Jaden Smith dies, you are given his twitter account to tweet for him so the world doesn't know. What

[SaintBonkers]

Do homeless people understand knock-knock jokes?

[GayIlluminati]

If Parsons Hated Hubbard, Does That Mean That Jack Was Really The Manifestation Of An Archaic Evil, Meant To Use His Jet Propulsion Technology For More Nefarious Purposes.

-this definitely isn't 140 characters =/-

[a dumb bear]

But How Can You Die When You Never Truly Lived?

[markinluck]

Water Is The Essence Of Wetness, And Wetness Is The Essence Of Beauty.

[WitlessTanuki]

If Dad Was Not Phone, Then Who Was Phone?

[🅱️🅰️LLS. ➿]

If The Soap Washes Me, Who Washes The Soap?

[Dangledoor]

How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck If a Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?

[Drk]

Shout Out To All My Zone 6 Niggers

[Jesus Crits]

If we share 50% of our DNA with our bananas, then when we eat bananas are we 50% cannibals

[Canuhearme?]

Why Do Trees Bark If They Don't Make A Sound?

[DoF]

[URL="http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2wnfkv/jaden_smith_has_secretly_died_and_you_are/"]How Can Facepunch Threads Be Original If Reddit Did It First[/URL]

[Pvt Anderson]

Mother Nature Tells You What Your Day Will Smell Like, So How Can You Argue?

[MrDugong]

What If Contagious Yawning Was A Placebo And We've All Been Fooled.

[Evi.tf]

How Many Lightbulbs Does It Take To Change Us

[Doomlord]

[QUOTE=Evi.tf;47369766]How Many Lightbulbs Does It Take To Change Us[/QUOTE]

Seeing as Good Ideas or great knowledge are often depicted as lightbulbs, this one is actually VERY deep and not so Jaden-smithy at all.
I like it

[Clavin]

I'm Jaden Smith, Bitch

[Mr. Someguy]

How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?

[Pako]

If there were Two Guys on the Moon and one Killed the other with a Rock would that be Fucked Up or What

[meanwhile]

Facepunch Is The Tool To Brainwash The Old

[!LORD M!]

What is the world but ourselves.

[Egg_Toaster]

How could Jaden Smith die if life's not real?

[ASIC]

[QUOTE=Evi.tf;47369766]How Many Lightbulbs Does It Take To Change Us[/QUOTE]

I Think This One Was Already Posted On That Reddit [URL="http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2wnfkv/jaden_smith_has_secretly_died_and_you_are/cosp2ol"]Thread[/URL] One Guy Linked Earlier.

[Joazzz]

If Bleach Is Mostly Water And So Are Humans Then Are We Bleach

[wauterboi]

If The Big Bang Created The Universe And No One Was Around To Hear It Does It Make A Sound

[gary spivey]

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