You are an alien who abducted the above user's avatar. What experiments would you perform?
217 replies, posted
remove the bushes. eat profiterole.
Show it the deep corners of the universe and let their eyes behold it's beauty, then tell it the meaning of life and what happens after death. Send it back to earth so it can show humanity the way to freedom. And see if people actually give a fuck and believe him.
Decapitate it and then eat it.
Make 'im dance
Use the stone's(?) magical power to cure cancer.
remove bushes
Mmmmmmm... Some examinations are in order.
Give him a beat to dance to.
:smug:
i'd throw in some :sax: and then maybe some :banjo:
rape
What would I do with DOOM
Atleast the next post isn't rong.
Test out the BFG
[editline]28th November 2010[/editline]
Dah fuck ninja'd
Probing
take off it's clothes
Calibrations
See if it tasted good with butter
Erm, Take the Robot Chicken an turn it back to a normal chicken?
Or make it shoot laser beams and make it cool and shit.
Dissection.
Rape.
I'd pull the beard to see if it's fake.
Buttsex.
Assimilate the planet and terraform it.
Make him do an evil laugh 24/7.
Test it on a model city.
Huh.
Oral sex.
Burn it with fire!
Oral sex :smug:
`VAGINAL Sex.
Weld the hat to his flesh. Because I HATe him so much.
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