• I like my women the way I like my...
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I like my women the way I like sex, with a penis.
I like my women like I like my mandibles: Strong. Marmite
[QUOTE=geogzm;23131396]I like my women like I like my mandibles: Strong. Marmite[/QUOTE] I like my women the way i like my marmite: Torn apart and in a thrash bin. Steve Jobs.
[QUOTE=Black Milano;23131425]I like my women the way i like my marmite: Torn apart and in a thrash bin. Steve Jobs.[/QUOTE] I like my women the way I like my Steve Jobs. Dumb, rich, and obsessed with shiny things :q: Lemmings
I like my women the way I like my Lemmings, small and hairy(?). Men. [editline]09:44PM[/editline] I'm probably not funny at all.
[QUOTE=DatWut?;23131573]I like my women the way I like my Lemmings, small and hairy(?). Men.[/QUOTE] I like women like I like my men, alive and ready for action. Oxygen.
I like women like I like my oxygen, polluted and dirty. Guitar Hero.
[QUOTE=ForestRaptor;23131883]I like women like I like my oxygen, polluted and dirty. Guitar Hero.[/QUOTE] I like my women like I like my Guitar Hero, loud and hard. Pinky.
I like my women like i like my Pinky. Smooth and skinny Sandwhich
I like my women the way I like my sandwich. White only, covered in mustard. Television shows.
I like the women the way I like my television shows, nothing on. Pokerchips
I like my women the way I like my pokerchips, covered with the sweat of hundreds of fat gamblers. [editline]09:41PM[/editline] Steam Games
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I like my women the way I like my Steam Games, on sale. Ice Cream
I like women the way I like my Ice Cream, white and slippery Vuvuzela
I like my women the way I like my Vuvuzela, loud when you blow in hard enough. :v: Money
I like my women the way i like my Vuvuzela; broken in half and left in a pit. ninjad I like my women the way i like my Money; Easily lost if you don't keep it close to your chest. :smithicide:
[QUOTE=Livewire2440;23134284]I like my women the way i like my Vuvuzela; broken in half and left in a pit. ninjad I like my women the way i like my Money; Easily lost if you don't keep it close to your chest. :smithicide:[/QUOTE] I like my women like :smithicide: Always up for kinky shit. Coca cola
I like my women the way I like Coca Cola, sweet 'n' black. Facepunch. :3:
I like women the way I like my facepunch, retarded, slightly interesting, and an ideological idiot Radium
I like my women like I like my Radium, bone depleting. Google
I like my women the way I like my Google, Full of shit
I like my women the way I like my blank space, blank and blank. Sunglasses.
I like my women the way I like my sunglasses, easily worn. Alarm clock
I like my women the way I like my alarm clock, gets me up in the morning and is nice and noisy when I spank her. Music.
I like my women the way I like the number 5 - THere are five of 'em. Towels
I like my women like towels Soft, small, and their always there. [b]Damnit I sound like a pedo...[/b] Pedo
I like my women the way I like my pedos... Older than me. Chili cheese fries.
I like my women like i like my Chili Cheese Fries, Long, thin and lickable. Oats
I like my women how I like my oats... small, round and flat. I hate you so much. Women
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