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CHAPTER 3: CAPS LOCK BECAUSE RACECAR! Commander Shepherd killed her dear mother because she hated her dad and her gay puppy. Then, the people of Somalia died in an epic explosion that Shepard created with his giant Renegade dick. Jizz everywhere. Cum over Somalia where we got pirates and now we fucked Commander Shepard in the eye socket. Suddenly, Stephen Fry died. Then Mr. Griffin was fat. Then Shepherd was so fucking awesome. He fucked Somalians gay lovers, but no homo. Afterwards, he fucked Asian girls that were homosexual men. Now, Shepard gutted them, with the several swords he hid in his ass. Santa likes to not be Santa so he acts like he is Commander Shepard. Ponies should pony ponies. SOMALIA SOMALIA SOMALIA!!! After Santa raped Somalian crack babies, Christmas was delayed due to HIV. Children everywhere were murdered. Fuck children. Meanwhile, in Canada, people were getting angry at Bano. Fuck this dog has bit me in my ass. Fuck that dog. Bano then moonwalked all over my mother's worn tombstone. 'Stick it in' said Steve 'no I will rape all the little dildos in my rape dungeon. Then time stopped and Shepard kicked ass. Little did he know that his mother got murdered just like Batman. Suddenly, in the Batcave, Batman was fapping to scat and gay vore. "That's really gay." said Robin while sexing some women. And then Solider got more weapons that made TF2 hats freakin' disintegrate! the Somalian people started an uprising against Gaben and his public sexslave was a pirate so we went down to Australia for an adventure, A SPACE ADVENTURE, to save space! Then Notch went postman pat splattered. Winnie the Pooh died horribly and Batman ate his dick. Now, facepunch is the greatest place on earth. Because Shepard lives with his mother. Batman's parents died. Now, he gets no incest anymore because he is dickless. David Cameron sucks faggot sticks. Three word sentence. Fuck your sentence. "I'M GONNA DO HOMEWORK AND LAUNDRY" said Clive while FUCKING THE POLICE! "STOP YOU VIOLATED
CHAPTER 3: CAPS LOCK BECAUSE RACECAR! Commander Shepherd killed her dear mother because she hated her dad and her gay puppy. Then, the people of Somalia died in an epic explosion that Shepard created with his giant Renegade dick. Jizz everywhere. Cum over Somalia where we got pirates and now we fucked Commander Shepard in the eye socket. Suddenly, Stephen Fry died. Then Mr. Griffin was fat. Then Shepherd was so fucking awesome. He fucked Somalians gay lovers, but no homo. Afterwards, he fucked Asian girls that were homosexual men. Now, Shepard gutted them, with the several swords he hid in his ass. Santa likes to not be Santa so he acts like he is Commander Shepard. Ponies should pony ponies. SOMALIA SOMALIA SOMALIA!!! After Santa raped Somalian crack babies, Christmas was delayed due to HIV. Children everywhere were murdered. Fuck children. Meanwhile, in Canada, people were getting angry at Bano. Fuck this dog has bit me in my ass. Fuck that dog. Bano then moonwalked all over my mother's worn tombstone. 'Stick it in' said Steve 'no I will rape all the little dildos in my rape dungeon. Then time stopped and Shepard kicked ass. Little did he know that his mother got murdered just like Batman. Suddenly, in the Batcave, Batman was fapping to scat and gay vore. "That's really gay." said Robin while sexing some women. And then Solider got more weapons that made TF2 hats freakin' disintegrate! the Somalian people started an uprising against Gaben and his public sexslave was a pirate so we went down to Australia for an adventure, A SPACE ADVENTURE, to save space! Then Notch went postman pat splattered. Winnie the Pooh died horribly and Batman ate his dick. Now, facepunch is the greatest place on earth. Because Shepard lives with his mother. Batman's parents died. Now, he gets no incest anymore because he is dickless. David Cameron sucks faggot sticks. Three word sentence. Fuck your sentence. "I'M GONNA DO HOMEWORK AND LAUNDRY" said Clive while FUCKING THE POLICE! "STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW YOU
