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I like my women the way I like my alarm clock, wakes me up when I tell it to and doesn't do any fucking thing else. Postal's Ass
I like my women the way I like my alarm clock: loud enough to wake me up during the night. Firefox 4 beta. [editline]08:48PM[/editline] :ninja:s!
I like my women the way I like my Firefox 4 beta; not on my computer. Badgers.
I like my women the way I like my badgers, covered in hair and full of rabies. Skin diseases.
I like my women the way I like my skin diseases: itchy and covered with red bumps. Illusive aberrations.
I like my women the way I like my Illusive aberrations: With a penis :q: IP Address
I like my women the way I like my IP address: hidden, stealthy and secure. Headphones.
I like my women the way i like my Headphones: loud and pink Kitchen
I like my women the way I like my kitchen: with women in it. Bathroom.
I like my women the way I like my bathroom: I can piss in it Web browser
I like my women the way I like my web browser: insecure knives
I like my woman the way I like my knives; Sharp and cut easily through flesh. HK Mk.23
I like my women the way I like my HK Mk.23: Loaded balls
I like my women like i like my balls big and round Coffee
i like my women the way i like my coffee, with lots of cream oxy clean
i like my women like i like my oxy clean, even the kids can use it TV remote
i like my women the way i like my remotes, used by lazy people every were cell phones
I like women the way I like my cell phones: carried around in my pocket. garden trowel
I like my women the way I like my garden trowel: fun to use in the dirt. ShamWow
I like my women like I like my ShamWow: Takes in all my juice Teeter-totter
I like my women like I like my Teeter-totters, ready to go up and down at a moments notice. Speakers.
I like my women like I like my speakers, able to be muted. Computers.
i like my women like i like my computers, always lookin nice in sexy warhammer 40k
I like my women the way I like my Computers, gives me things to fap too. Poop
i like my women the way I like my poop, smelly and with little pieces of corn jesus
I like women the way I like my Jesus, elegant and divine. Music
I like my women the way I like my Jesus: Always telling me I'm evil, but non-existant. Science
like my women the way i like my music, favorite rocks hard mechwarrior
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i like my women the way i like my :ninja: , always sneeking around so i can find them. tv
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