I like my women the way I like my TV: Always doing something I can watch.
Mouse
[QUOTE=Zedo Mann;23223687]:ninja:[/QUOTE]
I like my women the way I like my ninjas; fast and limber.
Ceiling tiles
I like my women the way I like my Ceiling Tiles; glued to the ceiling.
Bloody Pie Rats
I like my women the way I like my Bloody Pie Rats, so i can say WHAT THE FUCK BITCH GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH NOW!
blowjob
I like my women the way I like my blowjobs: given to me by a woman.
time
I like my women the way I like time, long and short
cigarettes
I like my women the way I like my cigarettes: smokin'!
Cigars.
I like my women like i like my cigars,hot and cancer causing :smug:
skippy mouse
I fuck woman like skippy mouse. Always dancing around like idiot until hit head on wall.
Mother Russia.
I like my women the way I like my Mother Russia: Big and Controlling.
Communism.
I like my woman the way I like my communism, rewarding those who do lots of work.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I like my women the way I like my aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: really loud and annoying.
oh shi
I like my woman the way I like my Oh Shi-; always unexpected.
Pine Cones
I like my women the way I like my pine cones; there's tons of them in my front yard.
Paper shredder.
I like my women the way I like my paper shredder; painful.
Dog's Ass.
I like my women the way I like my dog's ass: all over FP.
FP.
I like the women the way I like my FP; filled with random people.
Internet.
I like my women the way I like my internet: [B]not[/B] full of women.
keyboard
I like my women the way I like my keyboard: always ready to lay down and take a fingering.
Cryostasis pods.
I like my women how I like my Cryostasis pods; quiet and sturdy
Furries
[QUOTE=FLAPJACKDANNY;23239286]I like my women how I like my Cryostasis pods; quiet and sturdy
Furries[/QUOTE]
I like my women how I like my Furries; wait, what?
Speakers
I like my women how I like my speakers: Can't hear shit.
Dimensional Rift.
[QUOTE=CaptainQuirk;23239312]I like my women how I like my Furries;[B] wait, what?[/B]
Speakers[/QUOTE]
haha got you there.
I like my women how I like my Dimensional Rift: requiring vast amounts of energy to feed.
drum kit
I like my women the way I like my drum kit: loud when I bang it.
Minecraft.
I like my women the way I like my Minecraft; full of members.
Strawberry Laces.
I like my women the way I like my Strawberry Laces: Chewing them?
Football.
I like my women the way I like my football, round and pointy (where it matters).
Gold bars.
[QUOTE=BobRehash;23239983]I like my women the way I like my football, round and pointy (where it matters).
Gold bars.[/QUOTE]
I like my women the way I like my gold bars: fine and worth a lot of money.
Gmod DarkRP servers.
I like my women the way I like my Gmod DarkRP servers; easily used and disposed of.
Eyeball
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