CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard. The Somalians invaded Commander Shepard's dick but Renegade Shepard did renegade things with a sheep in Australia, because of the evil empire of capitalism!
"I like ponies" the ninja said. Kim Jong Il murdered him. Now, this is a good example of men's asses and Santa fucked them. He then grabbed Kim Jong Il and threw him, shouting, "THIS IS AN OLD MEME!" and died of AIDS and then Renegade Shepard pissed blood and died.
"Holy fucking shit, Shepard can't die!" Whispered the orphans while being fucked by Commander Shepard.
"I'm afraid it will kill them" said a mystical talking wonder dog. Renegade Shepard proceeded to fuck the furry fox girl that was also 5 years old plus 18 years minus 19 years divided by 1. Renegade Sheprad then fucked the math and found out he couldn't. Space is rather large and big also I have lost my jewish bagel in the darkness, too bad Shepard ate the rest of the Somalians.
'This is a shitty story guys'
[QUOTE=PredatorKing;31837325]CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard. The Somalians invaded Commander Shepard's dick but Renegade Shepard did renegade things with a sheep in Australia, because of the evil empire of capitalism!
"I like ponies" the ninja said. Kim Jong Il murdered him. Now, this is a good example of men's asses and Santa fucked them. He then grabbed Kim Jong Il and threw him, shouting, "THIS IS AN OLD MEME!" and died of AIDS and then Renegade Shepard pissed blood and died.
"Holy fucking shit, Shepard can't die!" Whispered the orphans while being fucked by Commander Shepard.
"I'm afraid it will kill them" said a mystical talking wonder dog. Renegade Shepard proceeded to fuck the furry fox girl that was also 5 years old plus 18 years minus 19 years divided by 1. Renegade Sheprad then fucked the math and found out he couldn't. Space is rather large and big also I have lost my jewish bagel in the darkness, too bad Shepard ate the rest of the Somalians.
But suddenly SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS
CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard. The Somalians invaded Commander Shepard's dick but Renegade Shepard did renegade things with a sheep in Australia, because of the evil empire of capitalism!
"I like ponies" the ninja said. Kim Jong Il murdered him. Now, this is a good example of men's asses and Santa fucked them. He then grabbed Kim Jong Il and threw him, shouting, "THIS IS AN OLD MEME!" and died of AIDS and then Renegade Shepard pissed blood and died.
"Holy fucking shit, Shepard can't die!" Whispered the orphans while being fucked by Commander Shepard.
"I'm afraid it will kill them" said a mystical talking wonder dog. Renegade Shepard proceeded to fuck the furry fox girl that was also 5 years old plus 18 years minus 19 years divided by 1. Renegade Sheprad then fucked the math and found out he couldn't. Space is rather large and big also I have lost my jewish bagel in the darkness, too bad Shepard ate the rest of the Somalians.
'This is a shitty story guys' said BFG9000, 'I
CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard. The Somalians invaded Commander Shepard's dick but Renegade Shepard did renegade things with a sheep in Australia, because of the evil empire of capitalism!
"I like ponies" the ninja said. Kim Jong Il murdered him. Now, this is a good example of men's asses and Santa fucked them. He then grabbed Kim Jong Il and threw him, shouting, "THIS IS AN OLD MEME!" and died of AIDS and then Renegade Shepard pissed blood and died.
"Holy fucking shit, Shepard can't die!" Whispered the orphans while being fucked by Commander Shepard.
"I'm afraid it will kill them" said a mystical talking wonder dog. Renegade Shepard proceeded to fuck the furry fox girl that was also 5 years old plus 18 years minus 19 years divided by 1. Renegade Sheprad then fucked the math and found out he couldn't. Space is rather large and big also I have lost my jewish bagel in the darkness, too bad Shepard ate the rest of the Somalians.
'This is a shitty story guys' said BFG9000, 'I will end it.'
CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard. The Somalians invaded Commander Shepard's dick but Renegade Shepard did renegade things with a sheep in Australia, because of the evil empire of capitalism!
"I like ponies" the ninja said. Kim Jong Il murdered him. Now, this is a good example of men's asses and Santa fucked them. He then grabbed Kim Jong Il and threw him, shouting, "THIS IS AN OLD MEME!" and died of AIDS and then Renegade Shepard pissed blood and died.
"Holy fucking shit, Shepard can't die!" Whispered the orphans while being fucked by Commander Shepard.
"I'm afraid it will kill them" said a mystical talking wonder dog. Renegade Shepard proceeded to fuck the furry fox girl that was also 5 years old plus 18 years minus 19 years divided by 1. Renegade Sheprad then fucked the math and found out he couldn't. Space is rather large and big also I have lost my jewish bagel in the darkness, too bad Shepard ate the rest of the Somalians.
'This is a shitty story guys' said BFG9000, 'I will end it.' then that faggot
CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard. The Somalians invaded Commander Shepard's dick but Renegade Shepard did renegade things with a sheep in Australia, because of the evil empire of capitalism!
