You are an alien who abducted the above user's avatar. What experiments would you perform?
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Probing.
devour burger. clone mammal for food.
nuke planet from orbit.
See how it reacts to different music
Give him another cookie.
Try and un-tame it.
Brain transplant...
Anal probe.
[QUOTE=Amaurus;26313341]Anal probe.[/QUOTE]
Change its colours and see what happens
Take cookie, jettison remainder out the airlock.
Throw it back from orbit.
Time travel.
See if it was influenced by Star Trek.
Learn how to implant a jazz music player into somebody's brain
anal probe
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obviously
Make its eyes green
Steal his cookie.
find out how he got those scars
Make him live a great life and become very successful only to lose it all as quickly as it came.
oh Jesus, I don't know...
Make him eat bats?
Remove all his emotion on his face.
Steal that gasmask and send him back.
Figure out why it's so amazing.
Get drunk then rape.
put a nose inside his ass so he will always smell shit, but then the nose moves, so he does no get used to the smell, so when the nose goes out it will make a pop sound and people will think he farted
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oh, and anal probe too
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and make his left hand look like a dick
Take it's demonic soul and see what it could do in battle.
Anal probe.
put a dick inside his urethra
replace brain with sentient one
Kill it kill it with a burning stick!
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Operate on it's teef.
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