• I like my women the way I like my...
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I like my women the way I like my Chernobyl; unreliable and controlled by Soviets. Kim Jong Il.
I like my women the way i like my Kim Jong Il: petite and yielding a nuclear assault Vladimir Putin
I like my women the way i like my Vladimir Putin; muscular Trees
I like my women the way I like my trees. Unable to scream or run. Dial-up internet.
I like my women the way I like my dial-up internet. Slow and pricey. Letters.
I like my women the way I like my letters: square and stamped. FACEPUNCH
I like my women the way I like my facepunch: Fun but easy to get rid of. Furries
I like my women the way i like my Furries: Dead [editline]07:13PM[/editline] :v: [editline]07:13PM[/editline] Staplers
I like my women the way i like my staplers: pinching but easy to control. cheese
I like my women the way I like my cheese: Soft and full of holes to put my dick in. garbage
I like my women the way I like my Garbage; Sticky and wet.
I like my women the way I like my [missing suggestion] : [missing witty reply] and [missing witty reply] jetpacks
I like my women like I like my jetpacks, flyin high and thrusting Harpy Eagle
I like my women like I like my Harpy Eagle, lots of plumage and always chewing on worms yogurt
i like my women like i like my yogurt, creamy and fun to dig out with a spoon :smug: women
I like my women like I like my women; male. Irons.
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I like my women the way I like my -snip-, quick and easy to get rid of. Ham.
I like my women the way I like my ham; moist and soaked in honey. Mass Effect
I like my women the way I like my Mass Effect; Fun but hard. peanuts
I like my women the way I like my peanuts; Fun but hard. hard on the outside , but soft in my when i thrust them in my ass
I like my women the way I like my nothing; unresisting and transparent. Cake
I like my women the way I like my cake, creamy with icing on top. Keyboard
I like my women the way i like my keyboards: Sticky and covered in hair Semen
I like my women the way i like my semen: warm and white door knob
[QUOTE=Thirteen;23212782]I like my women the way i like my semen: warm and white[/QUOTE] No object, le'skip I like my women the way I like my semen; sticky and smelling faintly of dish soap Left 4 Dead
missed my edit bro
i like my women the way i like my left 4 dead: lots of fun cock
i like my women the way i like my cock, it does all the work dial up., edit: didnt even read any posts so pint glass instead
I like my women like I like my pint glass: full of liquor Alarm Clock
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