I like my women like I like my mandibles: Strong.
Marmite
[QUOTE=geogzm;23131396]I like my women like I like my mandibles: Strong.
Marmite[/QUOTE]
I like my women the way i like my marmite: Torn apart and in a thrash bin.
Steve Jobs.
[QUOTE=Black Milano;23131425]I like my women the way i like my marmite: Torn apart and in a thrash bin.
Steve Jobs.[/QUOTE]
I like my women the way I like my Steve Jobs. Dumb, rich, and obsessed with shiny things :q:
Lemmings
I like my women the way I like my Lemmings, small and hairy(?).
Men.
[editline]09:44PM[/editline]
I'm probably not funny at all.
[QUOTE=DatWut?;23131573]I like my women the way I like my Lemmings, small and hairy(?).
Men.[/QUOTE]
I like women like I like my men, alive and ready for action.
Oxygen.
I like women like I like my oxygen, polluted and dirty.
Guitar Hero.
[QUOTE=ForestRaptor;23131883]I like women like I like my oxygen, polluted and dirty.
Guitar Hero.[/QUOTE]
I like my women like I like my Guitar Hero, loud and hard.
Pinky.
I like my women like i like my Pinky. Smooth and skinny
Sandwhich
I like my women the way I like my sandwich. White only, covered in mustard.
Television shows.
I like the women the way I like my television shows, nothing on.
Pokerchips
I like my women the way I like my pokerchips, covered with the sweat of hundreds of fat gamblers.
[editline]09:41PM[/editline]
Steam Games
-ninja'd-
I like my women the way I like my Steam Games, on sale.
Ice Cream
I like women the way I like my Ice Cream, white and slippery
Vuvuzela
I like my women the way I like my Vuvuzela, loud when you blow in hard enough. :v:
Money
I like my women the way i like my Vuvuzela; broken in half and left in a pit.
ninjad
I like my women the way i like my Money; Easily lost if you don't keep it close to your chest.
:smithicide:
[QUOTE=Livewire2440;23134284]I like my women the way i like my Vuvuzela; broken in half and left in a pit.
ninjad
I like my women the way i like my Money; Easily lost if you don't keep it close to your chest.
:smithicide:[/QUOTE]
I like my women like :smithicide: Always up for kinky shit.
Coca cola
I like my women the way I like Coca Cola, sweet 'n' black.
Facepunch. :3:
I like women the way I like my facepunch, retarded, slightly interesting, and an ideological idiot
Radium
I like my women like I like my Radium, bone depleting.
Google
I like my women the way I like my Google, Full of shit
I like my women the way I like my blank space, blank and blank.
Sunglasses.
I like my women the way I like my sunglasses, easily worn.
Alarm clock
I like my women the way I like my alarm clock, gets me up in the morning and is nice and noisy when I spank her.
Music.
I like my women the way I like the number 5 - THere are five of 'em.
Towels
I like my women like towels
Soft, small, and their always there. [b]Damnit I sound like a pedo...[/b]
Pedo
I like my women the way I like my pedos... Older than me.
Chili cheese fries.
I like my women like i like my Chili Cheese Fries, Long, thin and lickable.
Oats
I like my women how I like my oats... small, round and flat. I hate you so much.
Women
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