"I like ponies" the ninja said. Kim Jong Il murdered him. Now, this is a good example of men's asses and Santa fucked them. He then grabbed Kim Jong Il and threw him, shouting, "THIS IS AN OLD MEME!" and died of AIDS and then Renegade Shepard pissed blood and died.
"Holy fucking shit, Shepard can't die!" Whispered the orphans while being fucked by Commander Shepard.
"I'm afraid it will kill them" said a mystical talking wonder dog. Renegade Shepard proceeded to fuck the furry fox girl that was also 5 years old plus 18 years minus 19 years divided by 1. Renegade Sheprad then fucked the math and found out he couldn't. Space is rather large and big also I have lost my jewish bagel in the darkness, too bad Shepard ate the rest of the Somalians.
'This is a shitty story guys' said BFG9000, 'I will end it.' then that faggot said "THE END"
Lol
CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard. The Somalians invaded Commander Shepard's dick but Renegade Shepard did renegade things with a sheep in Australia, because of the evil empire of capitalism!
"I like ponies" the ninja said. Kim Jong Il murdered him. Now, this is a good example of men's asses and Santa fucked them. He then grabbed Kim Jong Il and threw him, shouting, "THIS IS AN OLD MEME!" and died of AIDS and then Renegade Shepard pissed blood and died.
"Holy fucking shit, Shepard can't die!" Whispered the orphans while being fucked by Commander Shepard.
"I'm afraid it will kill them" said a mystical talking wonder dog. Renegade Shepard proceeded to fuck the furry fox girl that was also 5 years old plus 18 years minus 19 years divided by 1. Renegade Sheprad then fucked the math and found out he couldn't. Space is rather large and big also I have lost my jewish bagel in the darkness, too bad Shepard ate the rest of the Somalians.
'This is a shitty story guys' said BFG9000, 'I will end it.' then that faggot said "THE END"
CHAPTER 3: CAPS
CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard. The Somalians invaded Commander Shepard's dick but Renegade Shepard did renegade things with a sheep in Australia, because of the evil empire of capitalism!
"I like ponies" the ninja said. Kim Jong Il murdered him. Now, this is a good example of men's asses and Santa fucked them. He then grabbed Kim Jong Il and threw him, shouting, "THIS IS AN OLD MEME!" and died of AIDS and then Renegade Shepard pissed blood and died.
"Holy fucking shit, Shepard can't die!" Whispered the orphans while being fucked by Commander Shepard.
"I'm afraid it will kill them" said a mystical talking wonder dog. Renegade Shepard proceeded to fuck the furry fox girl that was also 5 years old plus 18 years minus 19 years divided by 1. Renegade Sheprad then fucked the math and found out he couldn't. Space is rather large and big also I have lost my jewish bagel in the darkness, too bad Shepard ate the rest of the Somalians.
'This is a shitty story guys' said BFG9000, 'I will end it.' then that faggot said "THE END"
CHAPTER 3: CAPS LOCK BECAUSE RACECAR!
CHAPTER TWO: THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT OF COLLATERAL KUMQUATS WHO LOVE DICK!
I set off. I sat down. SUDDENLY CAP LOCKS! I OPENED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Bear trap. Dead. Dumbledore is dead! So is chivalry and the Somalian people. I met Ryu and sucked his left pinky finger till it became a big penis, he liked it. Except he had been really late. Chickens! got AIDS. The kind that faggots would get in the ass. And then ducks exploded like Somalia smoked a dolphin. Sharks are really horny Somalians in sheeps worm infested bodybags with super massive cocks. Somalians are gay every pancake day.
"John Madden and Steve have kidnapped the king" screamed Spycrabz, who loved Commander Shepard. The Somalians invaded Commander Shepard's dick but Renegade Shepard did renegade things with a sheep in Australia, because of the evil empire of capitalism!
"I like ponies" the ninja said. Kim Jong Il murdered him. Now, this is a good example of men's asses and Santa fucked them. He then grabbed Kim Jong Il and threw him, shouting, "THIS IS AN OLD MEME!" and died of AIDS and then Renegade Shepard pissed blood and died.
"Holy fucking shit, Shepard can't die!" Whispered the orphans while being fucked by Commander Shepard.
"I'm afraid it will kill them" said a mystical talking wonder dog. Renegade Shepard proceeded to fuck the furry fox girl that was also 5 years old plus 18 years minus 19 years divided by 1. Renegade Sheprad then fucked the math and found out he couldn't. Space is rather large and big also I have lost my jewish bagel in the darkness, too bad Shepard ate the rest of the Somalians.
'This is a shitty story guys' said BFG9000, 'I will end it.' then that faggot said "THE END"
CHAPTER 3: CAPS LOCK BECAUSE RACECAR!
Commander Shepard killed
CHAPTER 3: CAPS LOCK BECAUSE RACECAR!
Commander Sheperd killed her dear mother
CHAPTER 3: CAPS LOCK BECAUSE RACECAR!
