and wags her eyes towards this other student-- I look over-- pregnant freshman. The entire class stared at me.
I told people I slept with someone when in reality I thought that just meant cuddles. So when they asked "Did you use protection?" I had a mega confused look. After about 5 days of the mess someone finally told me what it meant and I was hella emberassed because now I had a lot of explaining to do towards a lot of people.
This was years before Michael Jackson died. I said "He's practically dead." instead of "He looks like he's dead." I had to argue with like 3 girls at once before I corrected myself. Even then I barely heard the end of it. They knew what I meant, but just wanted to keep digging because... because.
"Hey My name is Arc, How are you today?" "Not so good, I just got out of surgery a few days ago.." "That's Great! The reason I'm calling is.." It was a long day.
Fresh off the presses. In class, when discussing Wolfenstein and Nazis. I began to make fun of American White supremacists, in a southern accent I said,"Why's BJ shootin' white people? He oughta be shootin' the black folks." Oooh boy, I got me some glares I tell you what.
Not so much dumb, but sarcasm that went down better than it should have because of the delivery. At a pub with 3 mates, ordering dinner. The woman (early 20s) behind the counter, with her manager next to her asked "Where will you guys be seated?".. and I very quickly responded in a slow voice "A table, I hope." My mates lost their shit, the manager was in stitches, and the girl taking the order was giggling the whole time we ordered. It was a the perfect execution of what could have easily been a dumb thing I'd usually say.
Happened yesterday. So,i was on my way to my classroom to drink some water,then my math teacher asked me where i was going. I answered her,then she asked again whats for,and because my mind is not really stable that time,i answered: "I want to be a horse" Realizing that i just spout a dumbass answer,i quickly told her that i was going to drink some water.
My friend handed me a bottle of wodka while standing next to a cute girl, I drank it thinking it was water but spit it out. Cute girl laughs, I laugh, she says 'It wasn't water was it.' and I replied 'No, it was wodka. I still have some on my tongue, want to taste?' She didn't
Seems that line came off about as smooth as the wodka...
I was thinking about something really hard when one of my friends asked me something and I replied with "My.... beard is growing" followed by immediate "wait what" from me.
[I]"It was the one with the four sided triangle"[/I]
During a health class: "Is that why they call it brown eye?"
Pronounced Niger as nigger when answering a geography question in class
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