CHAPTER 3: CAPS LOCK BECAUSE RACECAR! Commander Shepherd killed her dear mother because she hated her dad and her gay puppy. Then, the people of Somalia died in an epic explosion that Shepard created with his giant Renegade dick. Jizz everywhere. Cum over Somalia where we got pirates and now we fucked Commander Shepard in the eye socket. Suddenly, Stephen Fry died. Then Mr. Griffin was fat. Then Shepherd was so fucking awesome. He fucked Somalians gay lovers, but no homo. Afterwards, he fucked Asian girls that were homosexual men. Now, Shepard gutted them, with the several swords he hid in his ass. Santa likes to not be Santa so he acts like he is Commander Shepard. Ponies should pony ponies. SOMALIA SOMALIA SOMALIA!!! After Santa raped Somalian crack babies, Christmas was delayed due to HIV. Children everywhere were murdered. Fuck children. Meanwhile, in Canada, people were getting angry at Bano. Fuck this dog has bit me in my ass. Fuck that dog. Bano then moonwalked all over my mother's worn tombstone. 'Stick it in' said Steve 'no I will rape all the little dildos in my rape dungeon. Then time stopped and Shepard kicked ass. Little did he know that his mother got murdered just like Batman. Suddenly, in the Batcave, Batman was fapping to scat and gay vore. "That's really gay." said Robin while sexing some women. And then Solider got more weapons that made TF2 hats freakin' disintegrate! the Somalian people started an uprising against Gaben and his public sexslave was a pirate so we went down to Australia for an adventure, A SPACE ADVENTURE, to save space! Then Notch went postman pat splattered. Winnie the Pooh died horribly and Batman ate his dick. Now, facepunch is the greatest place on earth. Because Shepard lives with his mother. Batman's parents died. Now, he gets no incest anymore because he is dickless. David Cameron sucks faggot sticks. Three word sentence. Fuck your sentence. "I'M GONNA DO HOMEWORK AND LAUNDRY" said Clive while FUCKING THE POLICE! "STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW YOU GUY CALLE CLIVE!"
CHAPTER 3: CAPS LOCK BECAUSE RACECAR! Commander Shepherd killed her dear mother because she hated her dad and her gay puppy. Then, the people of Somalia died in an epic explosion that Shepard created with his giant Renegade dick. Jizz everywhere. Cum over Somalia where we got pirates and now we fucked Commander Shepard in the eye socket. Suddenly, Stephen Fry died. Then Mr. Griffin was fat. Then Shepherd was so fucking awesome. He fucked Somalians gay lovers, but no homo. Afterwards, he fucked Asian girls that were homosexual men. Now, Shepard gutted them, with the several swords he hid in his ass. Santa likes to not be Santa so he acts like he is Commander Shepard. Ponies should pony ponies. SOMALIA SOMALIA SOMALIA!!! After Santa raped Somalian crack babies, Christmas was delayed due to HIV. Children everywhere were murdered. Fuck children. Meanwhile, in Canada, people were getting angry at Bano. Fuck this dog has bit me in my ass. Fuck that dog. Bano then moonwalked all over my mother's worn tombstone. 'Stick it in' said Steve 'no I will rape all the little dildos in my rape dungeon. Then time stopped and Shepard kicked ass. Little did he know that his mother got murdered just like Batman. Suddenly, in the Batcave, Batman was fapping to scat and gay vore. "That's really gay." said Robin while sexing some women. And then Solider got more weapons that made TF2 hats freakin' disintegrate! the Somalian people started an uprising against Gaben and his public sexslave was a pirate so we went down to Australia for an adventure, A SPACE ADVENTURE, to save space! Then Notch went postman pat splattered. Winnie the Pooh died horribly and Batman ate his dick. Now, facepunch is the greatest place on earth. Because Shepard lives with his mother. Batman's parents died. Now, he gets no incest anymore because he is dickless. David Cameron sucks faggot sticks. Three word sentence. Fuck your sentence. "I'M GONNA DO HOMEWORK AND LAUNDRY" said Clive while FUCKING THE POLICE! "STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW YOU GUY CALLE CLIVE!" But who was
