• I like my women the way I like my...
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I like my women the way I like my TV: Always doing something I can watch. Mouse
[QUOTE=Zedo Mann;23223687]:ninja:[/QUOTE] I like my women the way I like my ninjas; fast and limber. Ceiling tiles
I like my women the way I like my Ceiling Tiles; glued to the ceiling. Bloody Pie Rats
I like my women the way I like my Bloody Pie Rats, so i can say WHAT THE FUCK BITCH GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH NOW! blowjob
I like my women the way I like my blowjobs: given to me by a woman. time
I like my women the way I like time, long and short cigarettes
I like my women the way I like my cigarettes: smokin'! Cigars.
I like my women like i like my cigars,hot and cancer causing :smug: skippy mouse
I fuck woman like skippy mouse. Always dancing around like idiot until hit head on wall. Mother Russia.
I like my women the way I like my Mother Russia: Big and Controlling. Communism.
I like my woman the way I like my communism, rewarding those who do lots of work. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I like my women the way I like my aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: really loud and annoying. oh shi
I like my woman the way I like my Oh Shi-; always unexpected. Pine Cones
I like my women the way I like my pine cones; there's tons of them in my front yard. Paper shredder.
I like my women the way I like my paper shredder; painful. Dog's Ass.
I like my women the way I like my dog's ass: all over FP. FP.
I like the women the way I like my FP; filled with random people. Internet.
I like my women the way I like my internet: [B]not[/B] full of women. keyboard
I like my women the way I like my keyboard: always ready to lay down and take a fingering. Cryostasis pods.
I like my women how I like my Cryostasis pods; quiet and sturdy Furries
[QUOTE=FLAPJACKDANNY;23239286]I like my women how I like my Cryostasis pods; quiet and sturdy Furries[/QUOTE] I like my women how I like my Furries; wait, what? Speakers
I like my women how I like my speakers: Can't hear shit. Dimensional Rift.
[QUOTE=CaptainQuirk;23239312]I like my women how I like my Furries;[B] wait, what?[/B] Speakers[/QUOTE] haha got you there.
I like my women how I like my Dimensional Rift: requiring vast amounts of energy to feed. drum kit
I like my women the way I like my drum kit: loud when I bang it. Minecraft.
I like my women the way I like my Minecraft; full of members. Strawberry Laces.
I like my women the way I like my Strawberry Laces: Chewing them? Football.
I like my women the way I like my football, round and pointy (where it matters). Gold bars.
[QUOTE=BobRehash;23239983]I like my women the way I like my football, round and pointy (where it matters). Gold bars.[/QUOTE] I like my women the way I like my gold bars: fine and worth a lot of money. Gmod DarkRP servers.
I like my women the way I like my Gmod DarkRP servers; easily used and disposed of. Eyeball
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