I like my women the way I like my interplanetary ninja: Stealthy, sleek and out of this world.
Walrus
I like my walrus like I like my woman... with a musta-... oh fu-
Men
I like my women like i like my men, heavily muslced and has a penis.
Lysol disinfectant wipes.
i like my women like i like my lysol disinfected wipes, cleaning my house.
balls
I like my women like I like my balls; smell like cheese.
Cheese.
I like my women the way I like my cheese: holes to put my dick in.
gigantic dick
I like my women the way i like my gigantic dick: well i think u get the point
poop
I like my woman the way i like my poop: easy to rub on my body.
Blood
I like my women the way I like my scotch. 12 years old and mixed with coke.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Banana;23169168]I like my women the way I like my scotch. 12 years old and mixed with coke.[/QUOTE]
C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!!
I like my women the way I like my coke. Drawn out, dried, and disturbingly skinny.
Your supposed to say something captian my captian.
Giant Explosive terrorists
Steak.
Brown on the outside, pink on the inside.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Banana;23169168]I like my women the way I like my scotch. 12 years old and mixed with coke.[/QUOTE]
Damnit I was just coming to post that...
I like my women blank, empty and without meaning.
Bank
[QUOTE=cyanide101;23170951]I like my women blank, empty and without meaning.
Bank[/QUOTE]
I like my women like my bank, unguarded and in the middle of nowhere.
cake
I like women the way I like my cake, frosted and ready to eat
Shotguns
I like my women the way I like my shotguns. Loaded and ready to blow
men
I like my women they way I like my electricity: Shocking.
You put none there so i'll go free.
I liek mai womans the way i like my .22 Olympia: Oiled but clean.
I like my women the way I like my men: rock hard, pulsating, and ready to penetrate my anticipating flesh.
[QUOTE=Daemonshadow;23172185]I like my women the way I like my men: rock hard, pulsating, and ready to penetrate my anticipating flesh.[/QUOTE]
You mean zombies right?
lemme try this again, as i forot mine as well.
I like women as i like my men: Tough and ready for a long raid.
Gas masks.
Snip
[QUOTE=Sabrina;23172363]You mean zombies right?
lemme try this again, as i forot mine as well.
I like women as i like my men: Tough and ready for a long raid.
Gas masks.[/QUOTE]
I like my women like I like my gas masks - takes care of the breath in my mouth
Ok that's not my fault that was a shitty object
desk fans
[QUOTE=JDER14;23160924]I like my women like i like my men, heavily muslced and has a penis.
Lysol disinfectant wipes.[/QUOTE]
Rated Gaybo
I like my women like I like my desk fans, always turned on by me
orange juice
[QUOTE=S1N1337;23172447]I like my women like I like my desk fans, always turned on by me
orange juice[/QUOTE]
I like women like I like my Orange Juice, freshly squeezed and with extra pulp.
I like my woman the way I like my [Blanks]; always quiet.
Horse
[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;23172529]I like my woman the way I like my [Blanks]; always quiet.
Horse[/QUOTE]
I like my women i like my horse: Strong and with a powerful kick.
Dont blame me.
Pork faggots.
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