CHAPTER 3: CAPS LOCK BECAUSE RACECAR! Commander Shepherd killed her dear mother because she hated her dad and her gay puppy. Then, the people of Somalia died in an epic explosion that Shepard created with his giant Renegade dick. Jizz everywhere. Cum over Somalia where we got pirates and now we fucked Commander Shepard in the eye socket. Suddenly, Stephen Fry died. Then Mr. Griffin was fat. Then Shepherd was so fucking awesome. He fucked Somalians gay lovers, but no homo. Afterwards, he fucked Asian girls that were homosexual men. Now, Shepard gutted them, with the several swords he hid in his ass. Santa likes to not be Santa so he acts like he is Commander Shepard. Ponies should pony ponies. SOMALIA SOMALIA SOMALIA!!! After Santa raped Somalian crack babies, Christmas was delayed due to HIV. Children everywhere were murdered. Fuck children. Meanwhile, in Canada, people were getting angry at Bano. Fuck this dog has bit me in my ass. Fuck that dog. Bano then moonwalked all over my mother's worn tombstone. 'Stick it in' said Steve 'no I will rape all the little dildos in my rape dungeon. Then time stopped and Shepard kicked ass. Little did he know that his mother got murdered just like Batman. Suddenly, in the Batcave, Batman was fapping to scat and gay vore. "That's really gay." said Robin while sexing some women. And then Solider got more weapons that made TF2 hats freakin' disintegrate! the Somalian people started an uprising against Gaben and his public sexslave was a pirate so we went down to Australia for an adventure, A SPACE ADVENTURE, to save space! Then Notch went postman pat splattered. Winnie the Pooh died horribly and Batman ate his dick. Now, facepunch is the greatest place on earth. Because Shepard lives with his mother. Batman's parents died. Now, he gets no incest anymore because he is dickless. David Cameron sucks faggot sticks. Three word sentence. Fuck your sentence. "I'M GONNA DO HOMEWORK AND LAUNDRY" said Clive while FUCKING THE POLICE! "STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW YOU GUY CALLE CLIVE!" But who was Batman in disguise.
CHAPTER 3: CAPS LOCK BECAUSE RACECAR! Commander Shepherd killed her dear mother because she hated her dad and her gay puppy. Then, the people of Somalia died in an epic explosion that Shepard created with his giant Renegade dick. Jizz everywhere. Cum over Somalia where we got pirates and now we fucked Commander Shepard in the eye socket. Suddenly, Stephen Fry died. Then Mr. Griffin was fat. Then Shepherd was so fucking awesome. He fucked Somalians gay lovers, but no homo. Afterwards, he fucked Asian girls that were homosexual men. Now, Shepard gutted them, with the several swords he hid in his ass. Santa likes to not be Santa so he acts like he is Commander Shepard. Ponies should pony ponies. SOMALIA SOMALIA SOMALIA!!! After Santa raped Somalian crack babies, Christmas was delayed due to HIV. Children everywhere were murdered. Fuck children. Meanwhile, in Canada, people were getting angry at Bano. Fuck this dog has bit me in my ass. Fuck that dog. Bano then moonwalked all over my mother's worn tombstone. 'Stick it in' said Steve 'no I will rape all the little dildos in my rape dungeon. Then time stopped and Shepard kicked ass. Little did he know that his mother got murdered just like Batman. Suddenly, in the Batcave, Batman was fapping to scat and gay vore. "That's really gay." said Robin while sexing some women. And then Solider got more weapons that made TF2 hats freakin' disintegrate! the Somalian people started an uprising against Gaben and his public sexslave was a pirate so we went down to Australia for an adventure, A SPACE ADVENTURE, to save space! Then Notch went postman pat splattered. Winnie the Pooh died horribly and Batman ate his dick. Now, facepunch is the greatest place on earth. Because Shepard lives with his mother. Batman's parents died. Now, he gets no incest anymore because he is dickless. David Cameron sucks faggot sticks. Three word sentence. Fuck your sentence. "I'M GONNA DO HOMEWORK AND LAUNDRY" said Clive while FUCKING THE POLICE! "STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW YOU GUY CALLED CLIVE!" But who was Batman in disguise. SUDDEN CAPS LOCK!
CHAPTER 5: FIFTH CHAPTER THAT
CHAPTER 5: FIFTH CHAPTER THAT FORGOT FOUR Shepherd
CHAPTER 5: FIFTH CHAPTER THAT FORGOT FOUR Shepherd skipped chapter five.
