CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who
CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard.
[QUOTE=eninco;31783230]We should get one of those word picture things again.[/QUOTE]
I believe you mean this:
[img]http://gyazo.com/5e104e3e5e4e3fc6c3976f246f1bac6c.png[/img]
#1 word: dick
#2 word: came
#3 word: cock
Oh facepunch, you so much into penises.
So that is chapter 1 picture with 500 word cap and no common words (and, the, I...)
yeah let's disregard this post (maybe)
CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard. The Somalianese invaded
CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard. The Somalianese invaded Commander Shepard's dick
CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard. The Somalianese invaded Commander Shepard's dick but Renegade Shepard
CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard. The Somalianese invaded Commander Shepard's dick but Renegade Shepard did renegade things with a sheep
potato
CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard. The Somalianese invaded Commander Shepard's dick but Renegade Shepard did renegade things with a sheep in Australia, because
CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard. The Somalianese invaded Commander Shepard's dick but Renegade Shepard did renegade things with a sheep in Australia, because of the evil
CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard. The Somalianese invaded Commander Shepard's dick but Renegade Shepard did renegade things with a sheep in Australia, because of the evil empire of capitalism!
CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard. The Somalianese invaded Commander Shepard's dick but Renegade Shepard did renegade things with a sheep in Australia, because of the evil empire of capitalism!
"I like ponies
CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard. The Somalianese invaded Commander Shepard's dick but Renegade Shepard did renegade things with a sheep in Australia, because of the evil empire of capitalism! The Russians attacked
CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard. The Somalianese invaded Commander Shepard's dick but Renegade Shepard did renegade things with a sheep in Australia, because of the evil empire of capitalism!
"I like ponies" the ninja said.
CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard. The Somalianese invaded Commander Shepard's dick but Renegade Shepard did renegade things with a sheep in Australia, because of the evil empire of capitalism!
"I like ponies" the ninja said. Kim Jong Il
CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard. The Somalianese invaded Commander Shepard's dick but Renegade Shepard did renegade things with a sheep in Australia, because of the evil empire of capitalism!
"I like ponies" the ninja said. Kim Jong Il murdered him. Now,
CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard. The Somalianese invaded Commander Shepard's dick but Renegade Shepard did renegade things with a sheep in Australia, because of the evil empire of capitalism!
"I like ponies" the ninja said. Kim Jong Il murdered him. Now, this is a
CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard. The Somalianese invaded Commander Shepard's dick but Renegade Shepard did renegade things with a sheep in Australia, because of the evil empire of capitalism!
"I like ponies" the ninja said. Kim Jong Il murdered him. Now, this is a good example of
CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard. The Somalianese invaded Commander Shepard's dick but Renegade Shepard did renegade things with a sheep in Australia, because of the evil empire of capitalism!
"I like ponies" the ninja said. Kim Jong Il murdered him. Now, this is a good example of men's asses and
CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard. The Somalianese invaded Commander Shepard's dick but Renegade Shepard did renegade things with a sheep in Australia, because of the evil empire of capitalism!
"I like ponies" the ninja said. Kim Jong Il murdered him. Now, this is a good example of men's asses and Santa fucked them.
CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard. The Somalianese invaded Commander Shepard's dick but Renegade Shepard did renegade things with a sheep in Australia, because of the evil empire of capitalism!
"I like ponies" the ninja said. Kim Jong Il murdered him. Now, this is a good example of men's asses and Santa fucked them. He then grabbed
CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard. The Somalianese invaded Commander Shepard's dick but Renegade Shepard did renegade things with a sheep in Australia, because of the evil empire of capitalism!
"I like ponies" the ninja said. Kim Jong Il murdered him. Now, this is a good example of men's asses and Santa fucked them. He then grabbed Kim Jong Il
CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard. The Somalians invaded Commander Shepard's dick but Renegade Shepard did renegade things with a sheep in Australia, because of the evil empire of capitalism!
"I like ponies" the ninja said. Kim Jong Il murdered him. Now, this is a good example of men's asses and Santa fucked them. He then grabbed Kim Jong Il and threw him
CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard. The Somalians invaded Commander Shepard's dick but Renegade Shepard did renegade things with a sheep in Australia, because of the evil empire of capitalism!
"I like ponies" the ninja said. Kim Jong Il murdered him. Now, this is a good example of men's asses and Santa fucked them. He then grabbed Kim Jong Il and threw him, shouting, "THIS IS
CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard. The Somalians invaded Commander Shepard's dick but Renegade Shepard did renegade things with a sheep in Australia, because of the evil empire of capitalism!
"I like ponies" the ninja said. Kim Jong Il murdered him. Now, this is a good example of men's asses and Santa fucked them. He then grabbed Kim Jong Il and threw him, shouting, "THIS IS AN OLD MEME!"
CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard. The Somalians invaded Commander Shepard's dick but Renegade Shepard did renegade things with a sheep in Australia, because of the evil empire of capitalism!
"I like ponies" the ninja said. Kim Jong Il murdered him. Now, this is a good example of men's asses and Santa fucked them. He then grabbed Kim Jong Il and threw him, shouting, "THIS IS AN OLD MEME!" and died of
CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard. The Somalians invaded Commander Shepard's dick but Renegade Shepard did renegade things with a sheep in Australia, because of the evil empire of capitalism!
"I like ponies" the ninja said. Kim Jong Il murdered him. Now, this is a good example of men's asses and Santa fucked them. He then grabbed Kim Jong Il and threw him, shouting, "THIS IS AN OLD MEME!" and died of AIDS and then
CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard. The Somalians invaded Commander Shepard's dick but Renegade Shepard did renegade things with a sheep in Australia, because of the evil empire of capitalism!
"I like ponies" the ninja said. Kim Jong Il murdered him. Now, this is a good example of men's asses and Santa fucked them. He then grabbed Kim Jong Il and threw him, shouting, "THIS IS AN OLD MEME!" and died of AIDS and then Renegade Shepard pissed
CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard. The Somalians invaded Commander Shepard's dick but Renegade Shepard did renegade things with a sheep in Australia, because of the evil empire of capitalism!
"I like ponies" the ninja said. Kim Jong Il murdered him. Now, this is a good example of men's asses and Santa fucked them. He then grabbed Kim Jong Il and threw him, shouting, "THIS IS AN OLD MEME!" and died of AIDS and then Renegade Shepard pissed blood and died.
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