Commander Sheperd killed her dear mother because she hated
CHAPTER 3: CAPS LOCK BECAUSE RACECAR!
Commander Sheperd killed her dear mother because she hated her dad and
CHAPTER 3: CAPS LOCK BECAUSE RACECAR!
Commander Sheperd killed her dear mother because she hated her dad and her gay puppy.
CHAPTER 3: CAPS LOCK BECAUSE RACECAR!
Commander Sheperd killed her dear mother because she hated her dad and her gay puppy. Then, the people
CHAPTER 3: CAPS LOCK BECAUSE RACECAR!
Commander Sheperd killed her dear mother because she hated her dad and her gay puppy. Then, the people of Somalia died.
CHAPTER 3: CAPS LOCK BECAUSE RACECAR!
Commander Sheperd killed her dear mother because she hated her dad and her gay puppy. Then, the people of Somalia died in an epic
CHAPTER 3: CAPS LOCK BECAUSE RACECAR!
Commander Sheperd killed her dear mother because she hated her dad and her gay puppy. Then, the people of Somalia died in an epic explosion that Shepard
CHAPTER 3: CAPS LOCK BECAUSE RACECAR!
Commander Sheperd killed her dear mother because she hated her dad and her gay puppy. Then, the people of Somalia died in an epic explosion that Shepard created with his
CHAPTER 3: CAPS LOCK BECAUSE RACECAR!
Commander Sheperd killed her dear mother because she hated her dad and her gay puppy. Then, the people of Somalia died in an epic explosion that Shepard created with his giant Renegade dick.
CHAPTER 3: CAPS LOCK BECAUSE RACECAR!
Commander Sheperd killed her dear mother because she hated her dad and her gay puppy. Then, the people of Somalia died in an epic explosion that Shepard created with his giant Renegade dick. Jizz everywhere. Cum
CHAPTER 3: CAPS LOCK BECAUSE RACECAR!
Commander Shepherd killed her dear mother because she hated her dad and her gay puppy. Then, the people of Somalia died in an epic explosion that Shepard created with his giant Renegade dick. Jizz everywhere. Cum over Somalia where
CHAPTER 3: CAPS LOCK BECAUSE RACECAR!
Commander Shepherd killed her dear mother because she hated her dad and her gay puppy. Then, the people of Somalia died in an epic explosion that Shepard created with his giant Renegade dick. Jizz everywhere. Cum over Somalia where we got pirates.
CHAPTER 3: CAPS LOCK BECAUSE RACECAR!
Commander Shepherd killed her dear mother because she hated her dad and her gay puppy. Then, the people of Somalia died in an epic explosion that Shepard created with his giant Renegade dick. Jizz everywhere. Cum over Somalia where we got pirates and now we
CHAPTER 3: CAPS LOCK BECAUSE RACECAR!
Commander Shepherd killed her dear mother because she hated her dad and her gay puppy. Then, the people of Somalia died in an epic explosion that Shepard created with his giant Renegade dick. Jizz everywhere. Cum over Somalia where we got pirates and now we fucked Commander Shepard
CHAPTER 3: CAPS LOCK BECAUSE RACECAR!
Commander Shepherd killed her dear mother because she hated her dad and her gay puppy. Then, the people of Somalia died in an epic explosion that Shepard created with his giant Renegade dick. Jizz everywhere. Cum over Somalia where we got pirates and now we fucked Commander Shepard in the eyesocket.
CHAPTER 3: CAPS LOCK BECAUSE RACECAR!
Commander Shepherd killed her dear mother because she hated her dad and her gay puppy. Then, the people of Somalia died in an epic explosion that Shepard created with his giant Renegade dick. Jizz everywhere. Cum over Somalia where we got pirates and now we fucked Commander Shepard in the eyesocket. Suddenly, Stephen Fry
CHAPTER 3: CAPS LOCK BECAUSE RACECAR!
Commander Shepherd killed her dear mother because she hated her dad and her gay puppy. Then, the people of Somalia died in an epic explosion that Shepard created with his giant Renegade dick. Jizz everywhere. Cum over Somalia where we got pirates and now we fucked Commander Shepard in the eyesocket. Suddenly, Stephen Fry died. Then Mr.
CHAPTER 3: CAPS LOCK BECAUSE RACECAR!
Commander Shepherd killed her dear mother because she hated her dad and her gay puppy. Then, the people of Somalia died in an epic explosion that Shepard created with his giant Renegade dick. Jizz everywhere. Cum over Somalia where we got pirates and now we fucked Commander Shepard in the eyesocket. Suddenly, Stephen Fry died. Then Mr. Griffin was fat.
CHAPTER 3: CAPS LOCK BECAUSE RACECAR!
Commander Shepherd killed her dear mother because she hated her dad and her gay puppy. Then, the people of Somalia died in an epic explosion that Shepard created with his giant Renegade dick. Jizz everywhere. Cum over Somalia where we got pirates and now we fucked Commander Shepard in the eyesocket. Suddenly, Stephen Fry died. Then Mr. Griffin was fat. Then Shepherd was
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