With a gun that was inside of a cannon.
How do you destroy the only cannon in the entire universe?
kill witherfire with a cannon (ok i got ninja'd)
how do you kill a faggot who posts too much just so he can get gold member
Shove a cannon up his ass.
How do you eat spaghetti?
Cannon cooked.
How do cannons have babies
Well, you see son, there's a little thing called the balls and the chains...
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
[QUOTE=Machk;18873875]Well, you see son, there's a little thing called the balls and the chains...
How do you solve a problem like Maria?[/QUOTE]
oh god that's god
Fire her out of a cannon
How would one prevent the global economic crisis
Blow up the demand using the supply.
Wait.
How do you solve the Obesity crisis?
Fire the fat ones out of a cannon so fast the fat dissolves
How do you get independence from Mexico with 6-pound cannon?
With a cannon.
How do I shoot a cannon
With a cannon.
How do I cannons babby?
You put babby into cannons and fire.
How do you make a television show?
wow, first read this as "solve every problem with cannabis"
[QUOTE=40kplayer;18875152]You put babby into cannons and fire.
How do you make a television show?[/QUOTE]
Film cannons.
How do you dump a girlfriend?
Make a hole with this and push her into it:
[img]http://www.trigit.net/ion_cannon.jpg[/img]
How do you determine which swallow is faster, African or European?
Shot a cannon at them, whichever one takes logner to kill wins.
How do you cannon a cannon to get its cannon to cannon out of its cannon hole?
By lighting the fuse at the end.
What would you do for a cannon bar?
[QUOTE=kychu24;18875921]Shot a cannon at them, whichever one takes logner to kill wins.
How do you cannon a cannon to get its cannon to cannon out of its cannon hole?[/QUOTE]
Use more cannon.
How do you make sweet love to the opposite sex?
Put your cannon in her vagina.
How do you solve abortion
put THE cannon in her vagina
how do you cook perfect lobster?
Load it into the cannon, and fire it into the sun.
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How can I tell what today's date is?
By shooting government buildings with cannons until they comply and tell you.
How do you fix a car?
By stealing a new one with a cannon.
How do you fly?
Get into a cannon.
How do you give a bunch of bored college kids condoms?
Shoot cannon full of condoms in their face.
How do you call Nigeria?
Shoot a long range radio over there with a cannon.
How do you prevent the atom bomb?
By launching it from a cannon into outer space.
How would you solve a complicated math problem?
Multiply everything by cannon.
How do we bring about world peace?
By ending the world with cannons.
How do you donate one or more of your vital organs?
by taking it out with a cannon
how do you solve a problem with cannons?
cannon
How do you a cannon?
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