You are an alien who abducted the above user's avatar. What experiments would you perform?

[acidcj]

See if it can swim

[Xephio]

Put pineapple in his mouth.

[B1N4RY!]

Reverse Engineer the technology behind his suit

[Ice]

Test combat reactions to local stimuli to determine path of least resistance for planetary enslavement.

[Zombii]

Throw it out the airlock to see what happens.

[Marzipas]

Touch it's horn and see if it becomes horny.

[gtaftw]

anal probe

[Lordgeorge16]

Observe why its eyes are red and what it is holding.

[Mind Man]

Take it's hat.

[halflambada]

Take away his authority as an officer.

[Mind Man]

[QUOTE=halflambada;26339170]Take away his authority as an officer.[/QUOTE]

He's not really an officer. He was mocking someone. :v:

[DrBones]

:q:

[OctopusGuy]

Fix it! And kill it again.

[Lordgeorge16]

Remove the mask to see what's underneath.

[FuckaNinja]

make it transparent

[jiggu]

Anal probe.

[Mryamanami]

how far in can i stick this corn

[PeanutTHENINJA]

find out how heavy the heavy is

[MangoJuice]

Remove "skin".

[booster]

Drink.

[長門有希]

Kill

[Archy]

trade faces

[editline]27th November 2010[/editline]

for fun

[PeanutTHENINJA]

all of them

[Crimson_Bomb]

Un-attach it's head, and put it's head on a can of peas, then use the body as a sleeping bag.

[Minilandstan]

Whack it with a knife

[barrelroller655]

See if he can go w/out wearing his hat.

[Narry]

Steal the vintage crowbar and then tentacle rape it with my alien parts :smug:

All for science of course...

[xxfalconxx]

dissection.

[Nerdrage]

stab it and suck out all it's eye-goo

[Perogi Palooka]

I would learn from its nerd rage.