"Don't touch that grill, it's hot!"
That thing was hotter than hot. Couldn't use my index finger for days.
Me: What color are my balls
Mom: Green
[sp]I was 5[/sp]
Watching porn can ruin my sex life.
Lol, what sex life?
[QUOTE=Rastadogg5;32953060]Watching porn can ruin my sex life.
Lol, what sex life?[/QUOTE]
I love your avatar. Nine inch nails are an awesome band.
“Only black people can go to jail.”
I remember my dad saying this when i was 8
No need. I [i]promise[/i] I won't close down all your tabs and images in photoshop and Internet Explorer.
Hours of work spoiled.
"Woops!"
WHY MOM, WHY!
Then I got a new computer wich sucks horse ass. Now the computer closes down the stuff on me, not my mother..
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