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You are an alien who abducted the above user's avatar. What experiments would you perform?
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Play puzzle with it.
fuck, ninja'd. I would steal that hat.
Test to what extent androids react to an experimental berserker drug created out of crystallized red flowers.
Vivisections across the board.
i'm sure whatever it is it's 500X more alien than i am (Abe's exoddus FTW)
Checking if he's radioactive.
cloning his mustache to save my speceis from metrosexuals Fuckyea - Post 1080 ! time for Glorious Monofluroacetate!
Study his all green looking matter.
Try and figure out what the hell it is.
perform an oral probe then try to teach it to paint. If unsuccessful i will incinerate it.
I would see if it could produce an accurate RSS feed.
Feed her lots of brains.
:h:
Keep it and yell LOOK AT MY POKEDEX!
Try to round all these sharp corners. Don't want pointy creatures on MY flying saucer.
This [i]is[/i] the result of experiments.
Open its panel and root around in there.
not sure what that is
Study how he does the kaboom from his hands as if he was like magic.
send it back
Cook it for food.
Just kill it.
Fuck it. Forever.
See how many buckets of water it takes to kill it.
Alien dance and coke party.
Cook it and eat it.
Eat it and then cook it.
Alien coke and dance party.
Poke it to see what it actually is.
I would give it a skin.
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