Just as i read this... I drank out of my "Water" Bottle..
Oh god, my [B][I]BLOOD[/I][/B]!
I just spilled my water bottle all over myself.
Well fuck.
nooo, my irn bru!!!
Milk.
A huge cup of semen, welp.
Half-full bottle of water... oh god I've drank half a bottle of-
*faints*
As some weird experiment, I've left a glass of water to stay on my bookcase until the end of my summer break. Nothing like a glass full of 3+ weeks old semen.
My can of Coke...
Ahh what the hell.
*Drinks anyway*
Not my rum, WHYYYYY?!?!
fuck i was drinking
My veins feel weird all of the sudden. I am feeling strange tingling sensati-
Guys... If my blood and water in my body is now.... Then what is my heart pumpi- *Falls onto keyboard* 7 yy7 yh76tb g
God dammit, I spent a lot of money on those fish...
My dad put a beer can on the table to drink later.
Looks like someone's in for a surprise.
"Hey this isn't my beer! But it goes down so smooth..."
NOT THE NYQUIL.
glass of wine turned to semen
Im reverse Jesus.
[QUOTE=CYBER_C0WB0Y;36437322]glass of wine turned to semen
Im reverse Jesus.[/QUOTE]
I do not think Jesus turned semen into wine
Semen beer float...
My tea!
I was drinking that you asshole.
My cup of semen is now a steamy cup of semen
Can of deodorant
This is gonna get messy
My printer will now apply semen to the paper instead of ink.
Oh god, my GPU cooling system... sonofa
Shit, I have a tear in my left optic right now.........
I hope semen is a good heat conductor otherwise I'll be needing a new CPU and cooler.
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