I like my women the way I like my Chernobyl; unreliable and controlled by Soviets.
Kim Jong Il.
I like my women the way i like my Kim Jong Il: petite and yielding a nuclear assault
Vladimir Putin
I like my women the way i like my Vladimir Putin; muscular
Trees
I like my women the way I like my trees. Unable to scream or run.
Dial-up internet.
I like my women the way I like my dial-up internet. Slow and pricey.
Letters.
I like my women the way I like my letters: square and stamped.
FACEPUNCH
I like my women the way I like my facepunch: Fun but easy to get rid of.
Furries
I like my women the way i like my Furries:
Dead
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:v:
[editline]07:13PM[/editline]
Staplers
I like my women the way i like my staplers: pinching but easy to control.
cheese
I like my women the way I like my cheese: Soft and full of holes to put my dick in.
garbage
I like my women the way I like my Garbage; Sticky and wet.
I like my women the way I like my [missing suggestion] : [missing witty reply] and [missing witty reply]
jetpacks
I like my women like I like my jetpacks, flyin high and thrusting
Harpy Eagle
I like my women like I like my Harpy Eagle, lots of plumage and always chewing on worms
yogurt
i like my women like i like my yogurt, creamy and fun to dig out with a spoon :smug:
women
I like my women like I like my women; male.
Irons.
-snip-
I like my women the way I like my -snip-, quick and easy to get rid of.
Ham.
I like my women the way I like my ham; moist and soaked in honey.
Mass Effect
I like my women the way I like my Mass Effect; Fun but hard.
peanuts
I like my women the way I like my peanuts; Fun but hard.
hard on the outside , but soft in my when i thrust them in my ass
I like my women the way I like my nothing; unresisting and transparent.
Cake
I like my women the way I like my cake, creamy with icing on top.
Keyboard
I like my women the way i like my keyboards: Sticky and covered in hair
Semen
I like my women the way i like my semen: warm and white
door knob
[QUOTE=Thirteen;23212782]I like my women the way i like my semen: warm and white[/QUOTE]
No object, le'skip
I like my women the way I like my semen; sticky and smelling faintly of dish soap
Left 4 Dead
missed my edit bro
i like my women the way i like my left 4 dead: lots of fun
cock
i like my women the way i like my cock, it does all the work
dial up., edit: didnt even read any posts so pint glass instead
I like my women like I like my pint glass: full of liquor
Alarm Clock
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