CHAPTER 5: FIFTH CHAPTER THAT FORGOT FOUR Shepherd skipped chapter five. Not really, he
CHAPTER 5: FIFTH CHAPTER THAT FORGOT FOUR Shepherd skipped chapter five. Not really, he fucked it hard.
CHAPTER 5: FIFTH CHAPTER THAT FORGOT FOUR Shepherd skipped chapter five. Not really, he fucked it hard. CHAPTER 6: I TOLD YOU
CHAPTER 6: I TOLD YOU TO STFU, BITCH!
CHAPTER 6: I TOLD YOU TO STFU, BITCH! "CUTTING CHAPTER 5
CHAPTER 6: I TOLD YOU TO STFU, BITCH! "CUTTING CHAPTER 5 Mrs Weasley followed them upstairs looking grim.
[QUOTE=cathal6606;31869677]CHAPTER 6: I TOLD YOU TO STFU, BITCH! "CUTTING CHAPTER 5 Mrs Weasley followed them upstairs looking grim.[/QUOTE] That was 7 words.
[QUOTE=BFG9000;31869798]That was 7 words.[/QUOTE] This thread needed to be kickstarted, forcefully.
CHAPTER 6: I TOLD YOU TO STFU, BITCH! "CUTTING CHAPTER 5 Mrs Weasley followed them upstairs looking grim. Then, suddenly a
CHAPTER 6: I TOLD YOU TO STFU, BITCH! "CUTTING CHAPTER 5 Mrs Weasley followed them upstairs looking grim. Then, suddenly a young child came
CHAPTER 6: I TOLD YOU TO STFU, BITCH! "CUTTING CHAPTER 5 Mrs Weasley followed them upstairs looking grim. Then, suddenly a young child came bearing a dead
CHAPTER 6: I TOLD YOU TO STFU, BITCH! "CUTTING CHAPTER 5 Mrs Weasley followed them upstairs looking grim. Then, suddenly a young child came bearing a dead cat that was
CHAPTER 6: I TOLD YOU TO STFU, BITCH! "CUTTING CHAPTER 5 Mrs Weasley followed them upstairs looking grim. Then, suddenly a young child came bearing a dead cat that was super stoned on
CHAPTER 6: I TOLD YOU TO STFU, BITCH! "CUTTING CHAPTER 5 Mrs Weasley followed them upstairs looking grim. Then, suddenly a young child came bearing a dead cat that was super stoned on kool-aid, so the
HAPTER 6: I TOLD YOU TO STFU, BITCH! "CUTTING CHAPTER 5 Mrs Weasley followed them upstairs looking grim. Then, suddenly a young child came bearing a dead cat that was super stoned on kool-aid, so the Illuminati killed him.
HAPTER 6: I TOLD YOU TO STFU, BITCH! "CUTTING CHAPTER 5 Mrs Weasley followed them upstairs looking grim. Then, suddenly a young child came bearing a dead cat that was super stoned on kool-aid, so the Illuminati killed him. Ron pissed himself
CHAPTER 6: I TOLD YOU TO STFU, BITCH! "CUTTING CHAPTER 5 Mrs Weasley followed them upstairs looking grim. Then, suddenly a young child came bearing a dead cat that was super stoned on kool-aid, so the Illuminati killed him. Ron pissed himself with his dick
CHAPTER 6: I TOLD YOU TO STFU, BITCH! "CUTTING CHAPTER 5 Mrs Weasley followed them upstairs looking grim. Then, suddenly a young child came bearing a dead cat that was super stoned on kool-aid, so the Illuminati killed him. Ron pissed himself with his dick hanging out of
Whats up with these chapters? I liked the wall-o-text.
CHAPTER 6: I TOLD YOU TO STFU, BITCH! "CUTTING CHAPTER 5 Mrs Weasley followed them upstairs looking grim. Then, suddenly a young child came bearing a dead cat that was super stoned on kool-aid, so the Illuminati killed him. Ron pissed himself with his dick hanging out of his ass. The
CHAPTER 6: I TOLD YOU TO STFU, BITCH! "CUTTING CHAPTER 5 Mrs Weasley followed them upstairs looking grim. Then, suddenly a young child came bearing a dead cat that was super stoned on kool-aid, so the Illuminati killed him. Ron pissed himself with his dick hanging out of his ass. The Illuminati suddenly
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