[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;32914717]I have a rabbit. They are not good pets, they don't become attached to humans.[/QUOTE]
You think a rabbit's hard, try a fucking Bearded Dragon.
Bastard doesn't even have to do anything and I could die from salmonella.
[QUOTE=Cone;32915254]You think a rabbit's hard, try a fucking Bearded Dragon.
Bastard doesn't even have to do anything and I could die from salmonella.[/QUOTE]
I've always wanted one of those.
lol, when I was like 4-5, my older sister was playing Goldeneye 007 on Nintendo 64. When your character dies, there is blood leaking on the screen. I asked my parents if it was blood and they told me it was only red paint.
And shit, I followed that rule until I was like 12-13. I'm fucking retarded.
[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;32915264]I've always wanted one of those.[/QUOTE]
Crickets are annoying as all hell to feed to him. Buggers jump all over the place and I have to catch them in case they escape because my psychopathic cats like torturing the poor things if they find them.
Tricky pet. But they look really cool and they do some seriously retardedly funny things some times.
My lizard ran away
Turns out my mom sprayed him with water to cool him and she didn't know his heating rock was on and he boiled [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/v.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;32915373]My lizard ran away
Turns out my mom sprayed him with water to cool him and she didn't know his heating rock was on and he boiled [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/v.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Oh fuck man that's horrible
I mean Jesus
Now I'm worried for my lizard.
That when I get to high school I'll need to use cursive non stop.
I'm in 11th grade and I've only used it twice so far.
:suicide:
When I was a little kid, my parents told me that one day we could all go to Portugal and see my Grandpa (whom I've never met before).
It's 2011 and I STILL haven't gone there to meet him yet.
[img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-smith.gif[/img]
That ants pee on my toys, and therefore I shouldn't put them in my mouth.
[editline]22nd October 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;32915499]When I was a little kid, my parents told me that one day we could all go to Portugal and see my Grandpa (whom I've never met before).
It's 2011 and I STILL haven't gone there to meet him yet.
[img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-smith.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
So... its only been a year or so then?
I'm kidding thats horrible.
my parents are cool in the lack of lying area. santa was fake, no tooth fairy, none of that.
still got presents on christmas though. :v:
[QUOTE=Cone;32913567]
Also, both my parents said "It's not that bad" when an iron landed on my face. Granted, the scars are gone now, but I had a fuckton of stitches.
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How did you manage to do that?
[QUOTE=legolover122;32915677]How did you manage to do that?[/QUOTE]
Tripped on the wrong wire. It was leading upwards to the ironing board, so when I caught my foot on the bit raised off the ground there wasn't anything stopping it.
Fucker landed straight on my skull. I'm lucky I don't have any severe or notable damage.
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;32915643]So... its only been a year or so then?
I'm kidding thats horrible.[/QUOTE]
At least I know you're kidding. Honestly, this sucks for me cause I've met just about EVERY family member I have, yet I've never met my grandpa from my dad's side. My grandpa from my mom's side died of cancer when I was just 2, so I've never actually got to know at least one of my grandfathers that well.
"We don't pick favorites"
[QUOTE=sonny99;32915901]"We don't pick favorites"[/QUOTE]
Same thing with my family.
Me and my older brother: We're treated like lonely peasants.
My two little brothers: They're treated like kings.
[editline]22nd October 2011[/editline]
I believe they had something about this in a book I read once.
That my dad and I would build a tree house one day. :(
to this day my mom insists that I told her she could sell my pokemon cards.
[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;32916361]to this day my mom insists that I told her she could sell my pokemon cards.[/QUOTE]
That same thing happened to me! Only, my situation was with Legos. I had a HUGE box of those things and my mom got rid of them all.
[QUOTE=sonny99;32915901]"We don't pick favorites"[/QUOTE]
My mum treats me like shit, yells at me for no reason, takes away my things, if I do something wrong on accident I'll get yelled at, but my sister can get away with pretty much anything and barely ever gets yelled at.
that touching women in bed is bad
Santa. I was young and so my mom and I laid out cookies and milk for Santa. I came downstairs in the middle of the night to find my dad eating the cookies to make it seem like Santa was there.
[QUOTE=Blazyd;32916736]Santa. I was young and so my mom and I laid out cookies and milk for Santa. I came downstairs in the middle of the night to find my dad eating the cookies to make it seem like Santa was there.[/QUOTE]
Same thing happened to me, but it was followed by "Dad! those cookies are for Santa! What are you doing!?"
Oh and,
"You will find the right girl one day." D:
My parents played out Santa almost TOO much. We fucking laid out carrots for the reindeer. I was surprisingly cool with it when i found out, more cookies for me.
That my real dad left because he was getting depressed.
She cheated on him. :c
that santa was real..
[QUOTE=ossumsauce;32916763]My parents played out Santa almost TOO much. We fucking laid out carrots for the reindeer. I was surprisingly cool with it when i found out, more cookies for me.[/QUOTE]
Same here. My parents even put mud on the dog's feet and made it walk around the tiling.
I wondered how a reindeer got into the house.
When I was real young I asked my dad why he wasnt black if he was from africa. He said it was because he washed real well, I believed him for years :v:
Also, my mom told me that "Cursive is the most essential thing you will ever learn in your entire life." I got to 4th grade and my teacher said the exact same thing, and took a few kids that couldn't write in cursive very well and sent us down to the library with a volunteer from a local high school. We got there and he sat us all at one table and whispered, "Alright, don't tell anyone this, but cursive is the stupidest thing they want you to learn in elementary school, you will never use it again because it is absolutely pointless. These worksheets you are supposed to do will waste your time here, so just sit and talk together for an hour and I'll tell her that you guys have all perfected your cursive skills."
That god is real and will make everything perfect.
Bullshit.
"Christians are idiots" - My parents
jeez
[QUOTE=Checkers;32918164]Christians are idiots[/QUOTE]
i don't...
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