Solve Every Problem With Cannons - General

cannon it in the face. how do you stop swine flu?

Take a cannonball trip to the moon. How do you handle a newborn infant?

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How do you fix a lazy poster? [sp] ^^^ [/sp]

Shoot him in the leg with a cannonball, then make him make a thread about it. How do you tie your shoes?

With a cannon. How do you resolve wars?

with cannons. what does a cat puking sound like?

A cannon firing slowly... In reverse. How do you carry out an abortion?

Blowing the shit out of everything, using cannons. How do you shot web?

With web cannon. How do you shoot Canon? [img]http://www.cameralabs.com/reviews/Canon400D/images/Canon400D_main.jpg[/img]

Put it in the cannon and shoot How do you crash windows?

Put it in a firing range and cannon it. How do you build a cannon without using a cannon?

Without using cannon, use a cannon to build a cannon. How do you make baked goods?

Fire the dough out of a cannon. What do you do if someone accidentally a cannon.

I could solve my dry skin problem with a cannonball traveling at 500mph+ through my arm? interesting

Shoot them with a cannon for accidentalying his cannon. How do you buy A car?

Say to a salesman: if you won't sell me a car, I'll shoot a cannon in your face. How do you open the lid of a can of delishious content without ruining the precious bounty?

Shoot others with your cannon until they decide to open it for you. How do you write the Declaration of Independence?

Fire cannons threw a large, blank piece of parchment. how do you drive a car with your feet?

Shoot car out cannon with feet on wheel. How do you cure cancer?

Blast cancerous cells with the cannon. How do you play Canon in D?

You dont.

Use more cannons How do you solve a problem when you don't have any cannons?

[QUOTE=killa101;18893548]Use more cannons How do you solve a problem when you don't have any cannons?[/QUOTE] You solve it anyways because cannons are badass! How does one build a house?

Firing into The Home Depot with a cannon, strapping the remains to a cannonball, firing the cannonball at a new place to build a house, then firing cannonballs at it until a house is built. How would one go about downloading music?

Use a cannon to put music in. Ignite fuse, download faster. How would one stop hitler?

Shoot a cannon into him, thus exploding him and making him into food. How does one stop a car?

Drop a cannon on the roof over the driver's seat. How do you end world hunger?

Kill everyone with cannons. How do you fly to the moon?

Cannons, and lots of them, all pointed in one direction. The cannons actually are special ones; they have a very weak outer layer and lots and lots of combustible gas inside. How do you fall off a cliff?